Gef the Toking Mongoose
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Happy New Year, goofs and graps fans! It's already 2026 by the time you're listening to this, but AEW had to throw a New Year's Bash to close out what was a great year for them.
Toni is smitten with my Juice Boy and Mina is gonna need a minute.
Also, Wednesday Night is the A Show forever now.- 😎
Toni is smitten with my Juice Boy and Mina is gonna need a minute.
Also, Wednesday Night is the A Show forever now.- 😎
Should old acquaintance be forgot? Yeah probably its old fuck it but what shouldn't be forgot is to check out our deep dive into AEW New Years Bash. We answer such questions as what pattern is MJF's semen and how does PAC get himself so dry? Its just as weird as you think so give us a listen 🤼♂️
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MechWarrior 2 (1995). One of the first games I ever played.
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
MechWarrior 2 (1995). One of the first games I ever played.
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the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
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Judas: Thanks for inviting me to the Last Supper
Jesus: The what?
Judas: what?
Jesus: The what?
Judas: what?
March 31, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Judas: Thanks for inviting me to the Last Supper
Jesus: The what?
Judas: what?
Jesus: The what?
Judas: what?
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A war dog, his spider girlfriend, and their adoptive wheel child
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
A war dog, his spider girlfriend, and their adoptive wheel child
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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If you see this image congratulations the curse is lifted have a wonderful 2026
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
If you see this image congratulations the curse is lifted have a wonderful 2026
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Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋
📺 "Godzilla: Singular Point" (2021)
📺 "Godzilla: Singular Point" (2021)
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋
📺 "Godzilla: Singular Point" (2021)
📺 "Godzilla: Singular Point" (2021)
Post-rock food stand called Godspeed You! Snack Emperor
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Post-rock food stand called Godspeed You! Snack Emperor
Tinker Jonathan Taylor Thomas Soldier Spy
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Tinker Jonathan Taylor Thomas Soldier Spy
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January 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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me: sometimes i have panic dreams that i fed you after midnight
A.I. female gremlin from Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990): cut your stepdad’s head off and we can finally be together
A.I. female gremlin from Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990): cut your stepdad’s head off and we can finally be together
January 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
me: sometimes i have panic dreams that i fed you after midnight
A.I. female gremlin from Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990): cut your stepdad’s head off and we can finally be together
A.I. female gremlin from Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990): cut your stepdad’s head off and we can finally be together
I actually only listen to podcasts at quarter speed I like it when they take 7 hours and sound like a drone metal song
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I actually only listen to podcasts at quarter speed I like it when they take 7 hours and sound like a drone metal song
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The kids are calling it "going Bluesky mode" and it means being really annoying
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The kids are calling it "going Bluesky mode" and it means being really annoying
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At least once a day at work I say "...ok" like Ned to myself
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
At least once a day at work I say "...ok" like Ned to myself
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HANG-ON GP
GENKI 1996
SEGA SATURN
GENKI 1996
SEGA SATURN
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
HANG-ON GP
GENKI 1996
SEGA SATURN
GENKI 1996
SEGA SATURN
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apparently I can handle Australian accents and I can handle twin talking individually but at the same time it just short circuits my brain
April 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
apparently I can handle Australian accents and I can handle twin talking individually but at the same time it just short circuits my brain
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Me entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
January 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Me entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
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I don't usually use this phrase but I'm too high for that shit
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't usually use this phrase but I'm too high for that shit
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Botchamania 524 has lasted more than 2 days which is a good way to start 2026.
Stokely losing a fight to a table, accidental title change, Moxley saying "wolf", the return of Taz and AEW Dark, Pandemonium 2 music & everything else keeping wrestling sane.
Botchamania 524 has lasted more than 2 days which is a good way to start 2026.
Stokely losing a fight to a table, accidental title change, Moxley saying "wolf", the return of Taz and AEW Dark, Pandemonium 2 music & everything else keeping wrestling sane.
Botchamania 524
Happy 2026 Windjammers, let's enjoy wrestling while we're still alive and laugh and prod at the botchiest selection boxes we were given by relatives we only talk to once a year!
Video…
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January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF_3...
Botchamania 524 has lasted more than 2 days which is a good way to start 2026.
Stokely losing a fight to a table, accidental title change, Moxley saying "wolf", the return of Taz and AEW Dark, Pandemonium 2 music & everything else keeping wrestling sane.
Botchamania 524 has lasted more than 2 days which is a good way to start 2026.
Stokely losing a fight to a table, accidental title change, Moxley saying "wolf", the return of Taz and AEW Dark, Pandemonium 2 music & everything else keeping wrestling sane.
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I wonder how many people who used The Clapper got their shit fucked up by scaring a cat that was on their lap
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I wonder how many people who used The Clapper got their shit fucked up by scaring a cat that was on their lap