It’s possible the fatal flaw of the Republican Party will be the incorrect assumption that every person who ever voted Dem even once would go to the mat for Bill Clinton forever until their last breath and instead they just didn’t give a shit
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It’s possible the fatal flaw of the Republican Party will be the incorrect assumption that every person who ever voted Dem even once would go to the mat for Bill Clinton forever until their last breath and instead they just didn’t give a shit
Your absolute dumbest coworker loves to tell you your lunch smells good and ask you where you got it
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Your absolute dumbest coworker loves to tell you your lunch smells good and ask you where you got it
Try our new 35-Napkin Burger!
“Horrible!”
“Horrible!”
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Try our new 35-Napkin Burger!
“Horrible!”
“Horrible!”
My year-round Christmas Themed bar ‘Nogs + Gloggs’ has been valued by private equity at forty billion dollars
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My year-round Christmas Themed bar ‘Nogs + Gloggs’ has been valued by private equity at forty billion dollars
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I’ve got to be honest I basically have no idea what’s going on with the government this go round but everyone’s suggestions seem very good. And if I may: have any of the senators tried dressing weird?
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’ve got to be honest I basically have no idea what’s going on with the government this go round but everyone’s suggestions seem very good. And if I may: have any of the senators tried dressing weird?
We need a national investigation into what the fuck people ahead of you in the Dunkin drive thru line are doing up there
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We need a national investigation into what the fuck people ahead of you in the Dunkin drive thru line are doing up there
Alright zohdog speech is a little long cmon man
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Alright zohdog speech is a little long cmon man
Bad news gang: a guy just got off a free bus and stabbed me with a big scimitar
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Bad news gang: a guy just got off a free bus and stabbed me with a big scimitar
That’s it, I’m moving back to Israel
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
That’s it, I’m moving back to Israel
When a guy flies in from out of town in a special attention grabbing outfit to get an 87 point election lead over the line, I thank him for selfless service
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When a guy flies in from out of town in a special attention grabbing outfit to get an 87 point election lead over the line, I thank him for selfless service
Hold on, there’s a guy who can tell me some very obvious political opinions to hold, AND he’s zany? Surely access to this man must cost tens of thousands of dollars…
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hold on, there’s a guy who can tell me some very obvious political opinions to hold, AND he’s zany? Surely access to this man must cost tens of thousands of dollars…
People are open to Zohran’s ostensibly novel ideas because he looks and acts normal. Quote tweet unrelated
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
People are open to Zohran’s ostensibly novel ideas because he looks and acts normal. Quote tweet unrelated
I am reporting that Dick Cheney is alive
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I am reporting that Dick Cheney is alive
I love using an app and then getting the pop up “How Are We Doing?” and then trying to figure out which answer is going to waste less of your time
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I love using an app and then getting the pop up “How Are We Doing?” and then trying to figure out which answer is going to waste less of your time
Tough day today. I had HR called on me (the Homo Response unit)
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tough day today. I had HR called on me (the Homo Response unit)
Can Zohran hurry up and win already so I can stop seeing these unbearable articles about how New York is dying
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Can Zohran hurry up and win already so I can stop seeing these unbearable articles about how New York is dying
Voting is both and honor and a privilege and being a poll worker is a venerable civic duty. Unfortunately some poll workers are fucking DICKS who should be set adrift on a barge…
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Voting is both and honor and a privilege and being a poll worker is a venerable civic duty. Unfortunately some poll workers are fucking DICKS who should be set adrift on a barge…
Joel Osteen has that look now where things are just holding on but give it a couple years and he’s going to look truly truly monstrous
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Joel Osteen has that look now where things are just holding on but give it a couple years and he’s going to look truly truly monstrous
The sad reality is that gambling (or whatever the vice of the day is) did not turn tens of millions of Americans into boorish slobs. They were boorish slobs already and this is just what they’re being slobs about at this moment
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The sad reality is that gambling (or whatever the vice of the day is) did not turn tens of millions of Americans into boorish slobs. They were boorish slobs already and this is just what they’re being slobs about at this moment
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Also this isn’t even sports gambling
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Also this isn’t even sports gambling