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lordofthekevins.bsky.social
Career-Ending Cortisol Spike
@lordofthekevins.bsky.social
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local EECE Graduate
23
I love girls and cats and anime boy rpgs
AGAB (Assigned Grungler At Birth)
Watch persona trinity soul or no balls
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nematodeneedles.bsky.social
selfsona drawing 🙂
February 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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thybogwitch.bsky.social
🐱🌸 #commission
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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beat.is.bi
allo, aloe 🦠🧪

#beatoc #art #comics
A lone single-celled organism simply exists unbothered. However, all of a sudden, it shivers and gains an eye. Then another. It's rapidly grown into a new human form, horried at its own transformation. Aloe: AAAAAAAAAAA (he comes to, then notices the scientist by his side, grabbing his shirt forcefully) Aloe: YOU. I don't know WHAT or HOW you are. All I know is that you did SOMETHING to me. WHAT? Dodrontal: isn't it obvious. i gave you a human body. simple as. (Aloe is confused) Dodrontal: right. a BODY is your physical being. for most of your life, it was simple. you were a blob less than a millimeter, with no brain. HUMANS have: thoughts, feelings, a belly button, six flags season passes Aloe: I don't NEED most of that! I was happy not having to manage this extra baggage! Dodrontal: hhwait but HAPPY is a feeling, idiot. LOL, LMAO, fufufu. Aloe: Look, whatever. All I know is you've forcefully yanked me into a new life, and filled my new TWO(!) brains with a bunch of JUNK! (Dodrontal whips out a labaled syringe) Dodrontal: YES, with MANzo! it MANifests a MANly form for any mild-MANnered organism (and it's MANgo-scented)... and it comes with a complete english fluency! attempts at a sanskrit syringe result in meth. Aloe: So much for a zen life of just EXISTING, and eating other smaller dudes. Dodrontal: spoken like a true VIRGIN. (Aloe is confused) Dodrontal: s'meams you have never had a tiddlywink of SEX in your life. Aloe: EH?! Y-You know what SEX is?! Dodrontal: yea it's how humans reproduce Aloe: I-I-I always wanted to have sex. Even back then... But no one NEEDED it... They all just split in half... so no one KNEW why I got so TOUCHY. Dodrontal: you're in luck! the world is a boundless frontier of SEX! (Aloe runs into the light with a newfound vigor) Aloe: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
February 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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shintonty.bsky.social
you're a third rate frotter with a fourth rate stroke
February 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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girlnextvore.bsky.social
how it feels to drink cold water after chewing spear mint gum
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
lordofthekevins.bsky.social
Why *is* it Rosalinas ice world. She isnt from ice. She is from space
February 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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hakida.bsky.social
自分色強めなミク〜
February 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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mad.denden.garden
アイドルマスター Manic Monday～月曜日やだなぁ～【80's洋楽m@ster】 by sayusayu
Published: 2008-09-28
#sm4765746 #音MAD
May 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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sabbateanfujoshi.bsky.social
me
This white girl has no conception of good or evil.
February 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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meaf.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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bymossypine.bsky.social
Mushroom friends to keep you company 🍄❤

[ #cuteart #illustration ]
Digital illustration of a grey cat leaning over a tree log surrounded by greenery and 4 small mushroom friends
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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amnicron.bsky.social
Kirby Air Ride Dragoon Gijinka
February 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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armormodekeeg.blacksky.app
INTERGALACTIC
PLANETARY
PLANETARY
INTERGALACTIC
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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ironicnotsavage.bsky.social
ALA THE FAIRY IS REAL!!!
February 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job

Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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flowerbot.bsky.social
Valentine 💘💌🌹

#oc #ocart #art
a pin up drawing of my oc, Amber, drawn as a succubus. She has devil horns and wings that are colored dark maroon and red. She is posed in front of a Valentines Day card themed heart, smirking towards the viewer.
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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kozikozi33.bsky.social
ｼﾞｪﾗｰﾄ🍨💙
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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puzzled-artist.bsky.social
RQ Fit #kalmiart
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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huskerfu.bsky.social
how me and the homies #pisstogether
Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry 3 posing with their guns aligned and pointing at the viewer
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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yamaneco.bsky.social
ダブり2枚で無事コンプした！！😽🎉
1セットは猫部屋に使っちゃったのでこちらは保存用🙏
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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inahoyura.bsky.social
貝の火 / 宮沢賢治
February 16, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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droolingdemon.bsky.social
been playing tactics advance
February 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
lordofthekevins.bsky.social
Please stop making me look at nobouo uematsu's taco griddle
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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yamaneco.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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10amlunch.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM