Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.
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Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Lots of fresh, artisanal blocks added.
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jfc, CDB lotion is the only thing I've found that relieves maddening chronic (neuropathic?) itching in my upper forearms. Democrats are fucking useless.
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
jfc, CDB lotion is the only thing I've found that relieves maddening chronic (neuropathic?) itching in my upper forearms. Democrats are fucking useless.
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very interesting, Google AI
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
very interesting, Google AI
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I’m still mad at all the marks on Twitter who made Bill Pulte famous when he was doing his hashtag TwitterPhilanthropy schtick.
President Trump’s housing finance director, Bill Pulte, fired internal watchdogs at Fannie Mae who were looking into multiple complaints against a high-ranking company officer close to him, according to people familiar with the matter.
Housing official Bill Pulte fired ethics workers who were looking into his ally
The actions have also sowed uncertainty and undermined confidence in Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte across the housing finance industry.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m still mad at all the marks on Twitter who made Bill Pulte famous when he was doing his hashtag TwitterPhilanthropy schtick.
Good, but don’t be fooled into believing they aren’t still gunning for Obergefell.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Good, but don’t be fooled into believing they aren’t still gunning for Obergefell.
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I think my Word of the Day email might be trolling the Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I think my Word of the Day email might be trolling the Democrats.
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It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
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He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.
In the light of day, this long-winded “we won by surrendering” take is even fucking stupider. Starting with the fact that the Democrats just retroactively took the blame for the shutdown.
I too was born yesterday.
Now for some levity and logic based in facts.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
In the light of day, this long-winded “we won by surrendering” take is even fucking stupider. Starting with the fact that the Democrats just retroactively took the blame for the shutdown.
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Give her some grace. You can’t expect people to be accountable to positions they held when they were two days younger.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Give her some grace. You can’t expect people to be accountable to positions they held when they were two days younger.
I too was born yesterday.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I too was born yesterday.
She doesn't talk to her constituents in New Hampshire.
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
She doesn't talk to her constituents in New Hampshire.
![George Bluth lamenting that he has the worst fucking [senators].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oimylb2jzdnpjaprzidyalyb/bafkreig7mqplfmmif3k4rae4ocuy5cwmbzxszqxjuxtaevpm3fxpriowau@jpeg)
Bring back Senate fisticuffs.
It is very notable that several Dems are putting out strong statements that effectively backhand members of their caucus
I’ve voted 7 times to reopen the government in a way that holds Trump accountable for his lawlessness and prevents a health care crisis.
I’m prepared to work toward a compromise, but this “deal” before us does not come close to meeting those terms. Voting NO.
Full statement:
I’m prepared to work toward a compromise, but this “deal” before us does not come close to meeting those terms. Voting NO.
Full statement:
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Bring back Senate fisticuffs.
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"However this vote turns out" lmao retire you useless idiot
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"However this vote turns out" lmao retire you useless idiot
Gonna do everything I can to make sure @hassan.senate.gov is successfully primaried. It's too late to do anything about her fellow quisling @shaheen.senate.gov, but we can at least make sure her daughter doesn't get to represent New Hampshire.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Gonna do everything I can to make sure @hassan.senate.gov is successfully primaried. It's too late to do anything about her fellow quisling @shaheen.senate.gov, but we can at least make sure her daughter doesn't get to represent New Hampshire.
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That's not his real account -- check the handle.
Remember when blue checks meant something?
Remember when blue checks meant something?
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That's not his real account -- check the handle.
Remember when blue checks meant something?
Remember when blue checks meant something?
People will drop $16 for ground beef, eggs, and apples, but for that same $16 you can buy a sharp knife and have all the skunk, squirrel, possum, chipmunk, and porcupine you can carry.
It’s not the prices, it’s the priorities.
It’s not the prices, it’s the priorities.
What exactly is the recipe he’s suggesting we make with these groceries that replaces a fast food meal? Heavy Lucille Bluth energy.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
People will drop $16 for ground beef, eggs, and apples, but for that same $16 you can buy a sharp knife and have all the skunk, squirrel, possum, chipmunk, and porcupine you can carry.
It’s not the prices, it’s the priorities.
It’s not the prices, it’s the priorities.
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yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
If they’re not snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, are they even Democrats?
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If they’re not snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, are they even Democrats?
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“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument