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i get why boozman would vote for this but there’s no excuse for blunt rochester and budd
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products:
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
when i get out of bed
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
quisling-ass senate
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Imagine possessing both the arrogance and incompetence of Dick Durbin.

We understand how the Senate works, dude. That's the fucking problem.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i don’t understand why so many people loathe me, anyway time to start a tweet with “i was sympathetic ex ante”
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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today is europe's 9-11
November 9, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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I’ll need to see 50 more cases like this to form an opinion on how the marriage of professional sports and legalized gambling is going. Hard to say from here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
well that was one of the more satisfying hockey games i’ve seen in a while #isles
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
helluva bundle
Uh, I'm 7 out of 25 books in this bundle which no one told me was happening. Anyway, I guess it exists. Would have been cool if someone let me know
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
we’ll get a whole spread…muffins, breakfast breads, etc
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
legit had no idea where she was and then she woke up
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
who else up not getting they references
Um, @variety.com?

That’s…not what that means. 😳 variety.com/2025/music/n...
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“hi i’m prince and there’s no motherfucker sexier than a reading motherfucker”
"Hennepin County Library is honoring one of Minnesota’s most iconic artists with a limited-edition Prince library card, available while supplies last at all 41 Hennepin County Library locations" www.hclib.org/prince?fbcli...
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.
A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
Amazon: bit.ly/480oiTH
Apple: bit.ly/43kg7ix
Spotify: bit.ly/498NkkM
141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
YouTube video by It's Christmastown
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November 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
bethany’s big problem in finding a place to live where a majority of people share her ignorance is that most of those people also have thoughts about her religion
"No one likes me, I win."
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the ziwe interview with eric adams has dropped youtu.be/-9CmFvGEXXk?...
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test.

Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
quite frankly most of you are not weyland-yutani material
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i think maybe we don’t realize how formative this commercial was for trump youtu.be/1uosIpj-CRs?...
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM