pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
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A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
GTA VI delayed until 2026 so that Rockstar can add more business names that would seem funny if you were a British man in the mid-2000s
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
GTA VI delayed until 2026 so that Rockstar can add more business names that would seem funny if you were a British man in the mid-2000s
“Uhh, it’s … two squiggles” - James “Lucky Guess” Watson
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“Uhh, it’s … two squiggles” - James “Lucky Guess” Watson
This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
For all the valid criticism of Giuliani, he’s still a hero for saving New York’s egg
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For all the valid criticism of Giuliani, he’s still a hero for saving New York’s egg
Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
As sick and degenerate as New Yorkers are, even they wouldn’t elect a man named Andrew Cummo
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
As sick and degenerate as New Yorkers are, even they wouldn’t elect a man named Andrew Cummo
I have once again been vindicated in my opinion that only people who live in big cities should be allowed to vote
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I have once again been vindicated in my opinion that only people who live in big cities should be allowed to vote
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Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
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I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
Silksong players only think Bilewater is bad because of the name. If it was called Candy Town everyone would love it.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Silksong players only think Bilewater is bad because of the name. If it was called Candy Town everyone would love it.
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28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
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