It’s John!
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He/Him and gayer then a tree-full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
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alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
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'Watson!' Exclaimed Holmes, his voice crackling with urgency. 'We must move quickly if we are to prevent that devilishly cunning Professor Moriarty from making good his escape'.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
'Watson!' Exclaimed Holmes, his voice crackling with urgency. 'We must move quickly if we are to prevent that devilishly cunning Professor Moriarty from making good his escape'.
Vague memories of being bored by film adaptions of E.M. Forster’s other books left me unprepared for just how funny ‘Maurice’ is. Listening to the Peter Firth audiobook while I was working this morning and burst out laughing a few times.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Vague memories of being bored by film adaptions of E.M. Forster’s other books left me unprepared for just how funny ‘Maurice’ is. Listening to the Peter Firth audiobook while I was working this morning and burst out laughing a few times.
My morning’s work at the allotment, to misquote Ian Malcolm, was one big pile of shit.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My morning’s work at the allotment, to misquote Ian Malcolm, was one big pile of shit.
Producer: [talking about a young Giancarlo Esposito] So this black character's only dialogue is...
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Producer: [talking about a young Giancarlo Esposito] So this black character's only dialogue is...
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
Fuck me but I loved Bugonia. (Apart from the end, which I hated.)
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck me but I loved Bugonia. (Apart from the end, which I hated.)
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I saw an incredibly fuckable monster, 10/10 del Toro did it again.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I saw an incredibly fuckable monster, 10/10 del Toro did it again.
Just waved at a random guy on the opposite metro platform, who looked *exactly* like my friend Andy when he was staring down at his phone, and almost nothing like him when he looking up
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Just waved at a random guy on the opposite metro platform, who looked *exactly* like my friend Andy when he was staring down at his phone, and almost nothing like him when he looking up
My god where have these things been hiding all these years?
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My god where have these things been hiding all these years?
Child at a school I support has an emo fringe, didn’t think we’d be seeing that one making a comeback yet, the rest of the trendy haircuts are all fresh from 1994
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Child at a school I support has an emo fringe, didn’t think we’d be seeing that one making a comeback yet, the rest of the trendy haircuts are all fresh from 1994
Oooh I can happily do this one, I think…
TOP FIVE MARTYS
King of Comedy
The Departed
Mean Streets
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
TOP FIVE MARTYS
King of Comedy
The Departed
Mean Streets
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oooh I can happily do this one, I think…
TOP FIVE MARTYS
King of Comedy
The Departed
Mean Streets
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
TOP FIVE MARTYS
King of Comedy
The Departed
Mean Streets
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
Can’t wait to find out if this is as sleazy and problematic as the cover makes it look
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Can’t wait to find out if this is as sleazy and problematic as the cover makes it look
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the current default kite-flying, test-the-water model of off-record briefings to the media needs to end except for public interest whistleblowing. the toll on our collective psyche & comprehension of what is and is not real amounts to gaslighting and should be considered misconduct in public office
If it was suggested that we steal people's jewellery to 'pay for the asylum process' they can't just say 'okay fine, we won't do that, then' and pretend like it never happened.
It's like suggesting you could kill the family dog with a shovel because it's chewing the furniture. That gets remembered.
It's like suggesting you could kill the family dog with a shovel because it's chewing the furniture. That gets remembered.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
the current default kite-flying, test-the-water model of off-record briefings to the media needs to end except for public interest whistleblowing. the toll on our collective psyche & comprehension of what is and is not real amounts to gaslighting and should be considered misconduct in public office
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Braving shitty weather and shittier Kiera Knightly Christmas adverts to see a 1980s Hong Kong action movie classic
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Braving shitty weather and shittier Kiera Knightly Christmas adverts to see a 1980s Hong Kong action movie classic
Imagine that
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/keir-s...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/keir-s...
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Imagine that
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/keir-s...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/keir-s...
Mincing on at this year’s Lumiere Festival
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mincing on at this year’s Lumiere Festival
Correctly guessed my mates who opted to come by car would be late to lumiere in Durham, so came prepared
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Correctly guessed my mates who opted to come by car would be late to lumiere in Durham, so came prepared
It’s probably quite fortunate for the guy that his role requires him to look pissed off and sick of his life and not quite sure how he ended up in this position
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s probably quite fortunate for the guy that his role requires him to look pissed off and sick of his life and not quite sure how he ended up in this position
It’s almost like he’s on a mission from God
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
It’s almost like he’s on a mission from God
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If the Prescott memo is true, and there is a secret cabal of LGBTQ+ journalists stopping any negative stories about trans people being published or aired at BBC News, then, I have to say, they’re doing a really fucking shit job of that.
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
If the Prescott memo is true, and there is a secret cabal of LGBTQ+ journalists stopping any negative stories about trans people being published or aired at BBC News, then, I have to say, they’re doing a really fucking shit job of that.
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Like Keith Harris and Cuddles the monkey went through the transporter in The Fly.
We talk a lot about the Horniman walrus but Charles Waterton's attempt at stuffing the head of a bottom howler monkey deserves some attention/nightmares too
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Like Keith Harris and Cuddles the monkey went through the transporter in The Fly.
First ever sports massage. Guy told me the problem was something called a sartorious. Then, presumably as revenge for it causing me so many problems, he brutally tortured it for thirty minutes.
a man in a blue robe is reading a book titled medieval tortures
ALT: a man in a blue robe is reading a book titled medieval tortures
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
First ever sports massage. Guy told me the problem was something called a sartorious. Then, presumably as revenge for it causing me so many problems, he brutally tortured it for thirty minutes.
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Joyce Carol Oates to Musk
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Joyce Carol Oates to Musk