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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
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The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Increasingly hard to deny we’ve been Lathe of Heavened into our present reality
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Shanghai Dawn, with Rae Dawn Chong as the love interest that Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson are competing for
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:

1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like

- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Let us rejoice and let us sing
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It’s crazy that 62 years after the JFK assassination we still haven’t solved the mystery of what “JFK” stood for
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In a dangerous new trend, young Wizard of Oz fans are “Buddy Ebsening” - coating their bodies in toxic aluminum dust to get high
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Part 2: Fingered in line at a CVS
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
BREAKING: Paramount halts production on “tasteful” pornographic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM