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your buddy eric
@ericplais.bsky.social
husband, cat dad, Twins fan
trans rights are human rights | he/him

https://ngl.link/ericplais
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for as long as I can keep it up-

1 like = 1 song from a video game I think slaps
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Haywouldst Thoublome
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
it was good, I liked it
seeing wicked 2 in a few minutes
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
goon you’re free
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
proceed avifauna
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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"what happens if they run out of bullpen pitchers"
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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you think you can punt a support ticket back to me this quickly by asking a few follow-up questions? nice try buddy, i've already restarted and updated. i've already taken your screenshots. i've already exported the console data. this ball is staying in your court until exactly 5:30
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
making the world’s most disgusting man the head of health and human services is wild
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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popular writers used to exile themselves from public life for decades before attempting a comeback and we were a better country for it
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I can't believe bam margarine's last name isn't butter
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
why is my handle invalid
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
tempted to do a darkly funny answer but my actual answer would probably be these:
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I would say the best artists *are* the most them artists
I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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republican after watching an episode of ‘to catch a predator’: “that’s super fucked up that they lied to the guy, they were supposed to have a pizza party”
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
trump didn't campaign on releasing the epstein files, that was everyone else in his orbit. when asked directly about it he famously was like "maybe I wouldn't"
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
prescient line
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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From: Noam Chomsky

(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)

From: Vacation Jeff

i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .

From: Noam Chomsky

Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
watching jeopardy on hulu:

shut up about canyon spirit
shut up about canyon spirit
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Dems caving on the shutdown right before open enrollment is insane.

At a certain point stupidity ceases to be an explanation and you have to start attributing things to malice again.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
this news would slap a little more if my monthly insurance premium wasn’t going to double next year
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM