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Did you guys know that you can just mute or block people you don't like? Mark Cuban for example, maybe Will Stancil while you're at it.
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Did you guys know that you can just mute or block people you don't like? Mark Cuban for example, maybe Will Stancil while you're at it.
I am a Marty Supremacist
a winner is a dreamer who never gives up with a man and a cat
Alt: a winner is a dreamer who never gives up with Timothee Chalamet and ping pong paddles
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am a Marty Supremacist
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vance is a genuine lunatic
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
vance is a genuine lunatic
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One of my favorite presents ever—my dad found and framed this pic of my mother @sunminkimes.bsky.social at a Seattle courthouse after she passed her US citizenship test in 1981. Like so many of the people who come here to start a new life, she is the best of us—the bravest, strongest person I know.
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
One of my favorite presents ever—my dad found and framed this pic of my mother @sunminkimes.bsky.social at a Seattle courthouse after she passed her US citizenship test in 1981. Like so many of the people who come here to start a new life, she is the best of us—the bravest, strongest person I know.
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Got a Pixel Watch for Christmas and can already tell I'm gonna become the type of person who spends my entire life fiddling with it.
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Got a Pixel Watch for Christmas and can already tell I'm gonna become the type of person who spends my entire life fiddling with it.
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Six days left to get the best deal on BP forever.
BP is raising its price. The goal is to do it once and be done with it. The change goes into effect on January 1.
Until then, it's just $46 for a year.
www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
Until then, it's just $46 for a year.
www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
BP Announcement: Forthcoming Price Change for BP Memberships | Baseball Prospectus
Membership prices will increase starting on January 1, 2026.
www.baseballprospectus.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Six days left to get the best deal on BP forever.
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The reason for the season:
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The reason for the season:
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The discourse around the historical accuracy of Nolan's Odyssey is so funny to me.
"The Greeks didn't have the technology to shape wood like that but Nolan just wants to pretend!"
My brother in Christ there is also a cyclops like right there what are you talking about?
"The Greeks didn't have the technology to shape wood like that but Nolan just wants to pretend!"
My brother in Christ there is also a cyclops like right there what are you talking about?
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The discourse around the historical accuracy of Nolan's Odyssey is so funny to me.
"The Greeks didn't have the technology to shape wood like that but Nolan just wants to pretend!"
My brother in Christ there is also a cyclops like right there what are you talking about?
"The Greeks didn't have the technology to shape wood like that but Nolan just wants to pretend!"
My brother in Christ there is also a cyclops like right there what are you talking about?
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Wishing each and every one of you a very Nabil Crismat.
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Wishing each and every one of you a very Nabil Crismat.
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The smell of the tree. The crash of the bat. The season truly never ends.
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The smell of the tree. The crash of the bat. The season truly never ends.
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that's it, christmas is fucking canceled
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
that's it, christmas is fucking canceled
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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It's funny how us parochial Americans generally seem to perceive that the EV revolution is stalling or reversing when in fact it's accelerating rapidly worldwide. 25% of cars sold globally in 2025 were EVs!
It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's funny how us parochial Americans generally seem to perceive that the EV revolution is stalling or reversing when in fact it's accelerating rapidly worldwide. 25% of cars sold globally in 2025 were EVs!
It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
Washington is full of Merverts!
The Nationals have signed 1B Matt Mervis to a minor league deal w/a non-roster invite to ST, per sources. @jonheyman.bsky.social was first.
Mervis, 27, has played 78 big league games with CHC/MIA over 3 seasons. Played at Georgetown Prep. 1B depth for the Nationals.
Mervis, 27, has played 78 big league games with CHC/MIA over 3 seasons. Played at Georgetown Prep. 1B depth for the Nationals.
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Washington is full of Merverts!
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The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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thinking about those beans (foreboding)
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
thinking about those beans (foreboding)
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Absolutely incredible R142 sign failure
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Absolutely incredible R142 sign failure
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
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"As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free" gets all the attention (correctly), but don't overlook "He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored." Battle Hymn of the Republic is packed with heaters. Julia Ward Howe — she had bars! Should be our national anthem.
The Battle Hymn of the Republic
YouTube video by The United States Army Field Band
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free" gets all the attention (correctly), but don't overlook "He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored." Battle Hymn of the Republic is packed with heaters. Julia Ward Howe — she had bars! Should be our national anthem.