geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
· Oct 25
"but bro," he grunted between reps. "i am pagliacci."
i have a couple mutuals following this weird creep term searching to do a weird bigotry at dawn and i would encourage you to... not lol
Pretty sure he denied our indigenous existence, called us colonizers of our own homeland, and accused us of building the very thing Hitler said "those Jews" were building.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i have a couple mutuals following this weird creep term searching to do a weird bigotry at dawn and i would encourage you to... not lol
is it late enough for me to say that i think the correct democratic party line on claims of "well both candidates have crossed a [bigoted] line" is "no and you're stupid if you think that"
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
is it late enough for me to say that i think the correct democratic party line on claims of "well both candidates have crossed a [bigoted] line" is "no and you're stupid if you think that"
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So I'll fight again, again, again, again, again
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
So I'll fight again, again, again, again, again
tiptoeing into the kitchen like a cartoon burglar for more pad kra pao
tiptoeing into the kitchen like a cartoon burglar for more burrito
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
tiptoeing into the kitchen like a cartoon burglar for more pad kra pao
acknowledging my privilege (have a beverly hills hair stylist who is very good and with whom i talk loosely about local housing politics and we mostly agree about it)
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
acknowledging my privilege (have a beverly hills hair stylist who is very good and with whom i talk loosely about local housing politics and we mostly agree about it)
making a to-do list that has absolutely nothing on it that involves improving my quality of life it is all just things to make me more handsome
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
making a to-do list that has absolutely nothing on it that involves improving my quality of life it is all just things to make me more handsome
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cathedrals everywhere,
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
cathedrals everywhere,
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my goals? to look so hot in a wool blend mock neck and crisp point collar harrington jacket that every man within half a mile questions every choice he's made his entire life. i think this is reasonable
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
my goals? to look so hot in a wool blend mock neck and crisp point collar harrington jacket that every man within half a mile questions every choice he's made his entire life. i think this is reasonable
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You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists
I never did anything to you, man
And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists
I never did anything to you, man
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists
I never did anything to you, man
And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists
I never did anything to you, man
he's done it again (bought a second necklace from the lady in berlin who just hits thin soft metal pendants really hard with a hammer and sells them as as-is bespoke pieces)
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
he's done it again (bought a second necklace from the lady in berlin who just hits thin soft metal pendants really hard with a hammer and sells them as as-is bespoke pieces)
my goals? to look so hot in a wool blend mock neck and crisp point collar harrington jacket that every man within half a mile questions every choice he's made his entire life. i think this is reasonable
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
my goals? to look so hot in a wool blend mock neck and crisp point collar harrington jacket that every man within half a mile questions every choice he's made his entire life. i think this is reasonable
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yeah, elon keeps lobotomizing grok bc LLMs are actually harder to ideologically bias than they appear, even if not impossible obviously. it is more or less trivial, otoh, to bias the content management and discovery software of a social media platform if owner directly intends to
If this is what they are doing with the AI, what do you think they are doing with the much simpler and easier to control algorithm that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are seen by others?
High end wealth inequality allows for shit like this
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
yeah, elon keeps lobotomizing grok bc LLMs are actually harder to ideologically bias than they appear, even if not impossible obviously. it is more or less trivial, otoh, to bias the content management and discovery software of a social media platform if owner directly intends to
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If this is what they are doing with the AI, what do you think they are doing with the much simpler and easier to control algorithm that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are seen by others?
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If this is what they are doing with the AI, what do you think they are doing with the much simpler and easier to control algorithm that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are seen by others?
ok this is gonna be one of those moments i regret not posting more lewds and attracting more gay followers but: what happened to britani on the yacht in rhoslc lol why is she Maimed!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ok this is gonna be one of those moments i regret not posting more lewds and attracting more gay followers but: what happened to britani on the yacht in rhoslc lol why is she Maimed!!!
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everyone living around light pollution and clouds right now:
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
everyone living around light pollution and clouds right now:
cathedrals everywhere,
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
cathedrals everywhere,
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Me looking at everyone's Aurora pictures.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Me looking at everyone's Aurora pictures.
why does this read like a threat!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
why does this read like a threat!!!
so i keep hearing that ghislaine maxwell is playing with puppies but i thought the service dog program was... not open to sex criminals? that it operates at places like club fed because those people aren't (usually) allowed there? did they give her special puppy privilege dispensation?
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
so i keep hearing that ghislaine maxwell is playing with puppies but i thought the service dog program was... not open to sex criminals? that it operates at places like club fed because those people aren't (usually) allowed there? did they give her special puppy privilege dispensation?
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having hobbies is the best and silliest thing humans do. what do you mean you're on the spoon waitlist. that's not real
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
having hobbies is the best and silliest thing humans do. what do you mean you're on the spoon waitlist. that's not real
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not even a moral stance about what the companies are doing most of the time i just flatly do not want more arcane data agreements on every device i own for functionality that is barely ever of any use!
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
not even a moral stance about what the companies are doing most of the time i just flatly do not want more arcane data agreements on every device i own for functionality that is barely ever of any use!
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i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge
i reiterate: you people are sickos
current review halfway through day 2 of attempting mixed strength/cardio workouts is that some of you people need to be institutionalized and studied
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i reiterate: you people are sickos
me: man it's frustrating sometimes that strangers always read me as straight
also me: [buys a suede classic trucker jacket]
also me: [buys a suede classic trucker jacket]
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
me: man it's frustrating sometimes that strangers always read me as straight
also me: [buys a suede classic trucker jacket]
also me: [buys a suede classic trucker jacket]
i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge