Citrus medicka
@bigwheel.bsky.social
they/them. i like biology, linux, drugs, cooking, agriculture, and utility knives/machetes. i regularly grow broccoli, hot chilis, turmeric, ginger, and citrus, and i irregularly grow many other foods. crypto-tradgoth tradwife. pescatarian for 0.1 years
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Citrus medicka
@bigwheel.bsky.social
· Jan 1
i'm going to go ahead and remind you all that the real beginning of the new year is when the sun enters the first degree of the sign of aries when observed from a topocentric perspective
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Amidst all the terrible things, there are still wonderful things happening. This is incredibly good news.
A major victory for Gullah Geechee residents on Georgia’s Sapelo Island. More than 1,500 residents overwhelmingly voted to repeal an ordinance that Black residents say would lead to higher property taxes, gentrification, and their displacement.
capitalbnews.org/sapelo-islan...
capitalbnews.org/sapelo-islan...
Sapelo Island’s Gullah Geechee Community Fights Back and Wins
A vote ends a yearslong legal fight over development of the land on Georgia’s coast.
capitalbnews.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Amidst all the terrible things, there are still wonderful things happening. This is incredibly good news.
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This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together
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Has anybody done "liking big naturals is eugenics" on here
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Has anybody done "liking big naturals is eugenics" on here
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Want to help Minnesotans currently under siege? Friends on the ground say this food bank is delivering to folks who are having to stay inside to avoid ICE harassment. www.2harvest.org
Second Harvest Heartland | Local Minnesota, Wisconsin food bank | 2harvest.org
There is more than enough food for everyone. As one of the nation’s largest hunger relief agencies, it’s our job to make sure healthy, nutritious food gets to the households who need it. Every day, we...
www.2harvest.org
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Want to help Minnesotans currently under siege? Friends on the ground say this food bank is delivering to folks who are having to stay inside to avoid ICE harassment. www.2harvest.org
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Hey, if you live in Columbus, OH get in touch with me this June. I will have so many perfect strawberries to eat sensually
Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit https://theonion.com/health-experts-warn-americans-not-sensually-eating-enough-fruit/
January 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Hey, if you live in Columbus, OH get in touch with me this June. I will have so many perfect strawberries to eat sensually
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to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
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"but can't they tell youre a hamburglar based on how you're dressed?"
of course they can! however they're severely tired from overwork and hallucinations induced by the fry oil is fairly common
of course they can! however they're severely tired from overwork and hallucinations induced by the fry oil is fairly common
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"but can't they tell youre a hamburglar based on how you're dressed?"
of course they can! however they're severely tired from overwork and hallucinations induced by the fry oil is fairly common
of course they can! however they're severely tired from overwork and hallucinations induced by the fry oil is fairly common
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
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I’m hearing from sources he shit and pissed himself then changed his clothes and he shit and pissed himself again and then he did it a third time to prove a point so they had to turn the plane around and then he unfortunately he passed away, RIP Mr. President.
Is this real? I don’t know how to look up Air Force One on flightradar
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I’m hearing from sources he shit and pissed himself then changed his clothes and he shit and pissed himself again and then he did it a third time to prove a point so they had to turn the plane around and then he unfortunately he passed away, RIP Mr. President.
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WE WON
RESKEET
RESKEET
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 AM
WE WON
RESKEET
RESKEET
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they gotta be trolling me
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
they gotta be trolling me
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you can do this for whatever you want btw. you just have to hate whatever tech you use enough to spite-write the new format
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
you can do this for whatever you want btw. you just have to hate whatever tech you use enough to spite-write the new format
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It's time Pastor Andy Naselli of Christ the King Church, in Stillwater, MN, was subjected to a compulsory hard drive check
I really don't like having to write pieces about people I personally know. But Andy Naselli's prayer for ICE to break the teeth of the wicked in Minneapolis was simply too awful to ignore. So here's my latest piece.
baptistnews.com/article/calv...
baptistnews.com/article/calv...
Calvinist pastor prays for God to smite the people of Minneapolis – Baptist News Global
A professor at Bethlehem Seminary prayed on Sunday for God to protect ICE from the violent people of Minneapolis.
baptistnews.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 AM
It's time Pastor Andy Naselli of Christ the King Church, in Stillwater, MN, was subjected to a compulsory hard drive check
many such cases
Pro-ICE, anti-abortion, anti-trans? I'm not even sorry, that's just an obvious slam dunk for 'nonce'
January 21, 2026 at 3:19 AM
many such cases
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
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Well this post will age extremely poorly 😌
The next US government should immediately introduce strict gun control.
When the 2nd amendment mob start screaming that they need their guns to protect themselves from a rogue government. They can literally tell them to sit the fuck down as the events happening now prove they’re just pussies.
When the 2nd amendment mob start screaming that they need their guns to protect themselves from a rogue government. They can literally tell them to sit the fuck down as the events happening now prove they’re just pussies.
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Well this post will age extremely poorly 😌
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I'm flush with negativity today, and have lots of time on my hands! For the next hour, for every 10 "likes" on this post, I'll share a curmudgeonly food-related hot take!
January 20, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'm flush with negativity today, and have lots of time on my hands! For the next hour, for every 10 "likes" on this post, I'll share a curmudgeonly food-related hot take!
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what if soundgarden was called shitgarden and they were bad at music. would you still listen? to there music
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 PM
what if soundgarden was called shitgarden and they were bad at music. would you still listen? to there music
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The ideal number of likes is still 2–34
Couldn't care less if Thread has a billion users and Blue Sky has 1000. I just need a steam vent where I can release whatever dumb jokes and observations enter my brain without contributing to the financial success of Musk or Zuck. Give me 2-34 likes on every one of these and I'm good.
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The ideal number of likes is still 2–34
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One time I posted on Twitter "enough threads about which classic books you hate, which ones do you like?" and I don't think any one post of mine has ever received more rabid, bloodthirsty harassment, and I once had a tweet cited in a lawsuit by Zionists trying to get someone fired.
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
One time I posted on Twitter "enough threads about which classic books you hate, which ones do you like?" and I don't think any one post of mine has ever received more rabid, bloodthirsty harassment, and I once had a tweet cited in a lawsuit by Zionists trying to get someone fired.