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getting that last turd out of my ears, hope this is a good one
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
out: dad rock
in: unc jams
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Uncs before dunks
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Thanks to some guy on insta reels I am now acquainted with this very enjoyable album - smooth and atmospheric lounge electronics. He even gets Bryan Ferry, who sounds one hundred years old, to sing a cut. Cool album
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
what hath @pattonoswalt.bsky.social wrought?
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Leave Britney uncloned!
February 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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I’m seriously reconsidering my anti-death penalty stance. These people need to be put down like sick animals.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I finished this book and it sucked. Author Caitlin Starling wrote a barely-researched fourteenth century-inspired setting and did fuckall with it. Also the dialogue is painfully bad when it is memorable at all. I’m mentioning Caitlin Starling specifically in case she name searches. It was shit.
I‘ve been more and more inclined to bail on any non-classic book if I‘m not feeling it... but I’m about 2/3 through and i’m starting to feel sunk costs telling me to stick it out.
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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send me a picture of your bf so i can draw him with big anime tiddies
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The most incredible thing Don Trump could do right now is announce that Flat Earth is real
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Because they’re haemorrhaging money and the dipshit VCs calling the shots have exactly one move?
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I don’t understand Gallup’s play in ending prez approval polling, nor do I believe it will last
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
schizogram going deep on Jeff Epstein they’re now claiming he cloned Britney Spears. Leave Britney alone!
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Earth, Wind & Fire is the best band of all time?
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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He’s electable if you vote for him
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
folks the reviews are in
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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me in any conversation about anything lately:
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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sponge bob
square pants is not a serious person!!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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AOC is too right wing and she won't respond to my DM request 😠
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
perhaps you’ve heard of the legend of the penis
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Cheeseburge
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January 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
this lady is Doing Politics The Right Way
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM