Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
@gaudymouse.bsky.social
"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
Pinned
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🎉 ✨️ 🎉🎊 My Book Is Officially Out 🥂😍💃💃AND The Best Part Is It's #OpenAccess Can't Believe I am Starting 2025 as a Published Author 🤓🤓 6 Years of Hard Work has Officially Paid Off 🍾🍾🍾
Tweeting to myself
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Me: here is a set of 12 "precision" tools. I only need one of them but I want all of them.
3d printer spouse: okay send me the files.
Now I have to find a use for these calipers and stuff
3d printer spouse: okay send me the files.
Now I have to find a use for these calipers and stuff
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Me: here is a set of 12 "precision" tools. I only need one of them but I want all of them.
3d printer spouse: okay send me the files.
Now I have to find a use for these calipers and stuff
3d printer spouse: okay send me the files.
Now I have to find a use for these calipers and stuff
Damn I just realized I set a new pastry crust standard for myself. Dang gonnit!
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Damn I just realized I set a new pastry crust standard for myself. Dang gonnit!
I have been declared the Shortcrust Queen! Just as I had dreamed!
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I have been declared the Shortcrust Queen! Just as I had dreamed!
The pies are successful! So far a 100% thumbs up rate! Wooooh! I mean the chocolate spilled out of many of them during baking but whatever.
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The pies are successful! So far a 100% thumbs up rate! Wooooh! I mean the chocolate spilled out of many of them during baking but whatever.
Turns out the pies got done sooner than I had expected. I didn't even need to those extra 5-10 minutes
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Turns out the pies got done sooner than I had expected. I didn't even need to those extra 5-10 minutes
Time to go adjust the oven temperature for 5-10 minutes final bake!!!
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Time to go adjust the oven temperature for 5-10 minutes final bake!!!
Ganache hand pies in the oven!! Also, fellow long-legs people, how do you LIIIIIIVE when you're doing stuff on a counter or table but since your legs are so long, you're bending and curling all weird until your back and legs hurt? I'm legit looking for something to help with that.
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Ganache hand pies in the oven!! Also, fellow long-legs people, how do you LIIIIIIVE when you're doing stuff on a counter or table but since your legs are so long, you're bending and curling all weird until your back and legs hurt? I'm legit looking for something to help with that.
@ursaastra.bsky.social got me a pastry mat because the counters of the kitchen were not designed for rolling out dough AND holding containers. Sad bc I bet they would stay cold! Now I can do it on the dining table and use up all the room I want! Hooray!
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
@ursaastra.bsky.social got me a pastry mat because the counters of the kitchen were not designed for rolling out dough AND holding containers. Sad bc I bet they would stay cold! Now I can do it on the dining table and use up all the room I want! Hooray!
This video is worth a watch. It's not pretty, but it tied together some things for me that have me thinking back, HARD, on the days when I was a very holy youth and the things I learned and heard. The post-script is also interesting. It deals with that missionary to Sentinel Island. Link im reply
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This video is worth a watch. It's not pretty, but it tied together some things for me that have me thinking back, HARD, on the days when I was a very holy youth and the things I learned and heard. The post-script is also interesting. It deals with that missionary to Sentinel Island. Link im reply
Fam, the enormity of the damage done by the US government in service to the wealthy is so mind-bending that it's hard for me to comprehend. Intellectually I get it but as a human being I am both sickened by it and ashamed to have propped up the religion they used for it. Bene Gesserit shit omg
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Fam, the enormity of the damage done by the US government in service to the wealthy is so mind-bending that it's hard for me to comprehend. Intellectually I get it but as a human being I am both sickened by it and ashamed to have propped up the religion they used for it. Bene Gesserit shit omg
Let me tell you how incredibly dystopia it is to be watching an incisive video about how evangelical Christianity is a psyop made by politics, media, and capitalism, with evidence, and then there's a sponsor segment about Ground News. Like come on man. Come oooooooon. I get it. I get it but AUGH.
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Let me tell you how incredibly dystopia it is to be watching an incisive video about how evangelical Christianity is a psyop made by politics, media, and capitalism, with evidence, and then there's a sponsor segment about Ground News. Like come on man. Come oooooooon. I get it. I get it but AUGH.
Accurate
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Accurate
Lol JD Vance Reggae Album
Thumbnail text: CBC, This one is for the wives who are super trad!
Link text: MAGA Records present: Nicki Minaj's new album! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
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Thumbnail text: CBC, This one is for the wives who are super trad!
Link text: MAGA Records present: Nicki Minaj's new album! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
youtu.be/rzLP4cCog1k?...
MAGA Records present: Nicki Minaj's new album! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
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January 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Lol JD Vance Reggae Album
Thumbnail text: CBC, This one is for the wives who are super trad!
Link text: MAGA Records present: Nicki Minaj's new album! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
youtu.be/rzLP4cCog1k?...
Thumbnail text: CBC, This one is for the wives who are super trad!
