Rob Palk
robpalk.bsky.social
Rob Palk
@robpalk.bsky.social
That guy
Big Cocks memorial
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Be very careful out there
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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This is why you should never be kind to anyone
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What, no, NO
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Guys
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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did not tiny, and who die tim
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Enjoying Byron
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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You can tell in Buble's voice that he fucking hates Christmas, "festival of cunts" he's thinking
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is why you should never be kind to anyone
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside

🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Merry Christmas slags
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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(trying to compliment my friend’s baby) wow man he’s so… tender, and… mild
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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this, to me, is blueskyism
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Me, thinking deeply about ass:
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Guys
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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If Vince Guaraldi had known the actual A Charlie Brown Christmas assignment: "Compose iconic score that people will love forever," he could have been intimidated. Instead, "Write music for weird show CBS might not even air" probably freed him up to do his best work.
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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A money lender. In stave 4 there's a family who are relieved he's died as whoever inherits the debt won't be so merciless.
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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@robpalk.bsky.social spoiled Ali Smith for me by pointing out that all her novels include a wise child who loves etymology.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Orwell pointed out that Dickens was always sketchy about what doing a job entailed. I don't think he knew or cared what someone who worked in the City actually did.
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You can tell in Buble's voice that he fucking hates Christmas, "festival of cunts" he's thinking
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
He'd be doing grindset tiktoks now about heating your work/lifestylehub with one lump of coal and how Christmas eve should still be a time for #innovation
Most adaptations have him as a moneylender yeah but sometimes he’s some kind of commodity trader which arguably makes more sense, there’s lot of references to him doing business with other equally unpleasant businessmen and his backstory suggests hyper ambitious finance bro type
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Most adaptations have him as a moneylender yeah but sometimes he’s some kind of commodity trader which arguably makes more sense, there’s lot of references to him doing business with other equally unpleasant businessmen and his backstory suggests hyper ambitious finance bro type
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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He's a landlord in the muppets one, can confirm
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM