Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
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Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
You what? They’re called Rawl Plugs? RAWL? That L just been hiding in plain sight letting me saw raw my entire life???
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
You what? They’re called Rawl Plugs? RAWL? That L just been hiding in plain sight letting me saw raw my entire life???
Tony Blair seen here wearing his human skin before stealing all the voices in Sunnydale.
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Tony Blair seen here wearing his human skin before stealing all the voices in Sunnydale.
Seeing that ICE has arrived on BlueSky let me be the first to say *shotgun cocking noise* go fuck yourselves and get the fuck out of my bar.
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Seeing that ICE has arrived on BlueSky let me be the first to say *shotgun cocking noise* go fuck yourselves and get the fuck out of my bar.
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‘Defecting to the reform party’ is a polite euphemism for telling guests at a dinner party that you need to go for a poo.
“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
‘Defecting to the reform party’ is a polite euphemism for telling guests at a dinner party that you need to go for a poo.
“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
Stephen’s outfit is giving when you’re doing the Traitors at 7 but Crystal Maze at 9.
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Stephen’s outfit is giving when you’re doing the Traitors at 7 but Crystal Maze at 9.
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This weeks figures rumoured to be defecting to Reform.
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
This weeks figures rumoured to be defecting to Reform.
Harriet tonight #thetraitors
a delightfully unhinged woman is looking at her phone
ALT: a delightfully unhinged woman is looking at her phone
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Harriet tonight #thetraitors
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'Warhammer' maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process
• A small number of senior managers have experimented with GenAI tools — none are that excited about the technology
• The company plans to hire more human creatives
• A small number of senior managers have experimented with GenAI tools — none are that excited about the technology
• The company plans to hire more human creatives
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
'Warhammer' maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process
• A small number of senior managers have experimented with GenAI tools — none are that excited about the technology
• The company plans to hire more human creatives
• A small number of senior managers have experimented with GenAI tools — none are that excited about the technology
• The company plans to hire more human creatives
Not my house, but I know my way around.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around.
Watching Welcome To Derry. Honestly think if he really focuses in on the writing and comedy and tones down the murder and malevolence, this Pennywise has got something.
January 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Watching Welcome To Derry. Honestly think if he really focuses in on the writing and comedy and tones down the murder and malevolence, this Pennywise has got something.
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
I think the essence of "Britishness" is coming away from any social interaction and following it up almost immediately with an apology for anything you may have said or done that was weird or annoying.
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I think the essence of "Britishness" is coming away from any social interaction and following it up almost immediately with an apology for anything you may have said or done that was weird or annoying.
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Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
Let’s see how long it takes for my wife to spot this.
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Let’s see how long it takes for my wife to spot this.
Every late nineties 18-30s photo.
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Every late nineties 18-30s photo.
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Reposted by Matthew Highton
Was just nearly run over by a man on a motorised unicycle. Don’t tell me the futures not here.
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Was just nearly run over by a man on a motorised unicycle. Don’t tell me the futures not here.
Those virgins were leftist extremists who were impeding a government blood drive and my children of the night are protected with absolute impunity.
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Those virgins were leftist extremists who were impeding a government blood drive and my children of the night are protected with absolute impunity.