Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.
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Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Lots of fresh, artisanal blocks added.
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I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
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greetings from hell
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
greetings from hell
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This hits so hard if you have a gaping void in your skull
January 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
This hits so hard if you have a gaping void in your skull
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Halligan: “Now even Borowitz is scoring off of me”
Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Halligan: “Now even Borowitz is scoring off of me”
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governor polis, if he will invade caracas he will invade pueblo. execute tina peters tonight
January 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
governor polis, if he will invade caracas he will invade pueblo. execute tina peters tonight
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And don't forget the oil which we're stealing to pay for everything.
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
And don't forget the oil which we're stealing to pay for everything.
If we want to take this country back, we're going to have to address the absolute deification of The Troops.
January 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
If we want to take this country back, we're going to have to address the absolute deification of The Troops.
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The DNI has been finally been spotted today.
WAIT, no, this is 2019.
WAIT, no, this is 2019.
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The DNI has been finally been spotted today.
WAIT, no, this is 2019.
WAIT, no, this is 2019.
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Impeach, convict, remove.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
Anyone else wake up to a bunch of unread Signal messages from Pete Hegseth?
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Anyone else wake up to a bunch of unread Signal messages from Pete Hegseth?
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I swear to god, a kid I went to high school with who was posting the “Harris will send me to war” memes reposted this with “we’re so back”
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I swear to god, a kid I went to high school with who was posting the “Harris will send me to war” memes reposted this with “we’re so back”
They hanged propagandists at Nuremberg.
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
They hanged propagandists at Nuremberg.
Agree or disagree with the merits of the operation, you can't help but be in awe of the audacious Al Qaeda operation that brought down two towers in Lower Manhattan.
January 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Agree or disagree with the merits of the operation, you can't help but be in awe of the audacious Al Qaeda operation that brought down two towers in Lower Manhattan.
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Damn Reuters embarrassed itself and you so fast
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Damn Reuters embarrassed itself and you so fast
wonder if the dipshits fearmongering about the UN taking Americans' guns see the incongruity of charging someone for possessing arms that are entirely legal in their own jurisdiction
Not the main thing ofc, but indicting a foreign head of state for conspiring to possess a machine gun is low key hilarious.
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
wonder if the dipshits fearmongering about the UN taking Americans' guns see the incongruity of charging someone for possessing arms that are entirely legal in their own jurisdiction
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Do not start first with the DJT framed justification. Notice we aren't bombing North Korea, Saudi, Russia, etc
Maduro is a brutal dictator whose rigged elections, corruption, and human rights abuses deserve international condemnation.
But the President cannot carry out military or paramilitary actions or seize foreign leaders without Congress’s approval.
No authorization was sought.
But the President cannot carry out military or paramilitary actions or seize foreign leaders without Congress’s approval.
No authorization was sought.
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Do not start first with the DJT framed justification. Notice we aren't bombing North Korea, Saudi, Russia, etc
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Not the main thing ofc, but indicting a foreign head of state for conspiring to possess a machine gun is low key hilarious.
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Not the main thing ofc, but indicting a foreign head of state for conspiring to possess a machine gun is low key hilarious.
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
What is this fucking “kinetic” shit. Stop talking like that you absolute psychopaths.
As we all said, international law, such as it was, no longer exists. The United States, following Israel’s precedent, considers itself to have the explicit authority to blatantly violate sovereignty anywhere in the world and abduct even leaders of other states.
There are no guardrails whatsoever.
There are no guardrails whatsoever.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
What is this fucking “kinetic” shit. Stop talking like that you absolute psychopaths.
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What the fuck is this headline
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
What the fuck is this headline
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If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
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You voted to confirm Rubio.
Secretaries Rubio and Hegseth looked every Senator in the eye a few weeks ago and said this wasn’t about regime change. I didn’t trust them then and we see now that they blatantly lied to Congress.
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
You voted to confirm Rubio.
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