Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
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Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
· Apr 1
I’m very pleased to do a cover reveal for my upcoming joke book. It’s called A Poo On A Pogo Stick and it’s out on July 10th. Please share far and wide (and preorder) www.penguin.co.uk/books/473969...
My dad telling us how he carved the turkey after mum spent the past three days in the kitchen.
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My dad telling us how he carved the turkey after mum spent the past three days in the kitchen.
Walkie talkie love triangle:
Roger, it's Eva - it's over. Roger.
Roger that Eva. Why over? Over.
I'm rogering Ivor, Roger. Over.
Roger, it's Eva - it's over. Roger.
Roger that Eva. Why over? Over.
I'm rogering Ivor, Roger. Over.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Walkie talkie love triangle:
Roger, it's Eva - it's over. Roger.
Roger that Eva. Why over? Over.
I'm rogering Ivor, Roger. Over.
Roger, it's Eva - it's over. Roger.
Roger that Eva. Why over? Over.
I'm rogering Ivor, Roger. Over.
Recently my feet have started smelling like minty sweets. I think I might have TicTac Toe.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Recently my feet have started smelling like minty sweets. I think I might have TicTac Toe.
How Dutch people get rid of unfashionable footwear
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How Dutch people get rid of unfashionable footwear
This year I bought a real Christmas tree which the kids love so much more than the imaginary one we usually have.
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This year I bought a real Christmas tree which the kids love so much more than the imaginary one we usually have.
A tough, uncompromising detective duo who don’t play by the rules.
They are…
They are…
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A tough, uncompromising detective duo who don’t play by the rules.
They are…
They are…
Just dropped a stack of these off at the Eric Morecambe Centre in Harpenden as I was passing.
I’m doing my show there in April - I reckon tickets would make a great Christmas present!
everyonetheatres.com/whats-on/ola...
I’m doing my show there in April - I reckon tickets would make a great Christmas present!
everyonetheatres.com/whats-on/ola...
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just dropped a stack of these off at the Eric Morecambe Centre in Harpenden as I was passing.
I’m doing my show there in April - I reckon tickets would make a great Christmas present!
everyonetheatres.com/whats-on/ola...
I’m doing my show there in April - I reckon tickets would make a great Christmas present!
everyonetheatres.com/whats-on/ola...
Got one of those tree things to make the car smell nice
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Got one of those tree things to make the car smell nice
Never annoy an Italian baker - they pummel the focaccia
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Never annoy an Italian baker - they pummel the focaccia
I’m going to bump this one more time because who knows when I’ll write another. The good thing about subscribing to my Substack is that your inbox will never be flooded with updates.
I’ve written a new Substack which contains news, insights into my life, some jokes and the answer to the following question ‘How do you say 'Bum-faced snail' in Korean?’
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December 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m going to bump this one more time because who knows when I’ll write another. The good thing about subscribing to my Substack is that your inbox will never be flooded with updates.
This and many more bad jokes are from my joke book (which makes a splendid stocking filler if I do say so myself)
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pogo-Sti...
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pogo-Sti...
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This and many more bad jokes are from my joke book (which makes a splendid stocking filler if I do say so myself)
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pogo-Sti...
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Pogo-Sti...
Life advice: Always keep these two apart.
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Life advice: Always keep these two apart.
I stupidly posted this at a time when every sensible person had gone to bed so I’m bumping it now. Enjoy!
I’ve written a new Substack which contains news, insights into my life, some jokes and the answer to the following question ‘How do you say 'Bum-faced snail' in Korean?’
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December 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I stupidly posted this at a time when every sensible person had gone to bed so I’m bumping it now. Enjoy!
I’ve written a new Substack which contains news, insights into my life, some jokes and the answer to the following question ‘How do you say 'Bum-faced snail' in Korean?’
Please do Read/Subscribe/Share
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December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’ve written a new Substack which contains news, insights into my life, some jokes and the answer to the following question ‘How do you say 'Bum-faced snail' in Korean?’
Please do Read/Subscribe/Share
Olaf
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Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.
Donald Trump winning the ‘FIFA Peace Prize’ is like when I didn’t win at school sports day so my mum made me a medal out of a yoghurt lid.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Donald Trump winning the ‘FIFA Peace Prize’ is like when I didn’t win at school sports day so my mum made me a medal out of a yoghurt lid.
I am thoroughly stoked, chuffed and honoured to have won a LOLLIE award for Trixie Pickle Art Avenger - Toxic Takedown. It was completely unexpected and such a joyous morning meeting loads of lovely people (I got to meet Michael Rosen dressed as Scrooge too!)
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I am thoroughly stoked, chuffed and honoured to have won a LOLLIE award for Trixie Pickle Art Avenger - Toxic Takedown. It was completely unexpected and such a joyous morning meeting loads of lovely people (I got to meet Michael Rosen dressed as Scrooge too!)
I used to steal from my first employer but if anyone noticed I’d distract them by dancing like the guy from The Happy Mondays. I eventually got charged with embezzlement.
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I used to steal from my first employer but if anyone noticed I’d distract them by dancing like the guy from The Happy Mondays. I eventually got charged with embezzlement.
Who did your guttering mate?
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Who did your guttering mate?
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Reposted by Olaf Falafel
A few from the Snoopy trail in the Fleet Street Quarter yesterday. @hazelmpinner.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
A few from the Snoopy trail in the Fleet Street Quarter yesterday. @hazelmpinner.bsky.social
Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.