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Joad The Wet Sprocket
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"a somewhat significant account" - eric shamow
(he/him)
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I want him CANCELLED
I was his followers CALLED OUT
I want his groupchat DISBANDED
I want to go to his profile in the middle of the night and screenshot the 404!
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kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ugh god damn it he's having a legitimately good day
Trump: "We had a guy named Buttigieg. Boot-edge-edge they say is the best way. Just say two 'edges' like off the edge of a cliff — which is where they were taking us, by the way."
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
man you can tell EXACTLY where the present-day occupants put the flatscreen
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
they also own the rights to joker makeup I'm just saying
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Update:
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Incredible bit to throw this out there just as built-in battery packs kill the 15 year car
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Series S-first strategy was as big a disaster as the Kinect. That $400 digital-only PS5 absolutely cooked it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
today of all days
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
everyone's figuring it out
Interesting convo with a friend who owns a hip NYC record shop about a sudden renewed interest in CDs, which were a negligible part of his business till recently.
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Joaders,

I'm getting what looks like almost 10 horizontal inches of exterior window.
interviewing for a management job at 11, prayers up
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the only thing anyone should performatively read is my posts
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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(boomer man who only writes in all caps block lettering) they don't even teach kids cursive anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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oh ok this explains why they keep telling me about it even though I didn't ask
You’re telling me this market is poly?
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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the republicans turned up schumer's Lovense too high for him to handle and now we don't get healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
BREAKING: House backbencher has Senate opinion
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
TV star
‘Christy’ starring Sydney Sweeney opens to $1.3M at the domestic box office

• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters

• ~$646 per-theater average
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ACA subsidies were always the wrong thing to center. It's been Republican dogma that the ACA is bad and evil for 15 years and their voters simply do not believe the stove is hot until their skin is melting into it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A Tacoma can haul a fridge just fine, it's just not in yet.
This is one of my favourite photos on this subject. "Four men struggle to put a fridge on an American style truck… and it doesn't even fit safely."
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I tell you what would be funny is the Senate announced some deal and then the House kaputs it
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's not the most important thing, but I do think we're going to have to address TVs being too cheap.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
might do a blade runner 2049 rewatch so I can get mad at myself for not liking it again
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Home Ownership Discourse on here reminds me of this. A lot of people saying a lot of well-meaning stuff that works well in the narrative space crashing right into reality.
the four that come up within a quarter mile of my house did sexual battery victim <12, indecent liberties with a child by custodian, sexual battery, and murder of a child.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the latest bougie kitchen accessory seems to be the counter-installed soda fountain, most commonly a two-slot with Coke and Diet Coke, so this is one of those prophetic onions
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM