Dana Gould
@danagould.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)
It’s not that he’s a sexual predator. He’s a sexual predator who hasn’t lowered grocery prices!
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s not that he’s a sexual predator. He’s a sexual predator who hasn’t lowered grocery prices!
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Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
Weird that they are cancelling the production of pennies at the same time that’s all most people make.
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US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
Back in 1793, a penny could get you a biscuit, a candle or a piece of candy. These days, many sit in drawers or glass jars and are basically cast aside or collected as lucky keepsakes.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Weird that they are cancelling the production of pennies at the same time that’s all most people make.
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I’m going to have something very important to say about something at some point. I’m pretty sure of it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m going to have something very important to say about something at some point. I’m pretty sure of it.
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Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
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November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
“AI art” is like “all natural plastic.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“AI art” is like “all natural plastic.”
Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was as bad as it could get?
I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.
I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was as bad as it could get?
I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.
I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.
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People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
It would be funny if he was called Honest Abe because he started every sentence with “I’m gonna be honest here,” and people were actually calling him that ironically because he was annoying.
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It would be funny if he was called Honest Abe because he started every sentence with “I’m gonna be honest here,” and people were actually calling him that ironically because he was annoying.
ANTIFA statue, right in the middle of Washington DC!
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ANTIFA statue, right in the middle of Washington DC!
If you are wondering why you haven’t heard much from the Proud Boys lately, it’s because they’re called ICE now.
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you are wondering why you haven’t heard much from the Proud Boys lately, it’s because they’re called ICE now.
Trump is obsessed with Letitia James because she prosecuted him in 2022.
He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006.
Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.
He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006.
Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Trump is obsessed with Letitia James because she prosecuted him in 2022.
He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006.
Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.
He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006.
Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.
I know the White House looks awful as it is undergoing construction, but please know when it’s done, it will look worse.
And when he’s gone, we should leave it … as a constant reminder of what America voluntarily did to itself.
And when he’s gone, we should leave it … as a constant reminder of what America voluntarily did to itself.
October 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know the White House looks awful as it is undergoing construction, but please know when it’s done, it will look worse.
And when he’s gone, we should leave it … as a constant reminder of what America voluntarily did to itself.
And when he’s gone, we should leave it … as a constant reminder of what America voluntarily did to itself.
I can’t say I’m a fan of the new White House ballroom, but I do approve of the billboard they’re putting on its roof.
October 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I can’t say I’m a fan of the new White House ballroom, but I do approve of the billboard they’re putting on its roof.
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The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
Working on a heist movie where a retired safe cracker gets the old gang back together in one last attempt to buy razor blades at Walgreens.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Working on a heist movie where a retired safe cracker gets the old gang back together in one last attempt to buy razor blades at Walgreens.
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Jeffries: "You've got Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above. But the notion that an official WH spokesperson would say that the D Party consists of 'terrorists, violent criminals & undocumented immigrants'..."
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Jeffries: "You've got Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above. But the notion that an official WH spokesperson would say that the D Party consists of 'terrorists, violent criminals & undocumented immigrants'..."
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
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The Surreal Practicality of Protesting As an Inflatable Frog
Say goodbye to the Guy Fawkes masks and hello to inflatable frogs and dinosaurs.
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October 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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How could this have happened?
October 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How could this have happened?
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ARE WE GREAT YET AMERICA?
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
ARE WE GREAT YET AMERICA?