mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
best-selling, award-winning, transsexual comics idiot, beautiful giantess // buy SIMPLICITY on sale now // mattielubchansky.com // @nogodsnomayors.com // temporalculturewar.com // she
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mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
· Jul 29
my new book is out today. it's about separatism and utopia and bodily autonomy and cults and capital and love and revolution and nature and sex and all the things we owe to each other. I'm so proud and excited and nervous for you to read it. i hope you do. simplicitybook.xyz
all the stephen king books and movies being loosely related means it would suck SO bad to be in one of those things. what do you mean i can't go fucking ANYWHERE huh
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
all the stephen king books and movies being loosely related means it would suck SO bad to be in one of those things. what do you mean i can't go fucking ANYWHERE huh
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NEW on the free feed: How much corruption can one man get away with? We don't know, but you can at least build a hunting lodge out of a bunch of MRI machines. nogodsnomayors.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
NEW on the free feed: How much corruption can one man get away with? We don't know, but you can at least build a hunting lodge out of a bunch of MRI machines. nogodsnomayors.com
we got a big jar of yuja-cheong and now when i want some tea and jaya asks me what kind i’m just saying “gimme the goo!” or something similar. this shit rocks and i love the goo. just a little update from my life
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
we got a big jar of yuja-cheong and now when i want some tea and jaya asks me what kind i’m just saying “gimme the goo!” or something similar. this shit rocks and i love the goo. just a little update from my life
do you think this is an appropriate way to speak to a stranger.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
do you think this is an appropriate way to speak to a stranger.
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
so crazy to see the damning emails of the powerful.....most of the stuff i get and send is like "come to my birthday party" or "what's a good place for dinner"
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
so crazy to see the damning emails of the powerful.....most of the stuff i get and send is like "come to my birthday party" or "what's a good place for dinner"
please stop showing me the AI beer jacket. how stupid are you people
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
please stop showing me the AI beer jacket. how stupid are you people
everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)
bond thing everyone is talking about for some reason is stupid for a zillion reasons but easily solvable via a LOST HIGHWAY style transformation as well. this way you can also put the mystery man at the head of spectre. just brainstorming
there should be a triple feature of the now you see me movies where you watch isla fisher do the LOST HIGHWAY transition into lizzie caplan after the first and then again the other way before the third
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
bond thing everyone is talking about for some reason is stupid for a zillion reasons but easily solvable via a LOST HIGHWAY style transformation as well. this way you can also put the mystery man at the head of spectre. just brainstorming
you live in a bubble | patreon.com/lubchansky
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
you live in a bubble | patreon.com/lubchansky
we’re in an old cantina in mexico city and there’s a band doing HARMONIES and they’re making me WISTFUL!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
we’re in an old cantina in mexico city and there’s a band doing HARMONIES and they’re making me WISTFUL!!!!!!!!
she is forty years old today. can you believe it. a modern miracle
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
she is forty years old today. can you believe it. a modern miracle
truly, deeply sick of people online treating my like i'm an imaginary creature that lives in their phone and not like a real human woman
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
truly, deeply sick of people online treating my like i'm an imaginary creature that lives in their phone and not like a real human woman
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I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
Reposted by mattie lubchansky
New on the municipal benevolent feed! We try to do the second installment of Riley’s Miami Trilogy but we get sidetracked talking about Everglades Dune: nogodsnomayors.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
New on the municipal benevolent feed! We try to do the second installment of Riley’s Miami Trilogy but we get sidetracked talking about Everglades Dune: nogodsnomayors.com
i’ve got a tremendously dumb comic in this and also drew the insanely stupid cover….get your copy and see tuck on tour in my opinion
Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i’ve got a tremendously dumb comic in this and also drew the insanely stupid cover….get your copy and see tuck on tour in my opinion
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Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
there should be a triple feature of the now you see me movies where you watch isla fisher do the LOST HIGHWAY transition into lizzie caplan after the first and then again the other way before the third
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
there should be a triple feature of the now you see me movies where you watch isla fisher do the LOST HIGHWAY transition into lizzie caplan after the first and then again the other way before the third
Reposted by mattie lubchansky
Well this piece just won an IACP award!
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Well this piece just won an IACP award!
if you go to downtown manhattan today and see a dude in a half-zip fleece over a collared shirt and some tragic slacks he legally has to give you a little a kiss on the forehead and everything in his wallet no questions asked
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
if you go to downtown manhattan today and see a dude in a half-zip fleece over a collared shirt and some tragic slacks he legally has to give you a little a kiss on the forehead and everything in his wallet no questions asked
got an automated email from ticketmaster about Hamilton. woke 2 is here
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
got an automated email from ticketmaster about Hamilton. woke 2 is here
also while we’re at it a bodega is distinct from a sheetz! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
also while we’re at it a bodega is distinct from a sheetz! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
have the neighborhoods that are traditionally home to the Sex Pest Community been counted yet
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
have the neighborhoods that are traditionally home to the Sex Pest Community been counted yet