Link text: MAGA Records present: Nicki Minaj's new album! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
youtu.be/rzLP4cCog1k?...
The face of evil*
*for qualities of evil including garage-hiding, searcher-ignoring jerk
*for qualities of evil including garage-hiding, searcher-ignoring jerk
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The face of evil*
*for qualities of evil including garage-hiding, searcher-ignoring jerk
*for qualities of evil including garage-hiding, searcher-ignoring jerk
Update he was in the garage all night. Oh my gosh what a relief.
My cat has gone missing
No idea where he is. He doesn't go outside and I'm not sure he had a chance to get outside, but I guess anything can happen. I feel numb about this.
No idea where he is. He doesn't go outside and I'm not sure he had a chance to get outside, but I guess anything can happen. I feel numb about this.
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Update he was in the garage all night. Oh my gosh what a relief.
My cat has gone missing
No idea where he is. He doesn't go outside and I'm not sure he had a chance to get outside, but I guess anything can happen. I feel numb about this.
No idea where he is. He doesn't go outside and I'm not sure he had a chance to get outside, but I guess anything can happen. I feel numb about this.
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My cat has gone missing
No idea where he is. He doesn't go outside and I'm not sure he had a chance to get outside, but I guess anything can happen. I feel numb about this.
No idea where he is. He doesn't go outside and I'm not sure he had a chance to get outside, but I guess anything can happen. I feel numb about this.
I sneezed and got a chest cramp. Starting to think this is a sign to take better care of myself. Not sure how to stretch my chest muscles but oh my gosh.
January 31, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I sneezed and got a chest cramp. Starting to think this is a sign to take better care of myself. Not sure how to stretch my chest muscles but oh my gosh.
I needed help with the food processor, and wrote this message to a spouse asking for assistance. I chickened out at the last minute and asked in the usual not-old-timey way. I shared it anyway tho and everyone chuckled, probably. Idk, they were upstairs. Why is shitposting always my best writing???
January 31, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I needed help with the food processor, and wrote this message to a spouse asking for assistance. I chickened out at the last minute and asked in the usual not-old-timey way. I shared it anyway tho and everyone chuckled, probably. Idk, they were upstairs. Why is shitposting always my best writing???
We had a giant bag of flour so big that I had to barely lift it to move it into the kitchen from the pantry. Now I have used so much that it's almost empty. That's crazy. I'm making pie crust tonight for some chocolate ganache hand pies tomorrow. Gonna be a whole excitement. And the end of the flour
a woman in a white tank top says " moment of silence " in front of a brick wall
Alt: a woman in a white tank top says " moment of silence " in front of a brick wall
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January 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
We had a giant bag of flour so big that I had to barely lift it to move it into the kitchen from the pantry. Now I have used so much that it's almost empty. That's crazy. I'm making pie crust tonight for some chocolate ganache hand pies tomorrow. Gonna be a whole excitement. And the end of the flour
Okay so setting up a little system was easier than I thought. I've already got some printable sheets that have most of what I need. The rest, I'll work out as I go.
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Okay so setting up a little system was easier than I thought. I've already got some printable sheets that have most of what I need. The rest, I'll work out as I go.
Just set up my planner and came to realize how and why planners have been so ineffective for me. I came upon a system that seems pretty neat and I've been adapting it. I think my planner needs to be just a calendar with notes and actual planning needs to happen with a system of my own making.
January 30, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Just set up my planner and came to realize how and why planners have been so ineffective for me. I came upon a system that seems pretty neat and I've been adapting it. I think my planner needs to be just a calendar with notes and actual planning needs to happen with a system of my own making.
Started taking supplements for adhd. If I can't get medication right now, I can take control however I can. Am currently setting up my Happy Planner while my stepson decorates the inside of my desk version. Gonna try this Kaizen system because it seems low-pressure and I enjoy that.
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Started taking supplements for adhd. If I can't get medication right now, I can take control however I can. Am currently setting up my Happy Planner while my stepson decorates the inside of my desk version. Gonna try this Kaizen system because it seems low-pressure and I enjoy that.
Second person. I've read a few and I think it's weird but I'm fascinated and compelled by weird stuff. #writingQ #booksky #writesky
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I got some "cognitive gummies" at the POT STORE and I wasn't expecting much, if anything, though the tender was enthusiastic about them. Actually, they work. I mean they're not saving the whole day or anything, but there's a certain clarity there that I don't often experience. That's very pleasant.
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I got some "cognitive gummies" at the POT STORE and I wasn't expecting much, if anything, though the tender was enthusiastic about them. Actually, they work. I mean they're not saving the whole day or anything, but there's a certain clarity there that I don't often experience. That's very pleasant.
Wow, I'm so glad for Melia. It doesn't feel like a nice time, in a lot of ways, and it's amazing how a nice thing can be so uplifting in the face of so many not-nice things.
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Wow, I'm so glad for Melia. It doesn't feel like a nice time, in a lot of ways, and it's amazing how a nice thing can be so uplifting in the face of so many not-nice things.