I went to the parts room one day and a coworker was talking with the parts man. Nat said, "Are you talking about the bushing?
Huck said, "No, man, I'm talking about the shaft."
I said, "u talkin about the sly black detective that's a hit with all the ladies?"
Nat: Damn straight!
Huck: shut yo mouth
Huck said, "No, man, I'm talking about the shaft."
I said, "u talkin about the sly black detective that's a hit with all the ladies?"
Nat: Damn straight!
Huck: shut yo mouth
February 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I went to the parts room one day and a coworker was talking with the parts man. Nat said, "Are you talking about the bushing?
Huck said, "No, man, I'm talking about the shaft."
I said, "u talkin about the sly black detective that's a hit with all the ladies?"
Nat: Damn straight!
Huck: shut yo mouth
Huck said, "No, man, I'm talking about the shaft."
I said, "u talkin about the sly black detective that's a hit with all the ladies?"
Nat: Damn straight!
Huck: shut yo mouth
I used to go, "Would you look at that? It's Monday again"
February 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I used to go, "Would you look at that? It's Monday again"
Woncha fryyyyyyyyy
Fleeeeeea bird
Yeagghh?!
Fleeeeeea bird
Yeagghh?!
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Woncha fryyyyyyyyy
Fleeeeeea bird
Yeagghh?!
Fleeeeeea bird
Yeagghh?!
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I also make pastry
suddenly everyone on bluesky is a cabinet builder, jesus christ
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I also make pastry
When you say "roger" on the radio, it equates to the affirmative scream roger daltry does in "Won't Get Fooled Again"if ya didn't know
February 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
When you say "roger" on the radio, it equates to the affirmative scream roger daltry does in "Won't Get Fooled Again"if ya didn't know
All the wat Burma for a shave? Id have to shave 4 times between there and back
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
All the wat Burma for a shave? Id have to shave 4 times between there and back
The Counting of Monty's Criscos.
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The Counting of Monty's Criscos.
The flightdeck of the uss kittyhawk was inspired by the top of actor peter boyle's head
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The flightdeck of the uss kittyhawk was inspired by the top of actor peter boyle's head
Ernest and Crazy Joe Gallo
February 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Ernest and Crazy Joe Gallo
The unbiblical chord
February 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The unbiblical chord
Mighty Morphine PowerRangers
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Mighty Morphine PowerRangers
The abdominal snowma'am
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The abdominal snowma'am
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@slime.bsky.social is it true your favorite director is peckinpaw?
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
@slime.bsky.social is it true your favorite director is peckinpaw?
Worst winter for dry, cracked hamds. Ate a piece of fruit yesterday, to see if skin'll grow back over the skeleton parts
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Worst winter for dry, cracked hamds. Ate a piece of fruit yesterday, to see if skin'll grow back over the skeleton parts
Oats are made for horses
Not for man
Doc said it'd kill me
But he don't know when
Hey, hey buddy
Let the oatmeal be🎵
Not for man
Doc said it'd kill me
But he don't know when
Hey, hey buddy
Let the oatmeal be🎵
February 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Oats are made for horses
Not for man
Doc said it'd kill me
But he don't know when
Hey, hey buddy
Let the oatmeal be🎵
Not for man
Doc said it'd kill me
But he don't know when
Hey, hey buddy
Let the oatmeal be🎵
They call it mogul skiing because under each hump is the bloated carcass of a studio head
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
They call it mogul skiing because under each hump is the bloated carcass of a studio head
Downhill mogul skiing with a loaded twelve gauge off safe
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Downhill mogul skiing with a loaded twelve gauge off safe