Citrus medicka
@bigwheel.bsky.social
they/them. i like biology, linux, drugs, cooking, agriculture, and utility knives/machetes. i regularly grow broccoli, hot chilis, turmeric, ginger, and citrus, and i irregularly grow many other foods. crypto-tradgoth tradwife. vegetarian for 29 years
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Citrus medicka
@bigwheel.bsky.social
· Jan 1
i'm going to go ahead and remind you all that the real beginning of the new year is when the sun enters the first degree of the sign of aries when observed from a topocentric perspective
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Dry Cleaning's new-to-me "New Long Leg" is one of the most surprising albums I've heard in ages. What an absolute delight.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Dry Cleaning's new-to-me "New Long Leg" is one of the most surprising albums I've heard in ages. What an absolute delight.
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the majority of AI ads are nothing but condescension, they're all suffused with the idea that either you're too dumb to handle your own problems without the computer, or that the people in your life are too insignificant for you to think about and should be delegated to the computer
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
the majority of AI ads are nothing but condescension, they're all suffused with the idea that either you're too dumb to handle your own problems without the computer, or that the people in your life are too insignificant for you to think about and should be delegated to the computer
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All things considered I think we got a pretty good deal, X and ChatGPT for Downdetector is a bargain.
A massive Cloudflare outage is affecting X, ChatGPT, and even Downdetector
A massive Cloudflare outage is affecting X, ChatGPT, and even Downdetector
What isn’t offline right now?
buff.ly
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
All things considered I think we got a pretty good deal, X and ChatGPT for Downdetector is a bargain.
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the Food Lion website has fallen
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
the Food Lion website has fallen
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receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
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I’ve heard a lot of people, very intelligent people, say Megyn Kelly should go into the wood chipper feet first. I would never say that. Violence is bad. We should be peaceful. But a lot of people are coming to me, tears in their eyes, telling me sir, we should do the wood chipper thing.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’ve heard a lot of people, very intelligent people, say Megyn Kelly should go into the wood chipper feet first. I would never say that. Violence is bad. We should be peaceful. But a lot of people are coming to me, tears in their eyes, telling me sir, we should do the wood chipper thing.
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Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
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turn cloudflare back off
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
turn cloudflare back off
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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Its fucked up that i have to get out of bed and go to work
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Its fucked up that i have to get out of bed and go to work
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Good morning! 🐊
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Good morning! 🐊
lol get fucked cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
lol get fucked cloudflare
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skills I am learning at 38 years old. I've been meal prepping burritos for lunches for a couple of weeks and I'm improving but progress is embarrassingly slow.
i always forget how many people find it genuinely difficult to roll a burrito in such a manner that it is fully enclosed. you've gotta hone that skill before i'll ever let you try and make yourself a chimichanga in my fryer, homes
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
skills I am learning at 38 years old. I've been meal prepping burritos for lunches for a couple of weeks and I'm improving but progress is embarrassingly slow.
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you're far from the worst i've ever seen at that task. but your rolls still don't meet my standards, as a chimichanga must necessarily be a hermetic vessel
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
you're far from the worst i've ever seen at that task. but your rolls still don't meet my standards, as a chimichanga must necessarily be a hermetic vessel
truth hurts
you're far from the worst i've ever seen at that task. but your rolls still don't meet my standards, as a chimichanga must necessarily be a hermetic vessel
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
truth hurts
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Just @ me next time
i always forget how many people find it genuinely difficult to roll a burrito in such a manner that it is fully enclosed. you've gotta hone that skill before i'll ever let you try and make yourself a chimichanga in my fryer, homes
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Just @ me next time
i always forget how many people find it genuinely difficult to roll a burrito in such a manner that it is fully enclosed. you've gotta hone that skill before i'll ever let you try and make yourself a chimichanga in my fryer, homes
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i always forget how many people find it genuinely difficult to roll a burrito in such a manner that it is fully enclosed. you've gotta hone that skill before i'll ever let you try and make yourself a chimichanga in my fryer, homes
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oh and also i made this excellent purchase
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
oh and also i made this excellent purchase
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RIP @burgerbecky.bsky.social Rebecca Heineman and thanks for all the wonderful games 😢
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
RIP @burgerbecky.bsky.social Rebecca Heineman and thanks for all the wonderful games 😢
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Have you brought me five units of scrib jelly for cure poison and cure blight potions? Or have you come to report your failure?
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Have you brought me five units of scrib jelly for cure poison and cure blight potions? Or have you come to report your failure?
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As an adult, I will not drink a blue cocktail.
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
As an adult, I will not drink a blue cocktail.
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Olivia Nuzzi's My Immortal
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Olivia Nuzzi's My Immortal
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A little confused that this movie isn’t explicitly flattering the character I want to identify with?
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
A little confused that this movie isn’t explicitly flattering the character I want to identify with?