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I am nearly 40 years old and you just would not believe how often I have to go to the hardware store. Poet and small-time mushroom farmer/homesteader. She/her 🇵🇸
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸
@poemsandfungus.bsky.social
· Aug 27
APPRAISER: "Now we see a lot of historic journals on Antiques Roadshow, and yes - we do actually see quite a few that are, well, spicy. But two things make this one special - the provenance, and the spiritual activity."
DR CRUSHER: "Yes, this was my grandmother's. A ghost fucks you if you read it."
DR CRUSHER: "Yes, this was my grandmother's. A ghost fucks you if you read it."
I anticipate this will be me after I train with my jump rope for approximately three days, and I will be demanding a refund if not:
a man in a blue shirt and black pants is skating on ice
Alt: Hanyu's beautiful triple axel.
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I anticipate this will be me after I train with my jump rope for approximately three days, and I will be demanding a refund if not:
I'm probably going to post nothing but "JUMPING!!!!" for the next few weeks.
I got a jump rope! This may sound like a minor thing, but I assure you I can make it major to me.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm probably going to post nothing but "JUMPING!!!!" for the next few weeks.
I got a jump rope! This may sound like a minor thing, but I assure you I can make it major to me.
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I got a jump rope! This may sound like a minor thing, but I assure you I can make it major to me.
Just now catching up with the NHK free dance and skates because I've been so busy and the big thing I have to say is: y'all are haters, that Scottish routine Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson did was cute as hell, kiss my ass.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just now catching up with the NHK free dance and skates because I've been so busy and the big thing I have to say is: y'all are haters, that Scottish routine Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson did was cute as hell, kiss my ass.
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"Dick Cheney was antifa" I announce to a room full of MSNBC libs, who all nod and mumble affirmatively. Aaron Sorkin taps something into his Notes app
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"Dick Cheney was antifa" I announce to a room full of MSNBC libs, who all nod and mumble affirmatively. Aaron Sorkin taps something into his Notes app
Man, why are we always having weirdly intense petty discourses about personal taste on here. I don't care which seasons you like or if you prefer to be cold or warm. Why are we yelling at each other when we could be yelling at the lady who said Dick Cheney was antifa.
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Man, why are we always having weirdly intense petty discourses about personal taste on here. I don't care which seasons you like or if you prefer to be cold or warm. Why are we yelling at each other when we could be yelling at the lady who said Dick Cheney was antifa.
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crazy thing about memes like this is i now have to stop and think for a second if it’s ai
since you know, not a single fucking ai image with text is in a recognizable language
they’re killing our bepis, they’re murdering our <-sbubby->, they’re stealing valor from our i like the it
since you know, not a single fucking ai image with text is in a recognizable language
they’re killing our bepis, they’re murdering our <-sbubby->, they’re stealing valor from our i like the it
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
crazy thing about memes like this is i now have to stop and think for a second if it’s ai
since you know, not a single fucking ai image with text is in a recognizable language
they’re killing our bepis, they’re murdering our <-sbubby->, they’re stealing valor from our i like the it
since you know, not a single fucking ai image with text is in a recognizable language
they’re killing our bepis, they’re murdering our <-sbubby->, they’re stealing valor from our i like the it
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Looks like their plan to boost productivity by ushering everyone back to the office in an ongoing pandemic didn't play out as expected
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Looks like their plan to boost productivity by ushering everyone back to the office in an ongoing pandemic didn't play out as expected
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
On the one hand, Kaori Sakamoto was so incredibly good in NHK that I was like "come on, you've got years left." On the other, I would never seek to deny anyone the utter pleasure of quitting a job, even one you love.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
On the one hand, Kaori Sakamoto was so incredibly good in NHK that I was like "come on, you've got years left." On the other, I would never seek to deny anyone the utter pleasure of quitting a job, even one you love.
I'm having a lot more extreme feelings than I anticipated about Kaori Sakamoto retiring.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm having a lot more extreme feelings than I anticipated about Kaori Sakamoto retiring.
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Hello everyone, this is the onion, 6 days after planting. It has produced leaves and will grow quickly. Follow along with me through the stages of onion growth on the small farm in the Muwasi camp. / Your brother, Muhammad Ahmad. Please share and donate if you can.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Hello everyone, this is the onion, 6 days after planting. It has produced leaves and will grow quickly. Follow along with me through the stages of onion growth on the small farm in the Muwasi camp. / Your brother, Muhammad Ahmad. Please share and donate if you can.
Look, I hate this song but this skate made me cry. What a way to announce a retirement.
youtu.be/MOOvS2juUZI?...
youtu.be/MOOvS2juUZI?...
Kaori Sakamoto's brilliant short program delivers commanding lead at NHK Trophy | NBC Sports
YouTube video by NBC Sports
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Look, I hate this song but this skate made me cry. What a way to announce a retirement.
youtu.be/MOOvS2juUZI?...
youtu.be/MOOvS2juUZI?...
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30 plus fucking years of life and I can’t get away from hearing about bill clintons dick
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
30 plus fucking years of life and I can’t get away from hearing about bill clintons dick
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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My friends, radishes grow so fast! I hope our lives all proceed smoothly and joyfully like the growth of radishes. Please share and donate. I am in a refugee camp and have become destitute; I own nothing.
Hello everyone, I didn't post yesterday because of a bad internet connection. The radishes are growing well, please share and donate. I'm not feeling well.
bit.ly/help-mohamed
bit.ly/help-mohamed
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My friends, radishes grow so fast! I hope our lives all proceed smoothly and joyfully like the growth of radishes. Please share and donate. I am in a refugee camp and have become destitute; I own nothing.
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plz stop forcing 2FA on my student loan repayment account. let the hackers in. let em go hog wild
July 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
plz stop forcing 2FA on my student loan repayment account. let the hackers in. let em go hog wild
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I have found the best pigeon.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have found the best pigeon.
An entire thread of "what's a stupid and bad song you like?" and only I had the courage to admit to a landfill indie song.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
An entire thread of "what's a stupid and bad song you like?" and only I had the courage to admit to a landfill indie song.
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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It's weird enough encountering people on social media who get into fights constantly and can't calm down, but it's at least understandable when someone's unemployed or committing time theft. But when it's someone who's rich and could do anything else with their time, it's so weird.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's weird enough encountering people on social media who get into fights constantly and can't calm down, but it's at least understandable when someone's unemployed or committing time theft. But when it's someone who's rich and could do anything else with their time, it's so weird.
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People like shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Undercover Boss bc we're starving for someone to come to work and chew our bosses out which is why I'm pitching Undercover OSHA and Undercover NLRB to HBO, who might give me enough of a budget to actually fund those departments of government properly
June 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People like shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Undercover Boss bc we're starving for someone to come to work and chew our bosses out which is why I'm pitching Undercover OSHA and Undercover NLRB to HBO, who might give me enough of a budget to actually fund those departments of government properly
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somebody made a web playable version of a game boy style port of this
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
somebody made a web playable version of a game boy style port of this