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Thorn
@coelliptic.bsky.social
haunted queerdo doing mad science. working on space stuff (not for that guy). into electronics, amateur radio, airplanes, and other nerd stuff. bad at german and icelandic; can apologize for my danish. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

she/they
los angeles
Pinned
My girlfriend rescues stranded seals. I put trash on the moon
I just witnessed someone fall out of a chair so slowly that even as it was happening I was like oh, this is fine
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
my therapist is amazing but i do have an issue with how quickly she ends the video chat
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
now more than ever. better make it a high dose
I have been saying for years we need to start putting low doses of Xanax in the water supply
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Just discovered fourteen FAA advisory circulars on airport pavement www.faa.gov/regulations_...
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I don't know if I'm getting more deranged the older I get or if I'm just getting better at noticing it
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 AM
imitating Ed Harris imitating Gene Kranz
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Please, I am begging you to stop making needy software. I am begging you. I can't take one more pop-up. Please find a way to juice your metrics without making it my problem.
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Can anyone tell me what this actually means
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
RETVRN
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
There were internet routing anomalies in the run-up to, and during, the U.S. bombing of Venezuela. There's no proof that these events are related, but it's suspicious. (Amateur radio feeling extremely relevant upon reading this.)
Radar #16: Week of 01/05/2026
The Low Orbit Security Radar is a weekly security newsletter from an offensive practitioner's perspective. One idea, curated news, and links worth your time. News: There Were BGP Anomalies During Th...
loworbitsecurity.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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claude code is fucking insane

i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I'm going to need everyone on this entire website to read this and really meditate on it before ever replying to anyone again
Displaced aggression - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Bad news: no one learned how to drive for Christmas
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I'm the world's weirdest looking horse
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I regret to report that a stupid bath/tea/candlelight/walk/bowl of soup has improved my condition considerably
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
hot bath and herbal tea followed by falling asleep for a normal amount of time will actually fix me
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Sorry for crashing out on main. It will happen again
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Did I only get four hours of sleep or is it unusually bad here today
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
man i have got to step away from the sympathetic nervous system activation device
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I gotta turn off a lot of these "posts a lot" or "changed profile" labels. That's none of my business. I do need to know which of you aren't sleeping though, so the "no break shorter than" labels stay
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
We're all doing a sick burnout around the sun rn
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

in 45 minutes the earth hits perihelion. This is the closest point it approaches the sun.

That means it will be going the fastest it goes in its orbit.

In honour of this, today is designated SPEED DAY.
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I have one of these instruments and it's bananas. It's called a hurdy-gurdy and it sounds like someone is strangling a bagpipe. It also has a built-in percussion instrument called a barking dog. The careful reader will note that I did not say I've succeeded in actually playing it
48. evil wizard weed
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM