Dana Gould
@danagould.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)
Someone show this to Chuck Schumer so he’ll know, in retirement, how he should have talked.
Chris Murphy: "Clearly this is wildly illegal. This is a president who has been operating illegally since he was sworn in -- stealing from the American people, seizing spending power, now dragging America into a war overseas ... Donald Trump's entire foreign policy is corrupt."
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Someone show this to Chuck Schumer so he’ll know, in retirement, how he should have talked.
Reposted by Dana Gould
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Dana also knows the difference between using language to inspire and mobilize and the mewlings of a castrated technocrat.
The Dems control neither house so they actually can't do anything, and Dana knows that.
“Before we haul out the trucks and hoses, we’ve sent a formal request to the fire that it rethink its policy of spreading.”
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Dana also knows the difference between using language to inspire and mobilize and the mewlings of a castrated technocrat.
“Before we haul out the trucks and hoses, we’ve sent a formal request to the fire that it rethink its policy of spreading.”
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
“Before we haul out the trucks and hoses, we’ve sent a formal request to the fire that it rethink its policy of spreading.”
I wonder how many of Stephen King’s books started out as a note to his wife and he just forgot what he was doing.
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I wonder how many of Stephen King’s books started out as a note to his wife and he just forgot what he was doing.
Interesting story in The Guardian. Don’t look for it on CBS.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Interesting story in The Guardian. Don’t look for it on CBS.
Too many times, when I get on an airplane, I blindly put my trust in the professional pilots, the so-called, “experts” in the cockpit, and not the guy in 14C reading a John Grisham book or his napping wife in the sweatshirt with a tiger on it.
That ends now. This, the year I die in a plane crash.
That ends now. This, the year I die in a plane crash.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Too many times, when I get on an airplane, I blindly put my trust in the professional pilots, the so-called, “experts” in the cockpit, and not the guy in 14C reading a John Grisham book or his napping wife in the sweatshirt with a tiger on it.
That ends now. This, the year I die in a plane crash.
That ends now. This, the year I die in a plane crash.
“And we make no apologies.”
Who’s asking for one? The constant, whiny, keening, imagined victimization of the right.
Who’s asking for one? The constant, whiny, keening, imagined victimization of the right.
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
“And we make no apologies.”
Who’s asking for one? The constant, whiny, keening, imagined victimization of the right.
Who’s asking for one? The constant, whiny, keening, imagined victimization of the right.
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Off to a good start
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Off to a good start
Trump has turned the EPA into a pay-or-play de-regulation racket for the fossil fuel industry.
The Green Party must be up in arms! Let’s check in with their leader, Jill Stein.
The Green Party must be up in arms! Let’s check in with their leader, Jill Stein.
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Trump has turned the EPA into a pay-or-play de-regulation racket for the fossil fuel industry.
The Green Party must be up in arms! Let’s check in with their leader, Jill Stein.
The Green Party must be up in arms! Let’s check in with their leader, Jill Stein.
It was people like Stephen Miller who fought against Frank and Dean’s parents immigrating from Italy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It was people like Stephen Miller who fought against Frank and Dean’s parents immigrating from Italy.
When I think “Family Christmas,” two names come to mind…
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When I think “Family Christmas,” two names come to mind…
Too busy commenting on posts to deliver potato chips.
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Too busy commenting on posts to deliver potato chips.
“CBS News’ expose on ICE abuses will not air tonight so that we may bring you this special report on how batteries work.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“CBS News’ expose on ICE abuses will not air tonight so that we may bring you this special report on how batteries work.”
I am about to take my kids to a 10:30 showing of Avatar in 4D in case anyone ever tries to tell you that parenthood is easy.
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am about to take my kids to a 10:30 showing of Avatar in 4D in case anyone ever tries to tell you that parenthood is easy.
If the release of the Trump-Epstein Files tells us anything, it’s that Trump isn’t as implicated in the Trump-Epstein Files as much as people thought he was implicated in the Trump-Epstein Files.
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If the release of the Trump-Epstein Files tells us anything, it’s that Trump isn’t as implicated in the Trump-Epstein Files as much as people thought he was implicated in the Trump-Epstein Files.
Reposted by Dana Gould
I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!”
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!”
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
Reposted by Dana Gould
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
Since he likes slapping his name on everything, let’s call them The Trump-Epstein Files.
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Since he likes slapping his name on everything, let’s call them The Trump-Epstein Files.
That’s funny, I want his name connected to JFK‘s in a weird way, too..
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That’s funny, I want his name connected to JFK‘s in a weird way, too..
Assuming a Democrat can ever regain the White House, Washington DC is going to undergo an overhaul that will rival the de-Bathification of Baghdad.
December 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Assuming a Democrat can ever regain the White House, Washington DC is going to undergo an overhaul that will rival the de-Bathification of Baghdad.
“As a devout Christian Republican I had no problem with Trump mocking the disabled, calling women pigs, joking about the hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband, calling political opponents “retarded,” calling for Democratic lawmakers to be hanged, allowing masked thugs to…
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“As a devout Christian Republican I had no problem with Trump mocking the disabled, calling women pigs, joking about the hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband, calling political opponents “retarded,” calling for Democratic lawmakers to be hanged, allowing masked thugs to…