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our viewers are my north star. they are very far away, and i do not think about them except in a vague, metaphorical sense
NEW: Bari Weiss addresses her decision to hold last night's CECOT story on the CBS News morning editorial call: "Our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else..."
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
our viewers are my north star. they are very far away, and i do not think about them except in a vague, metaphorical sense
if you say “good morning” to someone you’re normal. “good afternoon”? congrats on your job in sales. and if you say “good evening” you’re a pervert
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
if you say “good morning” to someone you’re normal. “good afternoon”? congrats on your job in sales. and if you say “good evening” you’re a pervert
running the bases a bunch before the other team gets there so the game starts at 82-0
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
running the bases a bunch before the other team gets there so the game starts at 82-0
tacking a 2x4 on the bottom that says "and also the Phil Jamesson Center for that, too" and instantly becoming the Secretary of Theatres
December 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
tacking a 2x4 on the bottom that says "and also the Phil Jamesson Center for that, too" and instantly becoming the Secretary of Theatres
one of the best things you can be an attorney at? gotta be law
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
one of the best things you can be an attorney at? gotta be law
happy thanksgiving folks. i am exceedingly lucky from family to friends to profession and i am both aware of and grateful for it. i hope you have a nice day today
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
happy thanksgiving folks. i am exceedingly lucky from family to friends to profession and i am both aware of and grateful for it. i hope you have a nice day today
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
i know "word of the day" is a thing but given its consistent applicability, can i nominate this as the word of the century
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i know "word of the day" is a thing but given its consistent applicability, can i nominate this as the word of the century
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Would love to see someone from the moderate, Majority Dem faction really address and wrestle with the political effects of what Labour has been up to.
Latest YouGov government approval ratings, 15-17 November 2025
Approve: 11% (-2 from 8-10 Nov)
Disapprove: 69% (-1)
Net: -58 (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Approve: 11% (-2 from 8-10 Nov)
Disapprove: 69% (-1)
Net: -58 (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Would love to see someone from the moderate, Majority Dem faction really address and wrestle with the political effects of what Labour has been up to.
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In 2024, China installed 1.5x as much new solar as the entire US installed base.
(via MS/Jonas)
(via MS/Jonas)
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In 2024, China installed 1.5x as much new solar as the entire US installed base.
(via MS/Jonas)
(via MS/Jonas)
i love the idea of jeffrey epstein being like "no im afraid i cant be your friend. you are a republican"
Trump on if he'll sign an Epstein files release bill: "We have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All of his friends were Democrats. You look at this Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, Clinton... all I want is I want for people to recognize the great job I've done on pricing, on affordability."
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i love the idea of jeffrey epstein being like "no im afraid i cant be your friend. you are a republican"
i am playing a ridiculous version of this where everything is random, if a pokemon faints it dies, i can only ever catch a total of 6 of them, everything is 50% harder, and i can't train on wild pokemon. and thats just like, part of the rules. should be easy
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November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i am playing a ridiculous version of this where everything is random, if a pokemon faints it dies, i can only ever catch a total of 6 of them, everything is 50% harder, and i can't train on wild pokemon. and thats just like, part of the rules. should be easy
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“it’s mid november, and you know what that means - it’s our black friday sale!” cool man, words mean whatever now right? it’s 8:30 pm so it’s time for breakfast next week
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“it’s mid november, and you know what that means - it’s our black friday sale!” cool man, words mean whatever now right? it’s 8:30 pm so it’s time for breakfast next week
well, if the funniest thing always happens, this certainly would be the natural answer to "well what if bill clinton ends up in the files"
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
well, if the funniest thing always happens, this certainly would be the natural answer to "well what if bill clinton ends up in the files"
lol first epstein email i open up is steve bannon palling around with wolff and epstein. wonder why he's scared of prison
![email exchange
From: Steve Bannon I
Sent: 4/23/2019 4:06:36 PM
To: Michael Wolff _________________________________1
CC: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Announcing the 2019 Hillman Prize winners
Importance: High
Fix always in
On Apr 23, 2019, at 9:06 AM, Michael Wolff <
> wrote:
Look at the judges on this thing: the right-thinking establishment to a tee (to a Ta-Nihisi).
On Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 2:57 PM Steve Bannon < wrote:
Pile on
On Apr 23, 2019, at 8:51 AM, Michael Wolff <___________________________> wrote:
Another big prize for Miami Herald.
----------Forwarded message---------
From: The Sidney Hillman Foundation <
Date: Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 2:45 PM
Subject: Announcing the 2019 Hillman Prize winners
To: Michael <
Congratulations to the 2019 Hillman Prize recipients!
HOUSE OVERSIGHT 021223
Sidney Hillman Foundation Names Winners of 2019 Prizes
for Journalism in Service of the Common Good
Reuters, NBC News and MSNBC, ProPublica Receive Honors; Adam Serwer to
receive Opinion & Analysis Prize
NEW YORK — The Sidney Hillman Foundation announced Tuesday winners of the 69th annual
Hillman Prizes, recognizing a Reuters expose of slum-like living conditions on U.S military
bases, the Miami Herald's investigation into Labor Secretary Alex Acosta's sweetheart deal with
serial sex abuser, Jeffrey Epstein, and NBC News and MSNBC's reporting on the Trump
Administration's family separation policy, among other standout reporting in service of the
common good.
HOUSE OVERSIGHT 021224
Hannah Dreier of ProPublica won a Hillman Prize for reporting that showed how the
government's bungled crackdown on MS-13 has torn apart the lives of Latino immigrants. The
Atlantic's Adam Serwer, who has emerged as a defining voice of the Trump era, won for his
essays on racism and Trump's political movement, and Anna Clark won for her book on the
Flint water crisis.
This year's prizes were judged by writer Ta-Nehisi Coates, the New Yorker's..](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zcs5kc6zvd2jqhxk22we5bs6/bafkreiapznkupep6vxv2zrgmkjosh4lm2ecj6gig7ygzaoj6iah3dzcazu@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
lol first epstein email i open up is steve bannon palling around with wolff and epstein. wonder why he's scared of prison
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i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring
the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"
i'm pretty sure you can just cut from his funeral to him drinking a pina colada with a couple ladies
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i'm pretty sure you can just cut from his funeral to him drinking a pina colada with a couple ladies
whatever happened to the good old days when (flipping through book) when uhh (flipping more pages) when you could expect (flipping) now hold on a second
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
whatever happened to the good old days when (flipping through book) when uhh (flipping more pages) when you could expect (flipping) now hold on a second
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
schumer repeating the word “fighting” like it’s a magic spell that calms the electorate
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
schumer repeating the word “fighting” like it’s a magic spell that calms the electorate