Gef the Toking Mongoose
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Happy New Year, goofs and graps fans! It's already 2026 by the time you're listening to this, but AEW had to throw a New Year's Bash to close out what was a great year for them.
Toni is smitten with my Juice Boy and Mina is gonna need a minute.
Also, Wednesday Night is the A Show forever now.- 😎
Toni is smitten with my Juice Boy and Mina is gonna need a minute.
Also, Wednesday Night is the A Show forever now.- 😎
Should old acquaintance be forgot? Yeah probably its old fuck it but what shouldn't be forgot is to check out our deep dive into AEW New Years Bash. We answer such questions as what pattern is MJF's semen and how does PAC get himself so dry? Its just as weird as you think so give us a listen 🤼♂️
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No Country for Old Men(2007)
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
No Country for Old Men(2007)
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Bruce Banner: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Me: I don't like you now
Bruce Banner: :(
Me: I don't like you now
Bruce Banner: :(
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Bruce Banner: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Me: I don't like you now
Bruce Banner: :(
Me: I don't like you now
Bruce Banner: :(
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Your in her DMs I'm doing this
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Your in her DMs I'm doing this
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If you post a serious answer to a shitpost, you should receive an electric shock through your phone
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 PM
If you post a serious answer to a shitpost, you should receive an electric shock through your phone
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Oak Park, Michigan, July 2025
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Oak Park, Michigan, July 2025
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you shouldn't be able to buy food at the grocery store you should have to pay for each type of food using a monthly subscription
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
you shouldn't be able to buy food at the grocery store you should have to pay for each type of food using a monthly subscription
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January 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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I have never been involved in anything specific. I just float lightly about
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I have never been involved in anything specific. I just float lightly about
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Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
November 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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It's funny how the entire mail system has just become the Mitch Hedberg "here you throw this away" bit
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It's funny how the entire mail system has just become the Mitch Hedberg "here you throw this away" bit
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If you live long enough
each date becomes significant and you become tired and strangely quiet
each date becomes significant and you become tired and strangely quiet
January 7, 2026 at 8:45 AM
If you live long enough
each date becomes significant and you become tired and strangely quiet
each date becomes significant and you become tired and strangely quiet
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every triphop band photographed by a magazine in the 90’s
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
every triphop band photographed by a magazine in the 90’s
Darrrrrryl Darrrrrryl Darrrrrryl
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Darrrrrryl Darrrrrryl Darrrrrryl
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Moving all my skeletons from one closet to another has been a goddamn nightmare so far. There’s pelvic bones and shoulders where skulls should be..and I swear I had more feet, I think the movers pocketed some
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Moving all my skeletons from one closet to another has been a goddamn nightmare so far. There’s pelvic bones and shoulders where skulls should be..and I swear I had more feet, I think the movers pocketed some
My phone gets more spam risks than Hawaiian cooking
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
My phone gets more spam risks than Hawaiian cooking
It's crazy how we are a week into the year and I'm already getting mailers for the mid term elections
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It's crazy how we are a week into the year and I'm already getting mailers for the mid term elections
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
If all goes to plan I am going to be going to Death Vegas Invitational, Wrld on Lucha, Bloodsport, Spring Break, Big Gay Brunch and the Clusterfuck
January 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
If all goes to plan I am going to be going to Death Vegas Invitational, Wrld on Lucha, Bloodsport, Spring Break, Big Gay Brunch and the Clusterfuck
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Art for the GAPPA, THE TRIPHIBIAN MONSTER model kit
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Art for the GAPPA, THE TRIPHIBIAN MONSTER model kit
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F