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IT>EN translator. Educated bimbo.
I like pickled onions.
she/her
I like pickled onions.
she/her
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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JAMES BOND, INTERNATIONAL SEX PERVERT: A pleasure to meet you, Miss...
GLORY HOELL, PhD: It's Doctor, Mr Bond. Dr. Hoell.
JAMES BOND, INTERNATIONAL SEX PERVERT: Fashinating.
GLORY HOELL, PhD: It's Doctor, Mr Bond. Dr. Hoell.
JAMES BOND, INTERNATIONAL SEX PERVERT: Fashinating.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
JAMES BOND, INTERNATIONAL SEX PERVERT: A pleasure to meet you, Miss...
GLORY HOELL, PhD: It's Doctor, Mr Bond. Dr. Hoell.
JAMES BOND, INTERNATIONAL SEX PERVERT: Fashinating.
GLORY HOELL, PhD: It's Doctor, Mr Bond. Dr. Hoell.
JAMES BOND, INTERNATIONAL SEX PERVERT: Fashinating.
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"Who is he?" they whispered.
The Orange Fruit Dove decorates the treetops with its flame-like plumage. This species lives in forests on the islands of Fiji, where it munches on fruits and berries. Only males display bold orange plumage; females are green.
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"Who is he?" they whispered.
the bond stuff is very funny. he's dead, it doesn't matter, just start over. do a period bond movie with actual spycraft! who gives a shit, no one was going "buh buh buh craig should be 80 years old for canon reasons"
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
the bond stuff is very funny. he's dead, it doesn't matter, just start over. do a period bond movie with actual spycraft! who gives a shit, no one was going "buh buh buh craig should be 80 years old for canon reasons"
developing increasingly baroque sleep positions, this morning's combines two favorites and is called "rock climber dracula"
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
developing increasingly baroque sleep positions, this morning's combines two favorites and is called "rock climber dracula"
12 years ago I got a jar of rosemary jelly from a shop at Pike's Place and I still think about how it tasted on sourdough and the way it glittered translucent in the morning light through my apartment window
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
12 years ago I got a jar of rosemary jelly from a shop at Pike's Place and I still think about how it tasted on sourdough and the way it glittered translucent in the morning light through my apartment window
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a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
how lunch starts looking when I'm hungry
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
how lunch starts looking when I'm hungry
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do you guys want to come to my house and stand up until we get tired and then we can sit down
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
do you guys want to come to my house and stand up until we get tired and then we can sit down
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Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
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This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
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What are the first 5 days after Sunday always the worst?
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What are the first 5 days after Sunday always the worst?
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Montreal-style smoked meat and pork with swiss and sauerkraut and whole grain mustard on a baguette, pressed and toasted
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Montreal-style smoked meat and pork with swiss and sauerkraut and whole grain mustard on a baguette, pressed and toasted
I feel like I am repressing some of my natural Too Muchness and all it does is make me weird (bad). Simply cannot win
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I feel like I am repressing some of my natural Too Muchness and all it does is make me weird (bad). Simply cannot win
10% there is better than 0% there. choo choo bitch I am chugging
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
10% there is better than 0% there. choo choo bitch I am chugging
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queens court (1948), st. simons island, georgia, 1990
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
queens court (1948), st. simons island, georgia, 1990
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
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Canada has lost its measles elimination status today. Undoubtedly, part of this is because of misinformation.
But it does not explain the whole story here, and simply attributing this public heath failure to misinformation absolves those in power of their contributing role.
But it does not explain the whole story here, and simply attributing this public heath failure to misinformation absolves those in power of their contributing role.
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Canada has lost its measles elimination status today. Undoubtedly, part of this is because of misinformation.
But it does not explain the whole story here, and simply attributing this public heath failure to misinformation absolves those in power of their contributing role.
But it does not explain the whole story here, and simply attributing this public heath failure to misinformation absolves those in power of their contributing role.
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The fact that the mere existence of this place makes Nate Silver so obsessively mad that he writes fanfiction about it is probably its best feature. I don’t need group chats I need the escalating Lovecraftian derangement of Nate Silver
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The fact that the mere existence of this place makes Nate Silver so obsessively mad that he writes fanfiction about it is probably its best feature. I don’t need group chats I need the escalating Lovecraftian derangement of Nate Silver
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“What these pundits are nudging us to do, ever so politely, is accept that women, in the main, are accustomed to being a little degraded, a little underpaid and ignored and dampened in their ambitions, in ways that men are not and never will be…What a gift it is…to have no choice in the matter.” 🔥🔥🔥
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“What these pundits are nudging us to do, ever so politely, is accept that women, in the main, are accustomed to being a little degraded, a little underpaid and ignored and dampened in their ambitions, in ways that men are not and never will be…What a gift it is…to have no choice in the matter.” 🔥🔥🔥
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democrats playing zero-dimensional chess
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
democrats playing zero-dimensional chess