Edward
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A god damned delight and don’t you forget it. Libs: proceed with caution.
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If knowledge is power, then why is it that the more I learn the more I feel crushed by the darkness of what I found out?
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
If knowledge is power, then why is it that the more I learn the more I feel crushed by the darkness of what I found out?
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we’re one scorned white man away from calling therapy “woke”
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
we’re one scorned white man away from calling therapy “woke”
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What keeps me up at night is wondering if a cartoon earthworm wore a little top hat and needed to take off his hat out of respect, would he use a folded part of his middle section or his tail to grab the brim
I don’t have many problems in my life
I don’t have many problems in my life
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 AM
What keeps me up at night is wondering if a cartoon earthworm wore a little top hat and needed to take off his hat out of respect, would he use a folded part of his middle section or his tail to grab the brim
I don’t have many problems in my life
I don’t have many problems in my life
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i keep that thang on me
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 AM
i keep that thang on me
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Hey @faultyfrannie.bsky.social our not large adult son gifted me a brisket so we’re doing chile Colorado
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Hey @faultyfrannie.bsky.social our not large adult son gifted me a brisket so we’re doing chile Colorado
Guys it’s cold so I’m whipping up chicken ramen, sound on 💪🍽️🍜
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Guys it’s cold so I’m whipping up chicken ramen, sound on 💪🍽️🍜
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Some dumb chud posted a picture of his first class boarding pass saying he can afford it “thanks to Trump” and someone used the booking info to cancel his flight 😆
He Posted His First Class Boarding Pass To Brag About Trump — So Someone Canceled His Booking - View from the Wing
A man bragged online that he was flying first class “because of Trump” and posted a photo of his boarding pass—complete with the details anyone needs to pull up a trip in many airline “Manage My Booki...
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January 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Some dumb chud posted a picture of his first class boarding pass saying he can afford it “thanks to Trump” and someone used the booking info to cancel his flight 😆
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Happy January 6th to those who celebrate, please join me in solemnly remembering this patriot who bravely tasered his own genitals until smoke came out his ears like a looney tunes episode. 🫡
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Image of lightning
Summon ball lightning
Trample
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January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Happy January 6th to those who celebrate, please join me in solemnly remembering this patriot who bravely tasered his own genitals until smoke came out his ears like a looney tunes episode. 🫡
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I would be so fuckin petty if i were pope. I would excom all these fucking freaks.
January 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I would be so fuckin petty if i were pope. I would excom all these fucking freaks.
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Your hair is winter fire
January embers
Show me that butthole
January embers
Show me that butthole
"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Your hair is winter fire
January embers
Show me that butthole
January embers
Show me that butthole
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January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Me at the cookout after my wife said I’ve had plenty to eat already:
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Me at the cookout after my wife said I’ve had plenty to eat already:
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Reality shows based around food are boring.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Reality shows based around food are boring.
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don't chew cough drops challenge
difficulty level: impossible
difficulty level: impossible
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
don't chew cough drops challenge
difficulty level: impossible
difficulty level: impossible
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We are the sons of the uncs you couldn’t chop
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
We are the sons of the uncs you couldn’t chop
Restored Griddle passed the fried egg test
That’s my sourdough with a little chicken sausage patty
Good morning 🍜🍽️
That’s my sourdough with a little chicken sausage patty
Good morning 🍜🍽️
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Restored Griddle passed the fried egg test
That’s my sourdough with a little chicken sausage patty
Good morning 🍜🍽️
That’s my sourdough with a little chicken sausage patty
Good morning 🍜🍽️
Don’t forget the Soggy Bottom Boys
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Don’t forget the Soggy Bottom Boys
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wendy’s? when deez nuts are dragging across ur baked potato, they’re biggie sized
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
wendy’s? when deez nuts are dragging across ur baked potato, they’re biggie sized
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@edwardodell.bsky.social remind me to post pics when i make galette des rois tomorrow
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 AM
@edwardodell.bsky.social remind me to post pics when i make galette des rois tomorrow
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It is amazing that global financial and political powers have decided that these people are building something worth trillions of dollars
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It is amazing that global financial and political powers have decided that these people are building something worth trillions of dollars