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OrbGazer
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· Jul 20
surprisingly large boobs
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A poster is never done posting
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A poster is never done posting
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
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me opening another beer: "hell yeah, another beer"
December 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
me opening another beer: "hell yeah, another beer"
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My favourite part of a banana is the piece of shit at the end
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My favourite part of a banana is the piece of shit at the end
me finally getting recognized for fucking up everyone’s lives constantly
December 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
me finally getting recognized for fucking up everyone’s lives constantly
*meeting her parents*
Congrats on the sex
Congrats on the sex
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*meeting her parents*
Congrats on the sex
Congrats on the sex
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ORGY PROMOTER: "May the 4th Be Inside You" was cancelled due to, ironically, a flooded basement, so some of our members have taken to wearing their costumes to other holiday events. It's harmless
YODA, NOSE DEEP IN SOME STRANGE: Giving Thanks for this pussy i am
YODA, NOSE DEEP IN SOME STRANGE: Giving Thanks for this pussy i am
November 28, 2024 at 6:03 PM
ORGY PROMOTER: "May the 4th Be Inside You" was cancelled due to, ironically, a flooded basement, so some of our members have taken to wearing their costumes to other holiday events. It's harmless
YODA, NOSE DEEP IN SOME STRANGE: Giving Thanks for this pussy i am
YODA, NOSE DEEP IN SOME STRANGE: Giving Thanks for this pussy i am
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This sparkling water about to make me act up
December 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This sparkling water about to make me act up
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As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have.
(6'1 btw)
(6'1 btw)
Share a great female villain!
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have.
(6'1 btw)
(6'1 btw)
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Nice entendre, player. And you’ve got two of them? Nice.
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nice entendre, player. And you’ve got two of them? Nice.
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Personally I think women are heroes
SHARE A GREAT FEMALE VILLAIN
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Personally I think women are heroes
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rip cyrano de bergerac, you would have loved sexting
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
rip cyrano de bergerac, you would have loved sexting
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I like when frodo says "call me JRR the way I'm "tolkien" this ring around" and everybody groans
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I like when frodo says "call me JRR the way I'm "tolkien" this ring around" and everybody groans
I wanted to read more books, specifically novels this year. Last year I read 4 books, zero novels.
This year, assuming I can complete Lord Jim, I’ll have read 22 print books (2 short story collections, 20 novels) and listened to 51 audiobooks (2 nonfiction, 1 short story collection, 48 novels)
This year, assuming I can complete Lord Jim, I’ll have read 22 print books (2 short story collections, 20 novels) and listened to 51 audiobooks (2 nonfiction, 1 short story collection, 48 novels)
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I wanted to read more books, specifically novels this year. Last year I read 4 books, zero novels.
This year, assuming I can complete Lord Jim, I’ll have read 22 print books (2 short story collections, 20 novels) and listened to 51 audiobooks (2 nonfiction, 1 short story collection, 48 novels)
This year, assuming I can complete Lord Jim, I’ll have read 22 print books (2 short story collections, 20 novels) and listened to 51 audiobooks (2 nonfiction, 1 short story collection, 48 novels)
Started Netflix‘s “The Beast in Me” Clare Danes is approaching Shatneresque levels of overacting but like Bill she’s the only one who can do what she does
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Started Netflix‘s “The Beast in Me” Clare Danes is approaching Shatneresque levels of overacting but like Bill she’s the only one who can do what she does
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we should be talking about Adrienne Barbeau instead
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
we should be talking about Adrienne Barbeau instead
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I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
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…for he was no longer a Saruboy, he was a Saruman
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
…for he was no longer a Saruboy, he was a Saruman
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Dwarf: cant believe I'm gonna get railed by an elf, between The Two Towers
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dwarf: cant believe I'm gonna get railed by an elf, between The Two Towers
VODKA
HOMOSEX
GRINDR
this was the year i was supposed to finally get healthy
HOMOSEX
GRINDR
this was the year i was supposed to finally get healthy
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
VODKA
HOMOSEX
GRINDR
this was the year i was supposed to finally get healthy
HOMOSEX
GRINDR
this was the year i was supposed to finally get healthy
Rewatched LOTR over the weekend - an underrated aspect is how someone says the title of every movie- including the title of the series
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rewatched LOTR over the weekend - an underrated aspect is how someone says the title of every movie- including the title of the series
This is what made me give up on ‘The Diplomat’
The scene where the British Prime Minister stands up to the US president is the most unrealistic part of this movie
Watching Love Actually for the first time and why do they bring up 9/11 in the first 3 minutes?
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is what made me give up on ‘The Diplomat’
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It's fucked up. A hamburger is a TYPE of sandwich. A sandwich made from hamburger meat. People just call them hamburgers. Just like pumpkin is a type of a pie. It would be like if everyone started calling pumpkin pies "pumpkins" and then people started calling apple pies "apple pumpkins." FUCKED.
I think it's fucked up when people call chicken sandwiches chicken burgers
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's fucked up. A hamburger is a TYPE of sandwich. A sandwich made from hamburger meat. People just call them hamburgers. Just like pumpkin is a type of a pie. It would be like if everyone started calling pumpkin pies "pumpkins" and then people started calling apple pies "apple pumpkins." FUCKED.
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Fun fact: statistically, if you live in the United States, one of these people is living on your very block right now.
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Fun fact: statistically, if you live in the United States, one of these people is living on your very block right now.