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Lightly seared on the reality grill
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With blank stares, they feast upon their neighbour. They will learn, too late, that Busytown demands their blood. The wheel must turn.
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Stephen Miller DC gas station tour 2026
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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one day there will be a list
January 25, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Compliance Nuremberg, sponsored by Vanta
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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> This bowl-shaped basket of scrounged textiles and padding yawns with the promise of a humble, comfortable embrace followed by a laborious escape.
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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deathbed conversion to pdf
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Liquid crystal display Obama: now, ahh, let me be clear
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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they should make the nfl concussion helmets but for going on the internet
January 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
fascinating video - I missed a ton of details about this scandal, both technical and legal
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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im not joking when i said i keeled over in my kitchen sobbing over a burrito from watching this one
Imma just leave this here for the lols 😂
January 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Every January 6th, I ask myself the question I find myself returning to every year.

When Ashli Babbitt was bleeding out on the marble, was the last thought to lurch through her dying mind "wow, I can't believe I'm going to die in the White House"?
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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monday ⚠️
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Chotiner/Nardwuar: which one is the Wario
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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those who leave snow on their car roofs are without honor
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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(finding out that there is an exploit compromising the end-to-end encryption on my toilet) well that’s just great.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM