Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
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Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
· Apr 1
I’m very pleased to do a cover reveal for my upcoming joke book. It’s called A Poo On A Pogo Stick and it’s out on July 10th. Please share far and wide (and preorder) www.penguin.co.uk/books/473969...
My new year’s resolution was to give up performing stunts from cowboy movies but I’ve already fallen off the wagon.
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
My new year’s resolution was to give up performing stunts from cowboy movies but I’ve already fallen off the wagon.
The line up to Jool’s hootenanny has been leaked
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The line up to Jool’s hootenanny has been leaked
Myself and Nick Frost exchanged small talk whilst using neighbouring urinals at a Badly Drawn Boy concert in Brixton
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Myself and Nick Frost exchanged small talk whilst using neighbouring urinals at a Badly Drawn Boy concert in Brixton
Visiting the Liverpool leg of the family today and learned that the kids in the school choir change the words of Feliz Navidad to ‘Police nabbed me dad’.
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Visiting the Liverpool leg of the family today and learned that the kids in the school choir change the words of Feliz Navidad to ‘Police nabbed me dad’.
I came second in a Spice Girls karaoke contest - close but no zig-a-zig-ah
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I came second in a Spice Girls karaoke contest - close but no zig-a-zig-ah
WIN STUFF
It’s not out till February but I’ve got a couple of these samplers of The Far-out Five to give away. Type your middle name in the comments to enter - if you don’t have a middle name unfortunately you are ineligible (or you could just make one up it’s not like I’m going to check is it)
It’s not out till February but I’ve got a couple of these samplers of The Far-out Five to give away. Type your middle name in the comments to enter - if you don’t have a middle name unfortunately you are ineligible (or you could just make one up it’s not like I’m going to check is it)
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
WIN STUFF
It’s not out till February but I’ve got a couple of these samplers of The Far-out Five to give away. Type your middle name in the comments to enter - if you don’t have a middle name unfortunately you are ineligible (or you could just make one up it’s not like I’m going to check is it)
It’s not out till February but I’ve got a couple of these samplers of The Far-out Five to give away. Type your middle name in the comments to enter - if you don’t have a middle name unfortunately you are ineligible (or you could just make one up it’s not like I’m going to check is it)
LEICESTER FAMILIES!!!
I’m kicking off my kids comedy show tour at The Y theatre on February 14th.
Get tickets while you can as they are selling like moderately warm cakes events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/olaf-...
I’m kicking off my kids comedy show tour at The Y theatre on February 14th.
Get tickets while you can as they are selling like moderately warm cakes events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/olaf-...
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
LEICESTER FAMILIES!!!
I’m kicking off my kids comedy show tour at The Y theatre on February 14th.
Get tickets while you can as they are selling like moderately warm cakes events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/olaf-...
I’m kicking off my kids comedy show tour at The Y theatre on February 14th.
Get tickets while you can as they are selling like moderately warm cakes events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/olaf-...
I’d prefer Quantity Street
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’d prefer Quantity Street
Reindeers and Turkey (but only if you say them in a ropey Dutch accent)
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reindeers and Turkey (but only if you say them in a ropey Dutch accent)
Eggnog is the sound you make the morning after you’ve drunk too much eggnog.
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Eggnog is the sound you make the morning after you’ve drunk too much eggnog.
Reposted by Olaf Falafel
Support your local podcaster. They’re up against this huge machine of posh lads, production companies with huge PR budgets, and lazy millionaire comedians. It was once a steam rally, now it’s a car show.
December 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Support your local podcaster. They’re up against this huge machine of posh lads, production companies with huge PR budgets, and lazy millionaire comedians. It was once a steam rally, now it’s a car show.
Hardest question in any Christmas pub quiz - what day of the week is it today?
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Hardest question in any Christmas pub quiz - what day of the week is it today?
Whenever I go to a party, I take my Mr Frosty toy with me. I get a few strange looks but it’s something to break the ice.
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Whenever I go to a party, I take my Mr Frosty toy with me. I get a few strange looks but it’s something to break the ice.
Pretend you‘re in the 'Do They Know It's Christmas' video by making a face like you've trod on a plug and holding half a grapefruit to your ear.
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pretend you‘re in the 'Do They Know It's Christmas' video by making a face like you've trod on a plug and holding half a grapefruit to your ear.
If the human body is 95% water - a human who has eaten a carrot is 96% snowman.
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If the human body is 95% water - a human who has eaten a carrot is 96% snowman.
The day after Boxing day is Taekwonday
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The day after Boxing day is Taekwonday
There’s a very specific technique to pouring the perfect Bucks Fizz.
First you’ve got to speed it up, then you’ve got to slow it down.
First you’ve got to speed it up, then you’ve got to slow it down.
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There’s a very specific technique to pouring the perfect Bucks Fizz.
First you’ve got to speed it up, then you’ve got to slow it down.
First you’ve got to speed it up, then you’ve got to slow it down.
Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you eat too much and fall asleep half way through it.
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you eat too much and fall asleep half way through it.
Only Fools And Horses repeats should come with a Trigger warning.
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Only Fools And Horses repeats should come with a Trigger warning.
I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed.
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed.
Reposted by Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social one 8 year old happy with what Santa brought her!
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
@ofalafel.bsky.social one 8 year old happy with what Santa brought her!
Reposted by Olaf Falafel
My dad telling us how he carved the turkey after mum spent the past three days in the kitchen.
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My dad telling us how he carved the turkey after mum spent the past three days in the kitchen.
Exciting news: I’m going to be releasing my own limited edition fragrance later on today.
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Exciting news: I’m going to be releasing my own limited edition fragrance later on today.
Shout out to all the dads hovering with a bin liner for the wrapping paper.
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Shout out to all the dads hovering with a bin liner for the wrapping paper.
Merry Christmas one and all!
Have a joke on me.
Have a joke on me.
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Merry Christmas one and all!
Have a joke on me.
Have a joke on me.