Cameron Lauder
@unarmedoracle.bsky.social
The singularity sent forth no warnings. The point of no return had no sign or demarcation.
(he/him; avatar by @leeleels.bsky.social) www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
(he/him; avatar by @leeleels.bsky.social) www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
still haunted in unguarded moments by the certainty that elon said "what is thy bidding my master" to trump
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
still haunted in unguarded moments by the certainty that elon said "what is thy bidding my master" to trump
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deglazing the bottom of your shower with some chicken stock and a nice merlot
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
deglazing the bottom of your shower with some chicken stock and a nice merlot
Help me stomp 2025 down the garbage chute. Actually it had a few pretty good albums and things that made me happy so let's celebrate all of those things on a New Year's Eve stream!
www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Help me stomp 2025 down the garbage chute. Actually it had a few pretty good albums and things that made me happy so let's celebrate all of those things on a New Year's Eve stream!
www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
Every once in a while I read through the comments on one of our magic podcasts and I think some of you really really need to take stock because this kind of anger directed at a game is unhealthy.
December 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Every once in a while I read through the comments on one of our magic podcasts and I think some of you really really need to take stock because this kind of anger directed at a game is unhealthy.
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The Terror (2018)
a ship needs to be a little codependant and toxic to be fun. It's fiction, after all. ships need to be a bit fucked up
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Terror (2018)
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only realised this year it was Tilda Swinton stop motioning around a reassuringly 90s London in Orbital's The Box
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
only realised this year it was Tilda Swinton stop motioning around a reassuringly 90s London in Orbital's The Box
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
Gonna stream tonight. 9PM Pacific. Music, books, games, painting my dolls. A chill hangout in an unchill time.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gonna stream tonight. 9PM Pacific. Music, books, games, painting my dolls. A chill hangout in an unchill time.
A barista said she liked my industrial piercing and asked if it would hurt if she tore it out.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A barista said she liked my industrial piercing and asked if it would hurt if she tore it out.
People who cut in line then stare blankly at the menu for five minutes should be mechanically separated.
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
People who cut in line then stare blankly at the menu for five minutes should be mechanically separated.
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sincerely, if you're in wargaming i strongly recommend getting very good at spotting which people play the black templars because of the "templars" part, there's a lot of fash hiding behind the fandom in some spaces
Far-right groups are co-opting the aesthetics of the Crusades for their own objectives, transforming an obsession with feudal justice into a campaign for a White Christian nation.
Why We Should All Be Worried About "Crusadercore"
This online trend equips young, White men with a historically bastardized visual lexicon — one that gives new credence and religious authority to far-right bigotry.
hyperallergic.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
sincerely, if you're in wargaming i strongly recommend getting very good at spotting which people play the black templars because of the "templars" part, there's a lot of fash hiding behind the fandom in some spaces
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A hearty congratulations to Ubisoft workers who have successfully unionized in Halifax. 👏👏👏
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Halifax video game workers form first Ubisoft union in North America | CBC News
About 60 workers in Halifax office voted in favour of unionizing amid concerns about AI and industry-wide layoffs.
www.cbc.ca
December 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A hearty congratulations to Ubisoft workers who have successfully unionized in Halifax. 👏👏👏
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
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90% of bluesky posts, to me
this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he’s talking about something and somebody we don’t know
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
90% of bluesky posts, to me
Counting up the books I read this year because apparently everything I do is a competition with imaginary devils and I gotta ask: is an omnnibus counted as one book or however many works are compiled in it?
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Counting up the books I read this year because apparently everything I do is a competition with imaginary devils and I gotta ask: is an omnnibus counted as one book or however many works are compiled in it?
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My old world? Dying. My new world? Struggling. My now? Monstering.
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My old world? Dying. My new world? Struggling. My now? Monstering.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow
"come thou fount of every blessing" is not a christmas song vs "the sufjan stevens recording of come thou fount of every blessing" is the most christmas a song has ever been.
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"come thou fount of every blessing" is not a christmas song vs "the sufjan stevens recording of come thou fount of every blessing" is the most christmas a song has ever been.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
Merry whatever, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Merry whatever, everyone.
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He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will NOT die.
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will NOT die.
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
PLUR1BUS: altruism is when no borgor
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
PLUR1BUS: altruism is when no borgor