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When I travel for work I eat hot chicken and watch red letter media videos and I vowed long ago my girlfriend would never see me this way
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It’s seeming more and more likely the government doesn’t want the Epstein stuff out because he wasn’t just kicking it with every politician and business person worth more than 50 million dollars but he was also doing federal policy consultations
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Well that settles that
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Seems like a chicken or the egg situation. Evopsych conservatives are obsessed with the idea women are most ready for child birth in their teens so of course they’d fall in with Epstein types
Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics
It seems like all of the rich and powerful people around him patronizingly tolerated the race science stuff (“he has such an inquisitive and childlike mind”) in order to get access to his harem of underage sex slaves
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Looking into this..
I think people who listen and want to implement things people really want is the way to go. Left wing populism
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sickened by what’s in the disclosed Epstein emails. We need to send another 100 billion to Israel right now
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When I’m in a battle of the minds and my opponent has fallen for my rhetorical trap and committed a logical fallacy
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Rare Durham W to not be the focal point of racist hysteria
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My coworker telling me he got sick and then perfectly describing Covid and when I said damn dude you should test for Covid he said Covid is over
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Masterful gambit sir
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When the salad has a crunchy element
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Sucking absolute shit and ass at my job and saying this when they tell me I’m fired
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Trumps no tax on tips bill only lasts until 2028 lmfao
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Andre 3000 and get this; Benson Boone. That would be Goated
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This isn’t fair from Oates. He has passions, like digging up 2012 meme formats on reddit
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The last three remaining writers allowed to be published are Ross Douthat, Bari Weiss and this guy who finds out about Tik Tok-isms a year and half too late
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Happy Sunday but those of us protecting the gates of a polite and unsuspecting society from the skinwalker menace don’t take days off
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Why did this Nazis son become a Nazi? A detailed investigation by me; a hopeless idiot
Why Nikki Haley’s son went radical: His generation inherited insecurity.

I profile Nalin Haley, a fascinating young man, who I believe will likely play an important role in conservative politics in years to come.

unherd.com/2025/11/why-...
Why Nikki Haley’s son went radical
unherd.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Shortly after being unfrozen from cryogenic stasis for 30 years, Dr Evil knows the Macarena? I’mma need a CinemaSins bell on this one 😏
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The all is fair show is actually the worst television I’ve ever seen by any metric I’ve said once and I’m not joking we need to arrest Ryan Murphy and throw away the damn key
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I hate Eli Roth so much every day I wake up and hope he hits his shin on his coffee table or gets food poisoning
“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Really rocking with the recommended searches at the bottom of this Forbes article
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sydney Sweeney is like two months from doing 2017 style alt right dog whistles. She’s going to hit the 👌 sign at the Met Gala
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM