Micah Nemerever
@nemerevermore.bsky.social
novelist, allegedly. he/him 🏳️⚧️
https://patreon.com/micahnem
https://bookshop.org/p/books/these-violent-delights-micah-nemerever/13704816?ean=9780062963642&next=t
https://patreon.com/micahnem
https://bookshop.org/p/books/these-violent-delights-micah-nemerever/13704816?ean=9780062963642&next=t
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Chicago Pope clearly the most memeable pope in living memory. good for him tbh
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Chicago Pope clearly the most memeable pope in living memory. good for him tbh
ayyyyyyyy it's my birthday in 10 days 😎
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
ayyyyyyyy it's my birthday in 10 days 😎
wdym, the song about being Jewish, horny, and clinically depressed is absolutely appropriate for celebrating baby Jesus
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
wdym, the song about being Jewish, horny, and clinically depressed is absolutely appropriate for celebrating baby Jesus
nuking all the new AI mishegoss in gmail, not today Satan
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
nuking all the new AI mishegoss in gmail, not today Satan
so far today I have culled a full third of the text from The Chapter (in a good way) and finished the one remaining scene in Part 1. tying up The Chapter's loose ends would be a nice capper imho
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
so far today I have culled a full third of the text from The Chapter (in a good way) and finished the one remaining scene in Part 1. tying up The Chapter's loose ends would be a nice capper imho
"I need a day job, maybe academia"
"...ok maybe librarianship"
"...well fuck"
"SPREADSHEETS"
"...ok maybe librarianship"
"...well fuck"
"SPREADSHEETS"
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"I need a day job, maybe academia"
"...ok maybe librarianship"
"...well fuck"
"SPREADSHEETS"
"...ok maybe librarianship"
"...well fuck"
"SPREADSHEETS"
revising the chapter 😎 Ollie is no longer in the house and cannot stop me
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
revising the chapter 😎 Ollie is no longer in the house and cannot stop me
ok kids it's time to ingest some calories and work on my book
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ok kids it's time to ingest some calories and work on my book
this morning I am thinking with equal vehemence about animals I approve of and politicians I hate
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this morning I am thinking with equal vehemence about animals I approve of and politicians I hate
I am not anti-zoo, but it's got to be so fucking boring being an apex predator in a zoo. the only enrichment you truly want is something to chase and murder, but the public would riot if the zoo gave you a live gazelle, so your enrichment is a frozen block of chicken livers
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am not anti-zoo, but it's got to be so fucking boring being an apex predator in a zoo. the only enrichment you truly want is something to chase and murder, but the public would riot if the zoo gave you a live gazelle, so your enrichment is a frozen block of chicken livers
few things make me as happy as the fact that EVERYTHING about a giant panda is precisely calibrated to make survival unlikely. just an absolutely garbage animal that persists not because of any fitness whatsoever but because humans think they're cute
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
few things make me as happy as the fact that EVERYTHING about a giant panda is precisely calibrated to make survival unlikely. just an absolutely garbage animal that persists not because of any fitness whatsoever but because humans think they're cute
"Schmuck" and "putz" both refer to the male apparatus, so what is the difference between them? Answer: Donald Trump is a schmuck, JD Vance is a putz. This is the magic of Yiddish
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Schmuck" and "putz" both refer to the male apparatus, so what is the difference between them? Answer: Donald Trump is a schmuck, JD Vance is a putz. This is the magic of Yiddish
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BOOM, PATREON CHAPTER. Mixed feelings about this one, but I'm hyped for the next one.
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TVD readthrough: Part 1, Chapter 7 | Micah Nemerever
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November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
BOOM, PATREON CHAPTER. Mixed feelings about this one, but I'm hyped for the next one.
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I should do a Patreon chapter tonight
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I should do a Patreon chapter tonight
just realized that Spotify* stopped paying attention to listening stats for Wrapped, which means my "no Taylor Swift in my top five in 2025" mission is complete. THEY SAID I COULD NOT DO IT, BUT I AM VICTORIOUS
__________
*I know, I know, I'm switching in the new year
__________
*I know, I know, I'm switching in the new year
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
just realized that Spotify* stopped paying attention to listening stats for Wrapped, which means my "no Taylor Swift in my top five in 2025" mission is complete. THEY SAID I COULD NOT DO IT, BUT I AM VICTORIOUS
__________
*I know, I know, I'm switching in the new year
__________
*I know, I know, I'm switching in the new year
there is NO NEED FOR A LEAF BLOWER. if you can carry around a heavy ass leaf blower you can operate a rake
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
there is NO NEED FOR A LEAF BLOWER. if you can carry around a heavy ass leaf blower you can operate a rake
I think I have forced the software to do something it did not want to do and I feel like a god
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think I have forced the software to do something it did not want to do and I feel like a god
me when a donation comes in and it's a multiple of $18
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
me when a donation comes in and it's a multiple of $18
I hope the Etsy witches who cursed [redacted] are having a great day
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hope the Etsy witches who cursed [redacted] are having a great day
Vine was an art form, how did people fit an entire story into one of these things www.youtube.com/shorts/JPkmw...
Brandon what's number one vine
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November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Vine was an art form, how did people fit an entire story into one of these things www.youtube.com/shorts/JPkmw...
good morning 🌞 the week is nearly over, tomorrow I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
good morning 🌞 the week is nearly over, tomorrow I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
had to unfollow an artist I liked because they started using AI :(
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
had to unfollow an artist I liked because they started using AI :(