Jac Mac
@jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social
IT>EN translator. Educated bimbo.
I like pickled onions.
she/her
I like pickled onions.
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For today’s Exhibit of the Day, let’s visit the Tarugo, a dazzling elbaite tourmaline. This gem is one of the finest large crystals ever found. It is notable for its exceptional quality and unique cranberry color.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
For today’s Exhibit of the Day, let’s visit the Tarugo, a dazzling elbaite tourmaline. This gem is one of the finest large crystals ever found. It is notable for its exceptional quality and unique cranberry color.
nw: the house with laughing windows (1976)
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
nw: the house with laughing windows (1976)
I didn't use passata since I didn't have any (blended a can of San Marzanos instead) so it maybe was a little watery but tasted very good, fresh pasta really pumped it up
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I didn't use passata since I didn't have any (blended a can of San Marzanos instead) so it maybe was a little watery but tasted very good, fresh pasta really pumped it up
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This is a new one to me. Somehow LLM stans now do want to listen to academics? But only if we can explain it well? Challenge accepted.
We can explain it. But even if we couldn't, we don't need to expose kids or other vulnerable groups to something unknown (if that's what you mean in the case we can't explain it) instantly because tech companies tell us to.
January 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This is a new one to me. Somehow LLM stans now do want to listen to academics? But only if we can explain it well? Challenge accepted.
this motherfucker
Trump says new military operation focused on Colombia sounds good to him reut.rs/49DI0FD
Trump says new military operation focused on Colombia sounds good to him
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Sunday that a military operation focused on Colombia's government sounds good to him.
reut.rs
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
this motherfucker
starting my cookbook resolution by making the ragù casalingo con salsicce e funghi (homemade sausage and mushroom ragù) to put with some fresh fettuccine
my arbitrary resolutions for 2026: - one recipe from this cookbook every week
- motorcycle license so I can get a funky little scooter
- see a dermatologist
- continue to have a fat ass 😎
- motorcycle license so I can get a funky little scooter
- see a dermatologist
- continue to have a fat ass 😎
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
starting my cookbook resolution by making the ragù casalingo con salsicce e funghi (homemade sausage and mushroom ragù) to put with some fresh fettuccine
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Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
tbh I didn't even bother with a Real ID because of my passport, I'm sure I'll be forced to at some point but it felt like extra horseshit to go through for no benefit
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
tbh I didn't even bother with a Real ID because of my passport, I'm sure I'll be forced to at some point but it felt like extra horseshit to go through for no benefit
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they’re trying to turn everyone into the joker reason.com/2025/12/31/d...
DHS says REAL ID, which DHS certifies, is too unreliable to confirm U.S. citizenship
It's the punch line to a bad joke that started 20 years ago when Congress passed the REAL ID Act.
reason.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
they’re trying to turn everyone into the joker reason.com/2025/12/31/d...
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don't crash out, crash in
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
don't crash out, crash in
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ferengi office worker: EMAILS
August 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ferengi office worker: EMAILS
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what is the positive argument for gambling legalization, especially to the degree to which it is now available, about everything, which is not just like "we already live in Hell, with the Devil."
I feel like I am inching towards a position of temperance on gambling like we need to shut it all down everywhere for a year and give people a time out.
A side story is there’s a ton of insider trading on these prediction markets. New accounts making hundreds of thousands on their first and only trade, that maduro would be ousted. Seems like insider trading is legal if not encouraged on these platforms
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
what is the positive argument for gambling legalization, especially to the degree to which it is now available, about everything, which is not just like "we already live in Hell, with the Devil."
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
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Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
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Have needle. Have thread. Have scraps of paper. Have free will. Have made a notebook.
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Have needle. Have thread. Have scraps of paper. Have free will. Have made a notebook.
me, @ our ex guitarist:
unsay that story
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
me, @ our ex guitarist:
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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nothing is a distraction from anything, these guys are all dumber than dirt and out way over their skis
January 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
nothing is a distraction from anything, these guys are all dumber than dirt and out way over their skis
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every single press release from democratic leadership is like "it's charlie brown's patriotic duty to try and kick the football, and everything else is a distraction"
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
every single press release from democratic leadership is like "it's charlie brown's patriotic duty to try and kick the football, and everything else is a distraction"
he doesn't even know what a president is
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
he doesn't even know what a president is
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If you let him get away with this, he’ll do it with Iran and whatever other neocon bugaboos have been lingering around conservative media since Obama first started running. Maybe Greenland but less intense because white. One of them will invariably respond in the mainland U.S. Stop him before then.
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
If you let him get away with this, he’ll do it with Iran and whatever other neocon bugaboos have been lingering around conservative media since Obama first started running. Maybe Greenland but less intense because white. One of them will invariably respond in the mainland U.S. Stop him before then.
being an adult in the states is just walking around with a pit of rage in your stomach that not a single powerful person has or seemingly ever will face consequences in your lifetime
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
being an adult in the states is just walking around with a pit of rage in your stomach that not a single powerful person has or seemingly ever will face consequences in your lifetime
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first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
July 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
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Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave.
People care.
People care.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave.
People care.
People care.