mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
best-selling, award-winning, transsexual comics idiot, beautiful giantess // buy SIMPLICITY on sale now // mattielubchansky.com // @nogodsnomayors.com // temporalculturewar.com // rep @katemckean.bsky.social // she
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doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz
not going anywhere for the holidays is great for a lot of reasons. for instance watering your friend’s plants is the best time to go to the bathroom at their apartment with the door open 👍
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
not going anywhere for the holidays is great for a lot of reasons. for instance watering your friend’s plants is the best time to go to the bathroom at their apartment with the door open 👍
looked at some Reader Reviews and absolutely should not have 👍 a little holidays lesson for your friend mattie
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
looked at some Reader Reviews and absolutely should not have 👍 a little holidays lesson for your friend mattie
“movies are too long” shut up im watching a MOVING PICTURE!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“movies are too long” shut up im watching a MOVING PICTURE!!!!!!
why it’s swishmas day, sir !
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
why it’s swishmas day, sir !
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ᴄɪᴛɪᴢᴇɴꜱ: ɪɢɴᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇꜱ ❌ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅꜱ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀꜱ ᴘᴏᴅᴄᴀꜱᴛ❌
This week: the drunkest man in Alberta and his incredible ideas: nogodsnomayors.com
This week: the drunkest man in Alberta and his incredible ideas: nogodsnomayors.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ᴄɪᴛɪᴢᴇɴꜱ: ɪɢɴᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇꜱ ❌ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅꜱ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀꜱ ᴘᴏᴅᴄᴀꜱᴛ❌
This week: the drunkest man in Alberta and his incredible ideas: nogodsnomayors.com
This week: the drunkest man in Alberta and his incredible ideas: nogodsnomayors.com
¿para él? es normal
Porque tan serio
December 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
¿para él? es normal
we’re scrolling around HBO and found AZTEC BATMAN and i need everyone to see Conquistador El Joker
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
we’re scrolling around HBO and found AZTEC BATMAN and i need everyone to see Conquistador El Joker
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It’s a holiday I have off work so you know what that means, making @mattielubchansky.com’s three ingredient brisket
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www.saveur.com/article/reci...
Three-Ingredient Brisket
This simple, slow-cooked brisket requires just three ingredients — one of which is an entire bottle of ketchup — and is perfect for Passover.
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December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s a holiday I have off work so you know what that means, making @mattielubchansky.com’s three ingredient brisket
www.saveur.com/article/reci...
www.saveur.com/article/reci...
last loaves of 2025. hello girls
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
last loaves of 2025. hello girls
nice to see simplicity on the big tcj list three (!) times :)
The best comics of 2025, as chosen by our contributors - The Comics Journal
We asked our contributors what they thought were the best comics of 2025 were. Here's what they said.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
nice to see simplicity on the big tcj list three (!) times :)
the bus display flashing NOT IN SERVICE | FARE REQUIRED is a little too semiotic for my taste
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the bus display flashing NOT IN SERVICE | FARE REQUIRED is a little too semiotic for my taste
great news everyone. the mattie lubchansky review of books on their year end best-of list named simplicity their best book of the year in the “released by mattie lubchansky” category. what a huge honor,
doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
great news everyone. the mattie lubchansky review of books on their year end best-of list named simplicity their best book of the year in the “released by mattie lubchansky” category. what a huge honor,
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Got some BONUS podcasts for the end of the year! You can listen to @mattielubchansky.com and I talk about SEAING(?) EVIL on our GHOST SHIP Patreon BONUS episode! www.patreon.com/posts/146109...
Temporal Culture War Bonus: GHOST SHIP | Temporal Culture War
Get more from Temporal Culture War on Patreon
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December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Got some BONUS podcasts for the end of the year! You can listen to @mattielubchansky.com and I talk about SEAING(?) EVIL on our GHOST SHIP Patreon BONUS episode! www.patreon.com/posts/146109...
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
it must suck so bad to be so famous that you going anywhere is reported as "surprises fans at ___". mattie surprises fans at ATM vestibule. mattie surprises fans on q100 bus
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
it must suck so bad to be so famous that you going anywhere is reported as "surprises fans at ___". mattie surprises fans at ATM vestibule. mattie surprises fans on q100 bus
catch me and the girls hoopin on the back of this
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
catch me and the girls hoopin on the back of this
i was sitting around despairing about all the shit i Endured this year until i listed all the stuff i did that i liked and i'm feeling a lot better. you guys ever hear about the power of positive thinking. pretty crazy. i think i'm the first one to ever do this
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i was sitting around despairing about all the shit i Endured this year until i listed all the stuff i did that i liked and i'm feeling a lot better. you guys ever hear about the power of positive thinking. pretty crazy. i think i'm the first one to ever do this
sick of the current discourse around culture. here's what i've got: it's maddening that house of the dragon uses "the rains of castemere" as a leitmotif, as the events described in THAT song occur over a century later than the events in the show, in-universe,,,,
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
sick of the current discourse around culture. here's what i've got: it's maddening that house of the dragon uses "the rains of castemere" as a leitmotif, as the events described in THAT song occur over a century later than the events in the show, in-universe,,,,
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ok i DO feel better | patreon.com/lubchansky
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
ok i DO feel better | patreon.com/lubchansky
JIM CAMERON LOOKING AT ANY MARINE: this guy is so stupid. servant of the empire. idiot. i'm gonna make him look SO cool. that'll really get his ass
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
JIM CAMERON LOOKING AT ANY MARINE: this guy is so stupid. servant of the empire. idiot. i'm gonna make him look SO cool. that'll really get his ass
ok i DO feel better | patreon.com/lubchansky
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
ok i DO feel better | patreon.com/lubchansky
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
pov you are witnessing a Great Becoming
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
pov you are witnessing a Great Becoming
this was a really fun one to do despite the man in question being insanely evil!!! but gregk made us a little slideshow, which you can see on the patreon!!! no gods no mayors dot COM
this week we've got @gregk.co.uk talking about Brazil's Baron Harkonnen, Paulo Maluf. But first, some history about the military dictatorship that birthed him. nogodsnomayors.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this was a really fun one to do despite the man in question being insanely evil!!! but gregk made us a little slideshow, which you can see on the patreon!!! no gods no mayors dot COM
Reposted by mattie lubchansky
this week we've got @gregk.co.uk talking about Brazil's Baron Harkonnen, Paulo Maluf. But first, some history about the military dictatorship that birthed him. nogodsnomayors.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
this week we've got @gregk.co.uk talking about Brazil's Baron Harkonnen, Paulo Maluf. But first, some history about the military dictatorship that birthed him. nogodsnomayors.com