human lemonade
@spraytrainer.bsky.social
i was born to be on dog painkillers
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human lemonade
@spraytrainer.bsky.social
· Aug 30
could a depressed person successfully get hired as a line cook and purchase a pistol from the dishwasher???
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a father and son spending quality time reading yuri slop on the Internet together and theyre both smoking cigarettes and drinking indoors while their mom cries alone in the kitchen
September 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
a father and son spending quality time reading yuri slop on the Internet together and theyre both smoking cigarettes and drinking indoors while their mom cries alone in the kitchen
me: [gently sobbing, past trembling lips] no I don't want do race science please,,, stop
my half mexican girlfriend, wearing bondage that reminds me of my mother: [cracks whip] what does my skull shape remind you of
my half mexican girlfriend, wearing bondage that reminds me of my mother: [cracks whip] what does my skull shape remind you of
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
me: [gently sobbing, past trembling lips] no I don't want do race science please,,, stop
my half mexican girlfriend, wearing bondage that reminds me of my mother: [cracks whip] what does my skull shape remind you of
my half mexican girlfriend, wearing bondage that reminds me of my mother: [cracks whip] what does my skull shape remind you of
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telling the 37 year old line cook at my job that his life is just beginning
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
telling the 37 year old line cook at my job that his life is just beginning
maintaining a .3 blood piss level at all times
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
maintaining a .3 blood piss level at all times
babe why would i fuck your pussy when i could download a gay hookup app and sleep with men
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
babe why would i fuck your pussy when i could download a gay hookup app and sleep with men
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the killing of a sacred coworker
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the killing of a sacred coworker
telling the 37 year old line cook at my job that his life is just beginning
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
telling the 37 year old line cook at my job that his life is just beginning
the killing of a sacred coworker
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the killing of a sacred coworker
come down to the trough and oink witta real one
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
come down to the trough and oink witta real one
me and my boys were straight up jerking each other off back then . me and my boys were honestly falling asleep in each other's beds back in the day
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
me and my boys were straight up jerking each other off back then . me and my boys were honestly falling asleep in each other's beds back in the day
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took a hit of weed and have been staring at this for what feels like 10000 years
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
took a hit of weed and have been staring at this for what feels like 10000 years
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a fat as fuck raichu sitting on the couch next to ash ketchums mostly catatonic grandmother blowing cherry flavored weed vape juice in her face while watching american ninja warrior at 4am
September 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
a fat as fuck raichu sitting on the couch next to ash ketchums mostly catatonic grandmother blowing cherry flavored weed vape juice in her face while watching american ninja warrior at 4am
why do we crash out ? master wayne?
So we can learn to turn our swag on again
So we can learn to turn our swag on again
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
why do we crash out ? master wayne?
So we can learn to turn our swag on again
So we can learn to turn our swag on again
fuckinnn . thi,s inna blunt
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
fuckinnn . thi,s inna blunt
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biting the hand that milks you
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
biting the hand that milks you
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f-f-follower-chan???? do u still love me.....
October 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
f-f-follower-chan???? do u still love me.....
took a hit of weed and have been staring at this for what feels like 10000 years
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
took a hit of weed and have been staring at this for what feels like 10000 years
not to brag but I think i really have a solid career path as a fluffer i really think i could change the game
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
not to brag but I think i really have a solid career path as a fluffer i really think i could change the game
the suicide vest stays on during sex
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the suicide vest stays on during sex
im gay in ways that would have scientists ripping their glasses off their face in horror to mutter "my God" under their breath
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
im gay in ways that would have scientists ripping their glasses off their face in horror to mutter "my God" under their breath
me: she say do u luh me i tell her only partly I only love my plushies and nuggets I'm sorry
psychiatrist, depressing a button on the controller that shocks my prostate and makes me collapse in orgasm: (emotionless) again
psychiatrist, depressing a button on the controller that shocks my prostate and makes me collapse in orgasm: (emotionless) again
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
me: she say do u luh me i tell her only partly I only love my plushies and nuggets I'm sorry
psychiatrist, depressing a button on the controller that shocks my prostate and makes me collapse in orgasm: (emotionless) again
psychiatrist, depressing a button on the controller that shocks my prostate and makes me collapse in orgasm: (emotionless) again
kisses your paw I fuck with you twin
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
kisses your paw I fuck with you twin
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