I'll be the first to admit this got weirder than initially planned.

Music is everything. Here's the John Lewis advert but his son gives him Barbie Girl. Offf, right in the nostalgia.

Just gonna give a listen to what Farage is saying:

Jonathan coming to the round table. #traitors

It’s a good day to watch the wholesome IT spin off Welcome to Teletubbies.

Microsoft, all we wanted to get on board AI was a sentient version of Clippy knocking on our screens and locking us in the smart house as the night of terror gets underway. But sure, you make “Micro”.

Given it’s that time of year. Here’s a pumpkin carving guide I made a way back. Possibly useful if you’ve not done it before. Sorry for a lack of subs.

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! It’s Mr Blobby in Terminator 2.

Forget Andor being the best of Star Wars, here’s Mr Blobby instead of Darth Vader in Rogue One.