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a lot has been written about how elected republicans are no longer the people who use right wing media to rile up the base, they are the most rabid consumers of that media themselves

sometimes that has very funny results
Trump pressure campaign on Boebert backfired:
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Remember all the hype about how Uber and Lyft would allow people to live car-free?

Well, it turns out ridehail has no discernible impact on car ownership at all.

Analysis from Glenn Mercer's excellent newsletter:
glennmercer.substack.com/p/the-impact...
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Probably because it's too good
Oof

*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"The Dodgers bought a championship!" is maybe the most Not Knowing Ball thing you could possibly say about the World Series this year. Just an admission you watched none of it, didn't look at box scores, nothing.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I genuinely believe this is a huge part of the LLM worship; half of these people are functionally illiterate
Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Someday I'll see an aurora...
everyone living around light pollution and clouds right now:
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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MLB c'mon.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Wow, that’s crazy. Republicans lied and are screwing you over? Who could have seen that coming?
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What's his Letterboxd?
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Los Angeles Dodgers pitchers' highest Championship Win Probability Added in a single World Series:

1. Yoshinobu Yamamoto, 79.1%, 2025
2. Sandy Koufax, 70.5%, 1965
3. Larry Sherry, 34.7%, 1959
4. Will Klein, 19.4%, 2025
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Realized that these tests are all being run with the same dishwasher my apartment has, so now I'm absolutely disappearing down a rabbit hole of optimization.

youtu.be/WnBb3DLlVPw
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The buck stops nowhere!
Sean Duffy: "I can't guarantee safety"
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
All I know about this guy is from his Wiki page but it is pretty funny to see the notes about how al-Zawahiri and the rest of the al-Qaeda higher-ups were like "I don't think this guy is doing this for the true love of the game!"
Not that it needs saying but this is a good reminder that you never have to take anything Republicans say about Mamdani seriously.
Syria’s President Meets Trump at White House for First Time
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Having shitty, corrupt, thuggish cops is expensive.

Not for the cops I mean. But for the taxpayers.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Probably fine.
This would be “worst NFP print since Dec 2020,” adds the Goldman desk.
(WSJ) - U.S. nonfarm payrolls likely shrunk by 50,000 roles in October, economists at Goldman Sachs said.

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
These people are floridly insane.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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"The relationship between Israel and the Jewish Diaspora." You mean the one where you constantly hit me up for cash while telling me I'm not a real Jew and that I better not make any other friends if I know what's good for me? Yeah, man, great relationship there. Really worth maintaining
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Republicans constantly attack their Congressional leadership, and they remove leaders who fail to achieve the objectives desired by the base.

This 'infighting' hasn't been a 'distraction' or 'weakness' for them, it has produced victory after victory, including control of all three branches.
Oh yeah - never a convenient time to have some real talk about the dynamic that the Democrats in the Senate are led by bunch of chumps. Certainly not after they created the conditions for yet another base demoralizing surrender.
This kind of activity is just what you should want to see, if your are a Republican, eager to see the opposition distracted by self-destructive infighting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's not sticking at all but: Hell yes snow in NYC!
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When did the poppy cross the Atlantic to become an American thing? It feels incredibly recent.
In honor of #VeteransDay, we recognize players, managers and coaches who served in the military with a poppy on their page in tribute to their service.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM