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Cameron Lauder
@unarmedoracle.bsky.social
The singularity sent forth no warnings. The point of no return had no sign or demarcation.
(he/him; avatar by @leeleels.bsky.social) www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
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earthside assistance
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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I once asked a 4th ed vet what he thought of female space marines and he said 'hell yeah more plastic babes'
The fact Facebook has so many Longbeards of Warhammer is the only reason I don't leave it.
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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if you're going to be an internet magazine you need to reaaaaallllllly think about the graphics you use.

like, bruh,
🐐🌊
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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i have never wanted anything as hard as i now want to smoke the dial-up noise
"Body mods as easily obtainable as getting your ears pierced at Claries" would also have been neat. Like get your body mods from someone named Stryker around back of the corner noodle store, then go out into the neon apocalypse to like, idk be a detective who smokes dial-up noises.
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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everything is bad but teaching close reading remains so good
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I think I really liked A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It manages to nail how it feels to be led by a skillful dancer.
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I'm unspeakably excited -- this will be my first big magic event since 2023! I'm going to become an entity of pure draft!
Not only will Nelson he there, but you can also look forward to seeing Cameron, Serge, Ben, and Kathleen at Spotlight Series Toronto!

Head over to lrr.cc/spotlight for more info, and use code LRR or LoadingReadyRun when you sign up for a $5 discount on the main event or Commander package!
I'll be at Spotlight Series Toronto! Use code LRR or LoadingReadyRun during checkout for $5 bucks off Commander Packages and Main Event entry.

facetofacegames.com/collections/...
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I don’t know how to explain that this is the useless opposite of boredom
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Do you like heavy metal?

Have you heard City, the obscure second album from beloved Canadian band Strapping Young Lad?

You should! Even if you haven’t you might like it! Heavy music can be very cathartic.

This song is called All Hail the New Flesh

music.apple.com/ca/album/all...
All Hail the New Flesh by Strapping Young Lad on Apple Music
Song · 1997 · Duration 5:24
music.apple.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
okay but what if marathon has really cool lore and I miss being there for it? what then? what fucking then?
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch

January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I personally can’t wait for the inevitable scheming vizier kumite.
January 19, 2026 at 8:42 AM
that throw folded space to ix
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
overcome by a sudden misplaced compulsion to the social contract I said "thank you for trying" to a lottery ticket before recycling it and now I worry I made it feel bad
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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GOOD. He's an artist, not a public utility. He owes us nothing.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 4d
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
bit.ly
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Must stop futzing with the paint, unless…
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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No, you don't get it. Labubus are aware of hell, and they are spiritually bound for hell, but they don't actually go there; on death, their consciousness simply ceases. Many view this as a mercy, but the labubus themselves deeply resent it.
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
1000xRESIST is one of the most remarkable games I've played in years. It's great.
We’re on sale for our biggest discount yet: 35% off!

Game Informer said 1000xRESIST is “one of the most groundbreaking stories in video game history.”

So run, don’t walk, to grab our Peabody award-winning game!
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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the 9/11 of every insufferable person in warhammer twitter has happened.
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
absolutely humiliating that drinking water and doing my cat/cows & bird dogs actually makes me feel about a million times better disgusting
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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"The 20-year longitudinal replication of the Milgram Study, the Stanford Prison Experiment, and Universe 25 via "Twitter/X" has concluded. Results confirm that humans will voluntarily lobotomize their empathy for 0.04¢ in ad revenue. Lab is compromised. Terminating."
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM