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Dan Thomas
@itsdanthomas.bsky.social
Writer (Welcome Strangers - BBC) Producer (The Golden Cobra - BBC) Director (Y Tolldy - S4C)
Actor (The Trick, Keeping Faith)

I work here: www.beastly.media

Sorry for not having a podcast.
“Ignore the smears, I was never a close friend of Peter Mandelson.”
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Reposted by Dan Thomas
First week in chocolatier college: My dog ate my homework. So obviously the whole family is pretty distraught right now.
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The answer will be “podcast”.
The answer is always “podcast”.
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Exactly. Pervert chicken.
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
This is a very stressful box.

What does the “E” stand for?

What is “Chips Chicken”?

Why is the chicken smiling given the circumstances?
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
First week in chocolatier college: My dog ate my homework. So obviously the whole family is pretty distraught right now.
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Reposted by Dan Thomas
Skijump Penisdoping sounds like a name JK Rowling would give a Swedish wizard.
ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Skijump Penisdoping sounds like a name JK Rowling would give a Swedish wizard.
ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
You’d think, but no. Just wanted something noisy and moronic
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I wanted something utterly undemanding tonight, mission accomplished
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Watching this dung. Even for 2002 it feels dated
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Any new followers I get today are getting immediately blocked
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Reposted by Dan Thomas
imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this
From this week’s Beano.
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Fuck
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Everyone stop texting me ok?
I’ve heard.
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Reposted by Dan Thomas
Don’t kid yourself, Kamala Harris would also have also forced Jeff Bezos make a $ 75 million documentary of Melania Trump.
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
9 hour flight time to New York if you’re wondering.
Think your dad loves you?

Well Alexander Skarsgård’s dad flew from Stockholm to say 15 words in his boy’s sketch.
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Think your dad loves you?

Well Alexander Skarsgård’s dad flew from Stockholm to say 15 words in his boy’s sketch.
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I assure you will. I hope you’re working from home tomorrow.
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
How you finding them?
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’m sure when he’s outlived his usefulness they’ll change the wifi password on him
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I’m less optimistic about his longevity, he could limp along another 15 yrs. And you’re right there’s no heir apparent so his ghouls just want to tick off as much of their manifesto as they can before they lose him to natural causes, a full blown revolution or heaven forfend a fair and free election
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 PM
You’re right. I assume they’ve just shared a pdf of the plan in the group chat at this point
January 31, 2026 at 8:46 PM
There’s got to be a proper thought out plan in a filing cabinet somewhere for him to fake his own death before bolting to Bolivia or what have you. Surely.
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM