Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
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Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
· Apr 1
I’m very pleased to do a cover reveal for my upcoming joke book. It’s called A Poo On A Pogo Stick and it’s out on July 10th. Please share far and wide (and preorder) www.penguin.co.uk/books/473969...
Fresh lemons can deter cats from urinating on your lawn but it largely depends on how good your aim is.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Fresh lemons can deter cats from urinating on your lawn but it largely depends on how good your aim is.
Breaking 1980s football news: Yourname Acrossmyheart has been signed just in time to feature in the Terence/Trent Derby
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Breaking 1980s football news: Yourname Acrossmyheart has been signed just in time to feature in the Terence/Trent Derby
Guess who I’m seeing on Sunday…
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Guess who I’m seeing on Sunday…
My campaign to have the world’s biggest chocolate bar collection has been given a huge Boost.
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My campaign to have the world’s biggest chocolate bar collection has been given a huge Boost.
I spent today filming a thing for next year’s National Year Of Reading and the lovely Puffin team got me these Mona Lisa socks.
The first book in my graphic novel series comes out in February and I reckon your young people will love it!
The first book in my graphic novel series comes out in February and I reckon your young people will love it!
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I spent today filming a thing for next year’s National Year Of Reading and the lovely Puffin team got me these Mona Lisa socks.
The first book in my graphic novel series comes out in February and I reckon your young people will love it!
The first book in my graphic novel series comes out in February and I reckon your young people will love it!
Wella shampoo is great but when my hair is full of Grease, I use Wella Wella Wella Huh shampoo.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Wella shampoo is great but when my hair is full of Grease, I use Wella Wella Wella Huh shampoo.
This could be an Irish woman
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This could be an Irish woman
If you want your humous to go further, add some mung beans and it becomes humongous.
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
If you want your humous to go further, add some mung beans and it becomes humongous.
I don't trust people who, when left alone with a tape measure, don't see how long they can extend it before it buckles.
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I don't trust people who, when left alone with a tape measure, don't see how long they can extend it before it buckles.
I’M COMING BACK TO LEICESTER!
The kids show has sold out the last two years - so get in there nice and early!
campsite.bio/ofalafel
@leicscomedyfest.bsky.social @tripleceepee.bsky.social @theytheatre.bsky.social
The kids show has sold out the last two years - so get in there nice and early!
campsite.bio/ofalafel
@leicscomedyfest.bsky.social @tripleceepee.bsky.social @theytheatre.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’M COMING BACK TO LEICESTER!
The kids show has sold out the last two years - so get in there nice and early!
campsite.bio/ofalafel
@leicscomedyfest.bsky.social @tripleceepee.bsky.social @theytheatre.bsky.social
The kids show has sold out the last two years - so get in there nice and early!
campsite.bio/ofalafel
@leicscomedyfest.bsky.social @tripleceepee.bsky.social @theytheatre.bsky.social
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I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
When organising a funeral make sure the word sombre doesn't autocorrect to sombrero. Although in some ways it's what nan would've wanted.
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When organising a funeral make sure the word sombre doesn't autocorrect to sombrero. Although in some ways it's what nan would've wanted.
If anyone wants to vote for Art Avenger in the LOLLIES
• It’s not too much of a faff
• I’d be eternally grateful
and…
• there’s only one day of voting left.
Here’s the link - thank you 🙏
shop.scholastic.co.uk/lollies/vote
• It’s not too much of a faff
• I’d be eternally grateful
and…
• there’s only one day of voting left.
Here’s the link - thank you 🙏
shop.scholastic.co.uk/lollies/vote
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
If anyone wants to vote for Art Avenger in the LOLLIES
• It’s not too much of a faff
• I’d be eternally grateful
and…
• there’s only one day of voting left.
Here’s the link - thank you 🙏
shop.scholastic.co.uk/lollies/vote
• It’s not too much of a faff
• I’d be eternally grateful
and…
• there’s only one day of voting left.
Here’s the link - thank you 🙏
shop.scholastic.co.uk/lollies/vote
Boy, this is worse than that time I tried to write jokes in the style of Family Guy.
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Boy, this is worse than that time I tried to write jokes in the style of Family Guy.
This video is ten years old today. Don’t tell my kids I’ve posted this, they used to think I was cool but they are now at the age where they would die of cringe.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This video is ten years old today. Don’t tell my kids I’ve posted this, they used to think I was cool but they are now at the age where they would die of cringe.
A spooky joke from my joke book.
👻🎃
It’s a perfect half term/halloween treat!
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pogo-Sti...
👻🎃
It’s a perfect half term/halloween treat!
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pogo-Sti...
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A spooky joke from my joke book.
👻🎃
It’s a perfect half term/halloween treat!
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pogo-Sti...
👻🎃
It’s a perfect half term/halloween treat!
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pogo-Sti...
Only two tickets left for Thursday’s show in Southend
…and I’m also doing my family comedy show in SOUTHEND on the 30th – only 13 tickets remain!
ko-fi.com/s/51b7bfa802
ko-fi.com/s/51b7bfa802
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Only two tickets left for Thursday’s show in Southend
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Ted! You've left your signed copy of Trixie Pickle in Decathlon after seeing @ofalafel.bsky.social in Brighton today. It's in their lost property now.
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Ted! You've left your signed copy of Trixie Pickle in Decathlon after seeing @ofalafel.bsky.social in Brighton today. It's in their lost property now.
I see the museum have taken your photo down.
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I see the museum have taken your photo down.
What’s with the suitcases?
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What’s with the suitcases?
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
Brighton families - This is on Sunday and tickets are now limited availability
brightondome.org/whats-on/Lev...
brightondome.org/whats-on/Lev...
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Brighton families - This is on Sunday and tickets are now limited availability
brightondome.org/whats-on/Lev...
brightondome.org/whats-on/Lev...
Wrapping yourself from head-to-toe in toilet roll is an act that could have huge mummifications.
October 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Wrapping yourself from head-to-toe in toilet roll is an act that could have huge mummifications.
The inventor of disclosure tablets has a blue plaque.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The inventor of disclosure tablets has a blue plaque.