geoffrey (festively)
@parsnip.bsky.social
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geoffrey (festively)
@parsnip.bsky.social
· Oct 25
"but bro," he grunted between reps. "i am pagliacci."
if you can't touch real grass store bought will do (get a hobby)
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
if you can't touch real grass store bought will do (get a hobby)
we will never see the people who owe it to us and know it beg for the forgiveness they don't deserve
Cassidy rips RFK Jr. vaccine schedule change, says it's 'based on no scientific input' thehill.com/policy/healt...
Cassidy rips RFK Jr. vaccine schedule change, says it’s ‘based on no scientific input’
Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.), who cast a critical vote to confirm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as secretary of the Health and Human Services Department, on Monday blasted the reduction of the childhood immun…
thehill.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
we will never see the people who owe it to us and know it beg for the forgiveness they don't deserve
born to be free (order nachos with reckless abandon) forced to live in chains (responsibly eat nutritionally balanced leftovers)
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
born to be free (order nachos with reckless abandon) forced to live in chains (responsibly eat nutritionally balanced leftovers)
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[member of the most advanced and dominant species the world has ever known] i can't go get my new mating ritual adornment today because the air is too dry for my bones
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
[member of the most advanced and dominant species the world has ever known] i can't go get my new mating ritual adornment today because the air is too dry for my bones
when i was in college the major question of democracy and the internet was "will social media unlock a new era of networked social movements or a new era of networked repression (or both)" not "will the presidency be audience captured by white supremacist poasters"
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
when i was in college the major question of democracy and the internet was "will social media unlock a new era of networked social movements or a new era of networked repression (or both)" not "will the presidency be audience captured by white supremacist poasters"
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[looming 3rd amendment crisis intensifies]
It’s hard to imagine better free advertising than this.
Hilton: 📈
Hilton: 📈
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
[looming 3rd amendment crisis intensifies]
the endless quest for perfect sweatpants that don't cost $120 continues this winter with three (3) pairs developing catastrophic holes in the last month, recommendations welcome and appreciated lol
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
the endless quest for perfect sweatpants that don't cost $120 continues this winter with three (3) pairs developing catastrophic holes in the last month, recommendations welcome and appreciated lol
[looming 3rd amendment crisis intensifies]
It’s hard to imagine better free advertising than this.
Hilton: 📈
Hilton: 📈
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
[looming 3rd amendment crisis intensifies]
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if the crux of your analysis of any issue is "trump would never actually do it" the evidence suggests that you need a new analysis
April 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
if the crux of your analysis of any issue is "trump would never actually do it" the evidence suggests that you need a new analysis
[member of the most advanced and dominant species the world has ever known] i can't go get my new mating ritual adornment today because the air is too dry for my bones
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
[member of the most advanced and dominant species the world has ever known] i can't go get my new mating ritual adornment today because the air is too dry for my bones
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The context here is that the US Govt has taken an adversarial position to the work of the ICC and has issued orders such that Microsoft, as a US company, has hampered the ICC’s access to their software.
By the same logic, every state body outside the US should now do the same.
By the same logic, every state body outside the US should now do the same.
The International Criminal Court (ICC) will switch its internal work environment away from Microsoft Office to Open Desk, a European open source alternative, the institution confirmed to Euractiv.
www.euractiv.com/news/interna...
www.euractiv.com/news/interna...
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The context here is that the US Govt has taken an adversarial position to the work of the ICC and has issued orders such that Microsoft, as a US company, has hampered the ICC’s access to their software.
By the same logic, every state body outside the US should now do the same.
By the same logic, every state body outside the US should now do the same.
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
"if the executive could file criminal charges against a foreign leader to justify military action against a sovereign nation then the legislative's article 1 war powers would be purely ceremonial," he mutters into his soup
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"if the executive could file criminal charges against a foreign leader to justify military action against a sovereign nation then the legislative's article 1 war powers would be purely ceremonial," he mutters into his soup
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The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
new year new worm
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
new year new worm
i talk about it in terms of being at a bar where you know a stranger can and might punch you in the face but this is admittedly nicer
There are behaviors you wouldn’t consider acceptable in a public park or library. Maybe think about applying the same standard of decorum here. Would you approach a total stranger, put their conversation to a megaphone and then summon a mob to prevent them from ever going to a park again? No?
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
i talk about it in terms of being at a bar where you know a stranger can and might punch you in the face but this is admittedly nicer
you know damn well trump didn't think up "the don-roe doctrine." so who was it
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
you know damn well trump didn't think up "the don-roe doctrine." so who was it
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This is my friend Jessie. She's amazing and a sweetheart to organize alongside. Saw a lot of comments asking how she is. She was released same day. We hope to have more soon. Media contacts can get in touch with grandrapidsopponentsofwar@gmail.com
Not our first problems with GRPD to be sure....
Not our first problems with GRPD to be sure....
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This is my friend Jessie. She's amazing and a sweetheart to organize alongside. Saw a lot of comments asking how she is. She was released same day. We hope to have more soon. Media contacts can get in touch with grandrapidsopponentsofwar@gmail.com
Not our first problems with GRPD to be sure....
Not our first problems with GRPD to be sure....
you'd get shakier results asking what color the sky is
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
you'd get shakier results asking what color the sky is
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I actually didn't think it was possible to get 94% of Americans to agree on anything.
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I actually didn't think it was possible to get 94% of Americans to agree on anything.
the long halloween is maybe my favorite comic of all time and what they did to it in the cheap cash-grab animated adaptation is such a fucking crime
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 AM
the long halloween is maybe my favorite comic of all time and what they did to it in the cheap cash-grab animated adaptation is such a fucking crime
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move over cellar door
January 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
move over cellar door
sometimes i would just like for time to stop for three to four weeks for me to figure myself out and work on some stuff but i was born into an era of history occurring every other day
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
sometimes i would just like for time to stop for three to four weeks for me to figure myself out and work on some stuff but i was born into an era of history occurring every other day
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probably bc it looked sick as hell
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 AM
probably bc it looked sick as hell