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Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
Be sure to include these two elements if you're making a movie.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You can really hear the heart failure in his voice.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I would love to come on the podcast as a "Coach" expert.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Probably be in the store sometime next week.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
He loves the Dinobots.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
For example: Democrats winning in Virginia.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
*who may have totally exaggerated his military service.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
In the one that prompted this post, he was tearing into early '80s Burt Reynolds.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So much better if you don't know which Garfield is being referred to.
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What was the prize??
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When it became Star Wars Insider was one of several 1994 "We are so back" moments.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM