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cruel angel’s eephus 🏟️
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Abolish ICE

husband, cat dad, Twins fan
trans rights are human rights | he/him
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Smutty comics, very affordable, please enjoy. ;)
Hey hey, are you a fan of love and/or sex? Well I made some comics about those and now you can get them for super cheap! (sale lasts through Feb 14th)

Get 'em here: alterici.itch.io
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Damn right
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
isekai trucking company that takes jobs from other dimensions to send people there
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:12 AM
not being able to use juiced X numbers (counting impressions as views) really lays the whole thing bare doesn't it
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 PM
didn’t get a single on call alert until after the game, thanks work
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Who had a worse Super Bowl?

2025: Drake

2026: Drake
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
watching Sam Darnold win the Super Bowl after the Vikings dropped him
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
seahaWks
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
a turducken of evil
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"

RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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💅💅💅
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
NEW FIELD GOAL RECORD
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
okay new plan, we hand it off to walker again
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
sam darnold incomplete passes is back baby
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
did a patriots player just bump the guy over the yard line for 1st down
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I don’t know if I have a favorite Pokémon, but I really liked playing Hydrapple and Teal Mask Ogerpon for the month I was playing TCGLive
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
MORE FIELD GOALS
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
the Reggie Dinkins pilot was good
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
coinbase winning the go fuck yourself competition so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
all of these commercials are carefully designed to make you shout “fuck you” at your screen
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
do these companies even get any real traction on X for these campaigns anymore
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM