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(wakes up sweating in the middle of the night) holy shit… grok was that real
September 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
(wakes up sweating in the middle of the night) holy shit… grok was that real
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: No worries guys!
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: No worries guys!
republicans: it should be a Secret who the Police are
everyone: we don't want secret police
republicans: secret police?! who said that? you sound crazy
everyone: we don't want secret police
republicans: secret police?! who said that? you sound crazy
REP. STEIL: Some Dems demands put at risk the safety of members of law enforcement
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
republicans: it should be a Secret who the Police are
everyone: we don't want secret police
republicans: secret police?! who said that? you sound crazy
everyone: we don't want secret police
republicans: secret police?! who said that? you sound crazy
bringing a big bowl of yogurt to the super bowl party. ah dang no space in the fridge, huh? guess everybody better eat it quick
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
bringing a big bowl of yogurt to the super bowl party. ah dang no space in the fridge, huh? guess everybody better eat it quick
he's got that Confusing Open Mic'er flow
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
he's got that Confusing Open Mic'er flow
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When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
what a treat
The Hamlet Factory: Stress Relief | adult swim smalls
YouTube video by Adult Swim
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
what a treat
there were a lot of moments where she absolutely nailed the vibe but the top two for me are between this and the coffee mug placement / fake smile
February 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
there were a lot of moments where she absolutely nailed the vibe but the top two for me are between this and the coffee mug placement / fake smile
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(a guy has pulled my sweatshirt over my head hockey style and is absolutely beating my ass)
ME: WHO IS FUNDING THIS??
ME: WHO IS FUNDING THIS??
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
(a guy has pulled my sweatshirt over my head hockey style and is absolutely beating my ass)
ME: WHO IS FUNDING THIS??
ME: WHO IS FUNDING THIS??
Well, Bret, there were some malcontents (really hard out of place laugh). You know, these athletes work so hard,
February 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Well, Bret, there were some malcontents (really hard out of place laugh). You know, these athletes work so hard,
well at least this sort of thing won't bother him on a cellular level every waking moment for the foreseeable future as he desperately shows how funny he thinks it is
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
well at least this sort of thing won't bother him on a cellular level every waking moment for the foreseeable future as he desperately shows how funny he thinks it is
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Trump's racism never hurt him in New York real estate, publishing, media, landing a network series, or in getting elected president, which is why I'm stunned to learn that he's still racist.
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Trump's racism never hurt him in New York real estate, publishing, media, landing a network series, or in getting elected president, which is why I'm stunned to learn that he's still racist.
yeah, i'm sleeping my way to the top... to the top of the morning
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
yeah, i'm sleeping my way to the top... to the top of the morning
the phil community does not claim this loathsome creature
Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather. Follow AP for live updates.
Groundhog Day live updates: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter
Tens of thousands of people are gathering for Punxsutawney Phil, a groundhog that lives in a tree stump, to predict if the already long and cold winter across much of the United States will go on for another six weeks or if an early spring is around the corner.
bit.ly
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
the phil community does not claim this loathsome creature
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I am not gleefully predicting this, just speaking from some experience, and trying to steel folks for the right timespan on fighting this: within 2-4 years, there will be Very Serious People demanding you give up asking for accountability on this stuff, and in fact *you* are the problem for doing so
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I am not gleefully predicting this, just speaking from some experience, and trying to steel folks for the right timespan on fighting this: within 2-4 years, there will be Very Serious People demanding you give up asking for accountability on this stuff, and in fact *you* are the problem for doing so
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Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.
making friends with palpatine a decade after he's revealed himself as the sith lord and then writing a book about how yoda is a malign influence
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
making friends with palpatine a decade after he's revealed himself as the sith lord and then writing a book about how yoda is a malign influence
(emailing jeffrey epstein) i sense a conspiracy amongst the elites, my friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
(emailing jeffrey epstein) i sense a conspiracy amongst the elites, my friend
hahahahaha come onnnnnnn
![screenshot of Nellie Bowles' wikipedia
Her first book, Morning After the Revolution, was released in 2024 by Thesis, a new imprint of Penguin Random House.[40] In the book, (HIGHLIGHT) Bowles alleges that many U.S. institutions, including the governments of large cities and legacy media outlets, have been captured by far-left political actors. (/HIGHLIGHT) In The Washington Post, Becca Rothfeld wrote, "The book's ambient contempt for progressives is legible; its actual thesis much less so".[41] Commenting on the book's factual inaccuracies in The Guardian, Charles Kaiser wrote,](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zcs5kc6zvd2jqhxk22we5bs6/bafkreickfzhjnfjz7wtgqrmxhkk23foxprvgjd2ep2wxajqaz4hp5lilii@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
hahahahaha come onnnnnnn
PR Manager: good news! people no longer think your obsession with telling people to have kids is strictly motivated by white supremacy
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
PR Manager: good news! people no longer think your obsession with telling people to have kids is strictly motivated by white supremacy
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Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
and as always
it's legitimately hard for me to fathom but i guess it's possible bari weiss doesn't know she was hired to destroy cbs news
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
and as always