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Guys with triple digit ping love racing door to door then acting like the wreck was your fault
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Guys with triple digit ping love racing door to door then acting like the wreck was your fault
Uncle Frank is the only one who sees Kevin for what he is
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Uncle Frank is the only one who sees Kevin for what he is
it is Christmas, man.
Medicare supplemental insurance is run by private insurance companies. Same with Part D all claims and audits are done by companies owned by insurance companies. Medicare and Medicaid pharmacy programs are run by private companies that game the system.
Just lower the age and make them bigger ?
Just lower the age and make them bigger ?
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
it is Christmas, man.
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Wendy’s is a social construction that would dissipate like a mirage if not for our collective belief.
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Wendy’s is a social construction that would dissipate like a mirage if not for our collective belief.
it's so cool how after all these years Windows is back to "well it's been a few days, guess I gotta reboot to make weird shit stop happening"
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
it's so cool how after all these years Windows is back to "well it's been a few days, guess I gotta reboot to make weird shit stop happening"
if I were Scrooge, Jacob Marley showing up in chains would have been all it took. message received, thank you Jake, I will give Bob Cratchit a raise
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
if I were Scrooge, Jacob Marley showing up in chains would have been all it took. message received, thank you Jake, I will give Bob Cratchit a raise
I like how Fallon keeps catching strays. Twists himself into a pretzel trying to play ball just for Trump to assume he's just like the other two without checking. That delights me.
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I like how Fallon keeps catching strays. Twists himself into a pretzel trying to play ball just for Trump to assume he's just like the other two without checking. That delights me.
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December 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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new quil just dropped
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
new quil just dropped
update: got the syrup
pill NyQuil doesn't hit right
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
update: got the syrup
Ok but what if you ordered pedals for your sim rig and fucking Google Pay put your old apartment as the delivery address and Logitech "can't" cancel it, so you leave work early and wait near your old apartment for a FedEx truck and the box is just RIGHT THERE on the ground and it's a normal doorbell
"porch piracy" is theft. it's illegal in every single state. in states with expansive statutes, this could even be burglary. there is no evidence that local police or prosecutors are unable to handle this. and existing federal law on interstate transportation of stolen property can handle big cases.
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ok but what if you ordered pedals for your sim rig and fucking Google Pay put your old apartment as the delivery address and Logitech "can't" cancel it, so you leave work early and wait near your old apartment for a FedEx truck and the box is just RIGHT THERE on the ground and it's a normal doorbell
It's never people with real jobs who say that kind of thing. Airline pilots are never like "yeah dude you gotta grind yourself into a pulp if you want that paper"
The Grammy Award–winning artist turned tech entrepreneur advises Gen Zers to forget about work-life balance if they want to emulate his success. trib.al/RGSO9CT
Will.i.am grinds from 5-to-9 after his 9-to-5—because work-life balance is for people 'working on someone else’s dream' and not for visionaries | Fortune
Will.i.am tells Gen Z to ditch work-life balance: ‘Those words don’t compute for the materializers’
trib.al
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's never people with real jobs who say that kind of thing. Airline pilots are never like "yeah dude you gotta grind yourself into a pulp if you want that paper"
Bro did you know you were shooting a video today
You look like you just got licked by a camel, bro
You look like you just got licked by a camel, bro
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Bro did you know you were shooting a video today
You look like you just got licked by a camel, bro
You look like you just got licked by a camel, bro
update just dropped
we have Dale Earnhardt at home
we have Dale Earnhardt at home
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
update just dropped
we have Dale Earnhardt at home
we have Dale Earnhardt at home
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since the dawn of time video games have had 3 true genres: flying, driving, and golf
October 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
since the dawn of time video games have had 3 true genres: flying, driving, and golf
I know we're all focusing on how gacked out Rubio is at that lectern but did he get hair plugs
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know we're all focusing on how gacked out Rubio is at that lectern but did he get hair plugs
It IS porn spam, actually
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It IS porn spam, actually
pill NyQuil doesn't hit right
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
pill NyQuil doesn't hit right
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watching my favorite christmas movie and once again asking what kind of family brings a man his birthday cake while he's taking a bath
December 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
watching my favorite christmas movie and once again asking what kind of family brings a man his birthday cake while he's taking a bath
4K Bluray playback off the disc on an AMD PC, let's fuckin go
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
4K Bluray playback off the disc on an AMD PC, let's fuckin go
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MY SOUL IS READY, BONDI. HOW ABOUT YOURS?
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
MY SOUL IS READY, BONDI. HOW ABOUT YOURS?
Pretty sure I'm sick, that's good
December 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pretty sure I'm sick, that's good
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bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public
Guards began beating him. Beat him until he bled. Knocked his face into the wall, broke all his teeth. No access to outdoors, no contact with relatives.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public