mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
best-selling and award-winning comics idiot, beautiful giantess // buy SIMPLICITY on sale now // mattielubchansky.com // @nogodsnomayors.com // temporalculturewar.com // rep @katemckean.bsky.social // she
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mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
· Dec 13
doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz
i would introduce the world to the majesty of a beautiful pizza pie
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
i would introduce the world to the majesty of a beautiful pizza pie
oh wait i just saw it was for bronze. GET GOOD, OLAF. THEN WE WILL TALK
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
oh wait i just saw it was for bronze. GET GOOD, OLAF. THEN WE WILL TALK
if i'm on a horse in the statue the horse should be sitting down calmly to signify that i am so cool and chill
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
if i'm on a horse in the statue the horse should be sitting down calmly to signify that i am so cool and chill
"battling injustice still begins a war" - the peaceful warrior
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
"battling injustice still begins a war" - the peaceful warrior
saw a take about a beloved fantasy character that doesn't jibe with the established canon. i'm choosing, bravely, to stay silent
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
saw a take about a beloved fantasy character that doesn't jibe with the established canon. i'm choosing, bravely, to stay silent
oh shit right. i forgot about that
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
oh shit right. i forgot about that
if one was prone to feeling smug one could say one was curious about how it felt for all the cis gay "lgb without the t" types to find out that they were, as we all warned, Next. (not me though, i only operate from a place of love and solidarity)
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
if one was prone to feeling smug one could say one was curious about how it felt for all the cis gay "lgb without the t" types to find out that they were, as we all warned, Next. (not me though, i only operate from a place of love and solidarity)
no that was him lol
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
no that was him lol
update: femke kok has lost to jake paul’s finance (?)
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
update: femke kok has lost to jake paul’s finance (?)
that's right: a fabulous trip to the famous duomo!
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
that's right: a fabulous trip to the famous duomo!
i cant hear you over the sonorous tones of "jet" by the band wings
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
i cant hear you over the sonorous tones of "jet" by the band wings
there's a passage in HOW MUSIC WORKS where david byrne details one of his lyric writing processes and it's mostly making random noises until he likes them, and then he finds the words closest to them and i really try to keep that in mind when i'm writing music!!!
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
there's a passage in HOW MUSIC WORKS where david byrne details one of his lyric writing processes and it's mostly making random noises until he likes them, and then he finds the words closest to them and i really try to keep that in mind when i'm writing music!!!
james murphy voice i was there
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
james murphy voice i was there
my next 4-panel joke comic will have a lengthy footnotes section to include every possible bad-faith reading in the future. thank you so much for the incredible feedback
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
my next 4-panel joke comic will have a lengthy footnotes section to include every possible bad-faith reading in the future. thank you so much for the incredible feedback
like i said. have a good one, please consider that when you say someone's work "is indistinguishable" from nazi stuff, what you are saying to and about them.
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
like i said. have a good one, please consider that when you say someone's work "is indistinguishable" from nazi stuff, what you are saying to and about them.
perhaps, if you can conceive of it, imagine. that those are the very things i – again, a transsexual jew – am using, to make a joke, about something else
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
perhaps, if you can conceive of it, imagine. that those are the very things i – again, a transsexual jew – am using, to make a joke, about something else
i lived under his iron fist!!!! i actually dont know if he's NGNM material tbh
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i lived under his iron fist!!!! i actually dont know if he's NGNM material tbh
you said my comic was indistinguishable from that of the alt-right. have a good one.
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
you said my comic was indistinguishable from that of the alt-right. have a good one.
people talk to or about mattie normally challenge difficulty triple impossible
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
people talk to or about mattie normally challenge difficulty triple impossible
"surely this jewish trans woman is a crypto alt-rightist" get fucked. get fucked. fuck you
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"surely this jewish trans woman is a crypto alt-rightist" get fucked. get fucked. fuck you
was there a big list of jews that were pretty conclusively running the world that came out ten years ago. was i on it. i hope so!! anyway go slander someone else please
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
was there a big list of jews that were pretty conclusively running the world that came out ten years ago. was i on it. i hope so!! anyway go slander someone else please