Brandon Bird
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1) This is not what the 25th amendment is for.
2) Impeachment requires fewer people to agree to remove the president and they only have to agree once.
2) Impeachment requires fewer people to agree to remove the president and they only have to agree once.
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 AM
1) This is not what the 25th amendment is for.
2) Impeachment requires fewer people to agree to remove the president and they only have to agree once.
2) Impeachment requires fewer people to agree to remove the president and they only have to agree once.
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i've seen enough: greg bovino is a bitch.
January 20, 2026 at 9:19 PM
i've seen enough: greg bovino is a bitch.
Obama should lure Trump into his cellar with the promise of giving him his Peace Prize.
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Obama should lure Trump into his cellar with the promise of giving him his Peace Prize.
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Commentary: All I Ever Wanted Is To Be A Musician And For Music To Be Easy
All I Ever Wanted Is To Be A Musician And For Music To Be Easy
At my age, most people have given up on their dreams. They go to college, settle down, get steady careers. Pretty soon, they’ve spent so much time on the corporate money-go-round they can’t even remem...
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January 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Commentary: All I Ever Wanted Is To Be A Musician And For Music To Be Easy
Sit-down interview with Greg Bovino where he is only asked about his hair choices.
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Sit-down interview with Greg Bovino where he is only asked about his hair choices.
Columbo could take down the Trump presidency, specifically by pretending to be his friend for a week.
January 20, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Columbo could take down the Trump presidency, specifically by pretending to be his friend for a week.
I'm stuck on him saying "when the young woman had the tragedy" to describe someone being shot in the head.
Hey, your daughter was murdered by my guys, but will you still love me? I'm needy.
Trump: "ICE is gonna be too rough with somebody. They're gonna make a mistake sometimes. I felt horribly when I was told the young woman had the tragedy. But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm stuck on him saying "when the young woman had the tragedy" to describe someone being shot in the head.
The only way back for the United States is to actually pick up the Emperor and throw him down the hole (impeachment). And it's objectively a pretty easy way; a dozen Republicans just have to decide whether they prefer the US to be a leader of the world or not.
The very premise of the international liberal order is that illiberal behavior has to come with costs. That could be sanctions, prosecution, military or clandestine action, isolation, etc.
America has become an illiberal actor and no other country has imposed any costs on it. That's bad.
America has become an illiberal actor and no other country has imposed any costs on it. That's bad.
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The only way back for the United States is to actually pick up the Emperor and throw him down the hole (impeachment). And it's objectively a pretty easy way; a dozen Republicans just have to decide whether they prefer the US to be a leader of the world or not.
SNL calling up 1990s Barry Bostwick to see if he's busy this weekend.
Bessent: "Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes."
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
SNL calling up 1990s Barry Bostwick to see if he's busy this weekend.
What do you guys think of Brigsby Bear?
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
What do you guys think of Brigsby Bear?
I accomplished a lot today (thought I lost my wallet for an hour, found the wallet).
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I accomplished a lot today (thought I lost my wallet for an hour, found the wallet).
Remake Star Wars like this.
Being tokupilled means going from "wow these effects are pretty corny" to "this is literally the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life".
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Remake Star Wars like this.
The X-Files revival should have had Cancer Man forming a Sinister Six of monsters to defeat Mulder & Scully.
Watching X-Files and I love monster of the week format. Just give me a new weird guy every ‘sode.
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The X-Files revival should have had Cancer Man forming a Sinister Six of monsters to defeat Mulder & Scully.
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The palette and textures and composition make this look like a 2026 Norman Rockwell.
Hmong man detained by ICE today in St. Paul, Minnesota.
(Photo via Reuters)
(Photo via Reuters)
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 AM
The palette and textures and composition make this look like a 2026 Norman Rockwell.
Why on Earth is this the avatar for Law & Order on Disney Plus
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Why on Earth is this the avatar for Law & Order on Disney Plus
If they're outside agitators, wouldn't ICE be running into them in their hotels?
Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
If they're outside agitators, wouldn't ICE be running into them in their hotels?
Voltron technology.
January 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Voltron technology.
There's a team called the Texans?
Source: Texans’ LB Azeez Al-Shaair was fined $11,593 for a violation of the NFL uniform and equipment rules for wearing eye black that contained a personal message during last week’s Wild Card game.
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
There's a team called the Texans?
I want to be invited to the Transformers Closet.
I was thinking about something related to this tonight. I'm glad that my quasi-fame peaked ~15 years ago but I still have two fame related goals:
* I want to win a BAFTA. Not necessarily for writing or out or pride; it's just my favorite award shape.
* I want to be invited to the Criterion Closet.
* I want to win a BAFTA. Not necessarily for writing or out or pride; it's just my favorite award shape.
* I want to be invited to the Criterion Closet.
what is the biggest writerly goal you are willing to cop to publicly? I would like to be nominated for a Lammy
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I want to be invited to the Transformers Closet.
If AI art is the future, why is all of it so ugly?
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
If AI art is the future, why is all of it so ugly?
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Trump has successfully recreated 2020.
Also my go-to local restaurants and shops are keeping their doors locked and letting legit customers in as they come. Most have observers posted up. There was armed security guarding the locked door at Culver’s the other day who checked the sight lines before letting me out with my Butterburger.
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Trump has successfully recreated 2020.
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