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I'm just saying, nobody ever gets made fun of for the beard they used to have
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I think growing up in the specific time we did has a lot of us taking "they'll just jailbreak it" for granted. There still isn't a working root for Amazon tablets made after 2019. The Xbox360 is 20 years old and we're only just now seeing a softmod on the horizon.

They can lock stuff down now.
You would immediately be able to buy a speed limiter hacking kit on the black market and all the worst people would have them disabled. We've seen this before with every other technological solution to a societal problem, from covid vaccination cards to plane transponders.
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
ain't nobody driving this online. like equipping the cybertruck in Fortnite, everybody's gonna make it their business to take you out
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
No it isn't. That isn't true.
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Guys I love Sinners but you know in your hearts the answer is Deadpool and Wolverine
What 2020s movie has the greatest cultural footprint?

Note: This is not necessarily about box office, Oscars, critical acclaim, though all of those can count. It's more... pieces of it have so completely permeated our cultural groundwater that it will always be there.
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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JESUS ADS FUCK OFF
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I really don't think a Comcast rental router would have improved outcomes at Jurassic Park
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Century of Boston Sports Humiliation
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
It's so cool how Google Gemini makes it so you don't need to imagine anything
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
going out to the backyard with my iPad to watch the real halftime show with Kid Rock. no one will realize I left the room until I come back in
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
who does the winner of this game play next week
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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when you start hearing the Stevie in everything Motown from the 80s
February 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
there is a god damn theater in every town you dorks, that's part of Movie Magic. it's not like concerts or plays, you just ship a print (or a hard drive) and now the 8-screen theater in Currituck NC has the same brand new movie as NYC
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
not me I'll keep drinking that garbage
I actually have zero desire to see the cliff booth movie; dumbass stuntman and likely murderer who I’m choosing to believe imagined his dumbass Bruce Lee flashback, and who should’ve died while saving Sharon Tate
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
never participated in a gangbang before but a 59% cum rate seems low?
if you don't know who Aella girl is: pro-capitalist and pro-crypto Silicon Valley libertarian sex worker, Thiel connections, doesn't shower, tracks her bowel movements, defended AI CSAM, worked for a "blockchain dating app" until it collapsed, organized a gang bang and tracked its data,
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
that's like when CNN hit the Dick Cheney button by accident. look, who among us didn't have a pre-written obit for that guy? one way or another that dude was gonna wear a colombian ascot, maybe they just wrote it up not knowing it was already fashion week
Jeffrey Epstein died on August 10th. In the Epstein files, there is what appears to be a draft DOJ press release announcing his death that is dated August 9th.

(It’s here: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
The release on Saturday, August 10th appears to have two differences. The date, and the addition of “of an apparent suicide” www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Hastily putting on my Vision Pro during a mass shooting so it can show me a map to the nearest emergency exit. It also dials the Cupertino police because I never entered my zipcode.
February 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM