“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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OLDE FOOTY CLIP THREAD 🧵
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
Filbert Street, 1976 - Lou Macari, a good bloke and ex-Celtic player puts Man United into the lead over Leicester City in this FA Cup tie. At the end you’ll notice United keeper Alex Stepney wearing a baseball hat, not uncommon on sunny days back then
Gonna take a break for a few days … I need to stop reminding myself we are in hell 750 times per day for a little while
I will be back soon
I will be back soon
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Gonna take a break for a few days … I need to stop reminding myself we are in hell 750 times per day for a little while
I will be back soon
I will be back soon
LOL we’re supposed to hosting the World Cup mere months from now
January 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
LOL we’re supposed to hosting the World Cup mere months from now
Would you put the dominant predator force in the ballgame
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Would you put the dominant predator force in the ballgame
I just can’t stand it
So sick of him, them, this
Unrelated: “the” in German is “DIE”
So sick of him, them, this
Unrelated: “the” in German is “DIE”
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I just can’t stand it
So sick of him, them, this
Unrelated: “the” in German is “DIE”
So sick of him, them, this
Unrelated: “the” in German is “DIE”
“We are the dominant predator force”
Stupidest, most irrational country of all time
Stupidest, most irrational country of all time
January 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“We are the dominant predator force”
Stupidest, most irrational country of all time
Stupidest, most irrational country of all time
Dominos tracker says my pie is in the oven RIGHT FUCKING NOW
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Dominos tracker says my pie is in the oven RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Martin Luther was just kidding; he was doing an Andy Kaufman type of deal and unfortunately things got away from him and voila - Protestants
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Martin Luther was just kidding; he was doing an Andy Kaufman type of deal and unfortunately things got away from him and voila - Protestants
That sound I make when I apply jumper cables to my balls
January 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
That sound I make when I apply jumper cables to my balls
I remember at the end of Karate Kid where Johnny is like “you’re alright, Russo!” and Ralph Macchio goes “Thanks, King!”
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I remember at the end of Karate Kid where Johnny is like “you’re alright, Russo!” and Ralph Macchio goes “Thanks, King!”
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Look at the crazy shit the racists on the racist pedophile website are saying which I also still use
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Look at the crazy shit the racists on the racist pedophile website are saying which I also still use
Pretty fucking annoying that screenshotting the Nazi site is such a common engagement driver here
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Pretty fucking annoying that screenshotting the Nazi site is such a common engagement driver here
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feels like if maduro were half the repressive autocrat dictator people want to portray him as this lady wouldnt just be chillin in her caracas condo facetiming with sean hannity but what do I know
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
feels like if maduro were half the repressive autocrat dictator people want to portray him as this lady wouldnt just be chillin in her caracas condo facetiming with sean hannity but what do I know
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Indiana Pacers and the Last Crusade
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Indiana Pacers and the Last Crusade
SIX!
SIX EIGHT!
The neeeiighbor of the Beast
SIX EIGHT!
The neeeiighbor of the Beast
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
SIX!
SIX EIGHT!
The neeeiighbor of the Beast
SIX EIGHT!
The neeeiighbor of the Beast
Telegraph was a bad idea
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Telegraph was a bad idea
Hell yeah, brother we have the watch and I’ll see you in Valhalla
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Hell yeah, brother we have the watch and I’ll see you in Valhalla
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ive raised $120/$600 so far, i am picking up the key today but i still dont really have anyway to move anything in yet and im facing eviction by the end of the month, which i would rather not have to deal with
thank you for your help! ❤️🧡💛
thank you for your help! ❤️🧡💛
i got the room
deposit is paid & im sending rent tomorrow
ill have $12 left for the month afterwards & i need help to move in & pay 1st months utilities
my goal is $600 which should cover everything
please help if youre able, im almost safe!❤️
¢ashapp= $ValterraBella
√enmo= @VeeBeeExx
deposit is paid & im sending rent tomorrow
ill have $12 left for the month afterwards & i need help to move in & pay 1st months utilities
my goal is $600 which should cover everything
please help if youre able, im almost safe!❤️
¢ashapp= $ValterraBella
√enmo= @VeeBeeExx
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
ive raised $120/$600 so far, i am picking up the key today but i still dont really have anyway to move anything in yet and im facing eviction by the end of the month, which i would rather not have to deal with
thank you for your help! ❤️🧡💛
thank you for your help! ❤️🧡💛
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People don’t care about politics or policies when they vote—all they care about is which candidate supports the little band from Texas you know I'm a ZZ Top ass Kickin music wigs well Dressed Man sleeping bag and 100 more just like this Kid Rock and ZZ Top cuz l'll keep listening rock on brother
April 6, 2024 at 1:54 PM
People don’t care about politics or policies when they vote—all they care about is which candidate supports the little band from Texas you know I'm a ZZ Top ass Kickin music wigs well Dressed Man sleeping bag and 100 more just like this Kid Rock and ZZ Top cuz l'll keep listening rock on brother
Yeah lemme get a Sky marchini with olive and lemon
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Yeah lemme get a Sky marchini with olive and lemon
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sorry for having consistent values around things like, i dunno, not liking violence and aggression, respecting order and the rule of law, not being racist, etc
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
sorry for having consistent values around things like, i dunno, not liking violence and aggression, respecting order and the rule of law, not being racist, etc
Rest now, brother. We have the watch and I’m putting on pajamas
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Rest now, brother. We have the watch and I’m putting on pajamas
Rest now, Brother. We have the watch and I’ll see ya in Bahamas
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Rest now, Brother. We have the watch and I’ll see ya in Bahamas
David Frum hasn’t fallen into an open sewer drain and drowned but if that did happen, it would be funny
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
David Frum hasn’t fallen into an open sewer drain and drowned but if that did happen, it would be funny
Brutal dictator
What does it even mean anymore
What does it even mean anymore
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Brutal dictator
What does it even mean anymore
What does it even mean anymore