Thorn
@coelliptic.bsky.social
haunted queerdo doing mad science. working on space stuff (not for that guy). into electronics, amateur radio, airplanes, and other nerd stuff. bad at german and icelandic; can apologize for my danish. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Thorn
@coelliptic.bsky.social
· Mar 14
My girlfriend rescues stranded seals. I put trash on the moon
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I've had "it's no wonder everything sucks shit" on a marquee in my head for two days straight
I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I've had "it's no wonder everything sucks shit" on a marquee in my head for two days straight
was wondering why the posts were stressing me out so bad and then i noticed i was on for you
February 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
was wondering why the posts were stressing me out so bad and then i noticed i was on for you
I'm libbing out the exact right amount
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I'm libbing out the exact right amount
Five classes I took in college:
1. What "Performative" Actually Means
2. Get Mad Every Time You Look At A Map
3. Computer I Guess
4. How To Say "The" In German (two semesters)
5. Drugs
1. What "Performative" Actually Means
2. Get Mad Every Time You Look At A Map
3. Computer I Guess
4. How To Say "The" In German (two semesters)
5. Drugs
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Five classes I took in college:
1. What "Performative" Actually Means
2. Get Mad Every Time You Look At A Map
3. Computer I Guess
4. How To Say "The" In German (two semesters)
5. Drugs
1. What "Performative" Actually Means
2. Get Mad Every Time You Look At A Map
3. Computer I Guess
4. How To Say "The" In German (two semesters)
5. Drugs
wires and cables and cords, oh my
January 31, 2026 at 8:16 PM
wires and cables and cords, oh my
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Gonna boost this because the first one got zero answers and I’d love some feedback before I consider expending all this energy on a new platform 🫣
Artist friends, have any of you put your stuff up on Fourth Wall?
Considering putting my RedBubble catalogue on there, but before I go to all that effort I'd love to hear if anyone has any experiences to share!
So far it seems like they have higher quality/more stylish merch for better prices?
Considering putting my RedBubble catalogue on there, but before I go to all that effort I'd love to hear if anyone has any experiences to share!
So far it seems like they have higher quality/more stylish merch for better prices?
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Gonna boost this because the first one got zero answers and I’d love some feedback before I consider expending all this energy on a new platform 🫣
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dudical miles. is that anything
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
dudical miles. is that anything
hey, uh, i think i've misunderstood because what i'm hearing you say is that a cabal of pedophiles has been running the country while presenting a carefully practiced character to the rest of us for decades
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 AM
hey, uh, i think i've misunderstood because what i'm hearing you say is that a cabal of pedophiles has been running the country while presenting a carefully practiced character to the rest of us for decades
just read the words "the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you" and that's a direct hit
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
just read the words "the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you" and that's a direct hit
I made some replies about this yesterday and I really regret it. I have no idea what actually happened and absolutely no business involving myself. I keep getting myself so wound up and then I just start TYPING and I have got to stop that
So my take on the whole Stancil group chat thing is I'm not in those chats and I don't know what happened, and unless you were and do, getting really fired up about it in one way or another seems foolish.
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I made some replies about this yesterday and I really regret it. I have no idea what actually happened and absolutely no business involving myself. I keep getting myself so wound up and then I just start TYPING and I have got to stop that
20 minutes of work took me 3 hours
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 AM
20 minutes of work took me 3 hours
could something different happen maybe
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 AM
could something different happen maybe
oops, I hate it here now
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
oops, I hate it here now
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A wonderful AuDHD therapist l trust is starting a virtual Autism support group!!
Starting March 5, 8 weekly sessions from 10am-11:30, $60/session. (CA residents only; self diagnosed welcome!)
She said i could share this here, and these are hard to find, so please spread it around!
Starting March 5, 8 weekly sessions from 10am-11:30, $60/session. (CA residents only; self diagnosed welcome!)
She said i could share this here, and these are hard to find, so please spread it around!
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
A wonderful AuDHD therapist l trust is starting a virtual Autism support group!!
Starting March 5, 8 weekly sessions from 10am-11:30, $60/session. (CA residents only; self diagnosed welcome!)
She said i could share this here, and these are hard to find, so please spread it around!
Starting March 5, 8 weekly sessions from 10am-11:30, $60/session. (CA residents only; self diagnosed welcome!)
She said i could share this here, and these are hard to find, so please spread it around!
I once got a notice from the State Dept warning me as an American traveler overseas that a protest was going to take place at a US embassy. I thanked them for the invitation
conservative state candidate's text alerts me to a bill to curb emissions and extend public transit, framed as a bad thing. lol thanks for the update jackass, now i feel even better about MA
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I once got a notice from the State Dept warning me as an American traveler overseas that a protest was going to take place at a US embassy. I thanked them for the invitation
*stares at rickety amalgamation of coping skills extracted from junkyards and held together by pop rivets and unidentifiable stickiness*
love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
January 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM
*stares at rickety amalgamation of coping skills extracted from junkyards and held together by pop rivets and unidentifiable stickiness*
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This sentence only gets more amazing as it goes on and I find myself somehow jealous?
Remembering the board member at the guide dog school who was a big deal at some kind of General Mills skunkworks food lab and who was always bringing us black budget treats and, once, a small fleet of late model Mac Minis that never stopped smelling like garlic bread
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
This sentence only gets more amazing as it goes on and I find myself somehow jealous?
I regret to report that LLMs are exceptionally good at helping to write managery things. Not going to think too deeply about what this means
January 29, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I regret to report that LLMs are exceptionally good at helping to write managery things. Not going to think too deeply about what this means
ordering a pizza at 10am
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 PM
ordering a pizza at 10am
Spent most of my evening scrolling and watching videos after promising myself I'd moderate and now my nervous system is shredded
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Spent most of my evening scrolling and watching videos after promising myself I'd moderate and now my nervous system is shredded
My discipline isn't even a discipline, it's three applied sciences in a trenchcoat playing video games with consequences
I love that we're doing "which discipline is the best at knowing things" as tonight's discourse and every actual practitioner is saying "my discipline doesn't know SHIT and that's the way we like it."
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My discipline isn't even a discipline, it's three applied sciences in a trenchcoat playing video games with consequences
this behavior is how i know i'm genderfluid*
*is there a different word for this that doesn't involve "fluid"
*is there a different word for this that doesn't involve "fluid"
Dads also love driving through town and Remembering Some Businesses. “That used to be a Dennys. And that used to be a drive thru liquor store.”
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
this behavior is how i know i'm genderfluid*
*is there a different word for this that doesn't involve "fluid"
*is there a different word for this that doesn't involve "fluid"