色情妹妹
banner
spraytrainer.bsky.social
色情妹妹
@spraytrainer.bsky.social
i was born to be on veterinary painkillers
Pinned
could a depressed person successfully get hired as a line cook and purchase a pistol from the dishwasher???
shoving ice cubes in my ass again
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Reposted by 色情妹妹
patriotism is fucking dead. now is the time of putting various household items up your ass to see what feels the best
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Reposted by 色情妹妹
me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
fucking your twin would b nice because then u can tell them you love them telepathically when theyre inside you
February 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
pees a really cute amount that you cant get mad at
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by 色情妹妹
u guys dont actually wish u were Chinese .like ur just saying that because it is transgressive and stupid
. i actually wish I was asian in my heart of hearts . to live in the mountains... to fragment my psyche and be reborn every day as a 7000 year old entity. 2 be kawaii
September 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ever since i started catching and butchering my own fish from the detroit river my pussy has grown 3x in size and my dreams are filled with swirling torrents of pitch black flame that lull me into a hedonistic spell whiplashed between the lascivious desires of the damned and prophetical clairvoyance
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 AM
they just airlifted a cheese burger out of new York city
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
2025 was the wettest year ever recorded by my pussy
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by 色情妹妹
cats are right to scratch us . to scream at us . to harm us . humans have wrought such violence on the world . it is a miracle they tolerate us . slumber next to us . exists as fragments of a half sibling from a splintered existence that could have made love to you if only you asked
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 AM
cats are right to scratch us . to scream at us . to harm us . humans have wrought such violence on the world . it is a miracle they tolerate us . slumber next to us . exists as fragments of a half sibling from a splintered existence that could have made love to you if only you asked
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 AM
[Titanic if they were American immigrants going to Europe] bite me like one of your cheeseburgers
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
[cuts open your stomach] *climbing over top of the newly carved orifice*

you: * screaming *

me: look man im just trying to lay my egg
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Reposted by 色情妹妹
a fat as fuck raichu sitting sitting on the couch absolutely burying ash and mistys anchor baby in lemon flavored vape smoke watching ai manipulated anthropomorphic alex jones reels where he chases vr girls around on all fours
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by 色情妹妹
if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by 色情妹妹
nancy pelosi was spotted kneeling at Dilbert's grave stone in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
watching underworld and smoking percocet with my tits out
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
not a lot of people know this but there is a central matriarch within each mcdonalds location that lovingly gives birth to each and every one of their delicious sandwiches
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
sometimes I just be going into the gay club and poisoning random twinks just to see if they survive or not
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
will Smith just slapped a fragmented simulacrum of himself at the collapse of emotional consciousness event
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM