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Micah Nemerever
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novelist, allegedly. he/him 🏳️‍⚧️

https://patreon.com/micahnem
https://bookshop.org/p/books/these-violent-delights-micah-nemerever/13704816?ean=9780062963642&next=t
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me earlier today reading stuff in the scraps folder and putting it back in the draft
Film stills from Lord of the Rings showing Bilbo Baggins avariciously holding the Ring of Power. His line in this moment, which has become a meme, is "after all, why not? why SHOULDN'T I keep it?"—the dialogue is not included in the image, but can be inferred on sight by anyone familiar with the moment and/or the meme.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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this is not the plot of my book but it could conceivably HAPPEN within the plot of my book
"In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise."
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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this little animal is my friend
Close up of a small white dog sitting on a sofa, looking into the camera with a combination of soulfulness and impatience.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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me when a donation comes in and it's a multiple of $18
Frame from a comic by Yoshida Sensha, showing two cheerful, hat-wearing businessmen waving at each other and exclaiming "same hat!!"
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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curl
overhead shot of a small white dog in a teal collar, curled up on the sofa and looking doleful.
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Tillie has been cold so I got her a little lumberjack sweater and
My small white dog sitting on the sofa in a red and black checkered doggy cloak, looking very skeptical. Different angle of same; she seems to ask why this is being done to her.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Photo of a fluffy white dog against a blue sky, captioned in green with "ahh, wow, wow, its beautiful, wow, we climned this whole montain."
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I still haven't recovered from finding out that some people consider these to be a Christmas cookie
Photo of a plate of peanut butter blossom cookies, which are fluffy peanut butter cookies with a Hershey's Kiss pressed into the middle.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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my photo library has seen fit to remind me of: The Lad
A very fluffy Siamese-ragdoll cross is lying on his back with his paws curled up, basking with his eyes closed. He has long white whiskers and a little white chin. He is the best cat.
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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my pangram app is a little bitch and wouldn't accept either of these
Screenshot of a pangram game with the center letter "I" and the optional letters "L," "G," "N," "A," "M," and "R." I have attempted to enter the word "LIGMA" as a solution. the same pangram app, but now it won't accept "MANGINA."
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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feel like shit, just want her back
A can of Lemonsoda, an Italian brand of limonata (sparkling lemonade), which is difficult to impossible to find in the U.S.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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saw this lad on Tumblr and I keep thinking about him. he is perfect
Screenshot of a Reddit post to r/whatisit. The poster asks, "What is this? Is it dangerous to my dog and children? Florida"—accompanied by a photo of the fattest and most resplendent toad you have ever seen, sitting on a brick patio with a wide stance and a look of deep satisfaction. He is an angel from heaven and I love him.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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mission accomplished
puff pastry tart with goat cheese, sage, and maple-glazed delicata squash, inexpertly plated but very tasty.
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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unearthed this photo of baby Tillie and I'm in physical pain
A much younger version of me holding the tiniest white puppy. One of her feet is visible with its little toe beans.
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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waiting for the oven
four delicata squash halves, hollowed out and stuffed with sage and breadcrumbs and Parmesan.
October 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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party time
A cream colored princess cake with a pink buttercream rose on top and chocolate lettering reading "congratulations Micah." The tiniest bottle of rosé prosecco next to a crystal glass.
October 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I have thought of the line delivery on this every day since like 2015
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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this is the cake I got on pub day five years ago; soon I will have another, very similar cake
Me in my kitchen smiling and holding a small green cake on a plate.
October 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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the dog has arrived, she wants to wedge her body between me and my laptop and will not stop harassing me until it happens
My small white dog looming very close to the camera, peering around my laptop screen.
October 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I guess it does have a certain, uh
A pawn. Mildly phallic.
October 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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chirping my father in law
Text from me: "Hope you're rooting for the mariners since the yankees aren't available 😇" reply from my FIL: "what's a mariner?"
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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proof of happy dog
A small white dog on the beach, prancing and grinning in the wind.
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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she put her paws on my foot
Overhead shot of my small white dog sitting with her front paws resting on top of my foot. (I am wearing Dr. Scholl's socks because I am an old man and they're comfortable.)
October 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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proof that I still have a face
Selfie of a thirtysomething white transmasc with dark hair and glasses, wearing a cozy gray sweater and making a peace sign at the camera. Just visible at the edge of the image is a rainbow gridded afghan draped over the back of a couch.
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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a public apology to my agent for the fact that this is me every time I need help with something
A baby opossum curled up in the grass with its mouth wide open and a hunted look in its eyes. The caption reads "he scream at own ass."
October 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM