Semen Retention Grove
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Semen Retention Grove
The crossed out text is "BOROWITZ"
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The crossed out text is "BOROWITZ"
When people talk about "WAGs" I think yes, my girlfriend is also my wife. She is my wife and girlfriend
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
When people talk about "WAGs" I think yes, my girlfriend is also my wife. She is my wife and girlfriend
My longest "numa numa" ever
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
My longest "numa numa" ever
You don't hate cops enough. If you've had any kind of interaction with a cop you can just feel how insecure, angry, trigger-happy, and roided-up they are. Every single one on the planet
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
You don't hate cops enough. If you've had any kind of interaction with a cop you can just feel how insecure, angry, trigger-happy, and roided-up they are. Every single one on the planet
My stance on the DK Metcalf thing is that every professional athlete should be get one free punch per game to give to a fan of their choosing. Multiple players can choose the same fan
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
My stance on the DK Metcalf thing is that every professional athlete should be get one free punch per game to give to a fan of their choosing. Multiple players can choose the same fan
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Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
Absolutely vile.
You should try sucking each and every one of their dicks to keep them calm
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
You should try sucking each and every one of their dicks to keep them calm
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youre telling me an ape bathed
January 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
youre telling me an ape bathed
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simcity 2000: cd collection, print ad, imagery (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/2313/si...
October 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
simcity 2000: cd collection, print ad, imagery (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/2313/si...
the first aliens to land on planet earth were devoured by lions
January 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
the first aliens to land on planet earth were devoured by lions
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> US blockades Venezuela
> Kills over 100 via strikes on fishing boats
> Illegally seizes tankers going to China
> Increases sanctions on the oil sector
> Threatens anyone that gets in its way
> Bombs the country
> Kidnaps Maduro
The Economist: Why didn't China stop us from doing this?
> Kills over 100 via strikes on fishing boats
> Illegally seizes tankers going to China
> Increases sanctions on the oil sector
> Threatens anyone that gets in its way
> Bombs the country
> Kidnaps Maduro
The Economist: Why didn't China stop us from doing this?
Over the past few months China has regularly condemned America’s military deployment near Venezuela.
But aside from strong words, what did it do for Nicolás Maduro at his time of need?
But aside from strong words, what did it do for Nicolás Maduro at his time of need?
America’s raid on Venezuela reveals the limits of China’s reach
It is not a template for Taiwan but a reality check on China’s global power
econ.st
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
> US blockades Venezuela
> Kills over 100 via strikes on fishing boats
> Illegally seizes tankers going to China
> Increases sanctions on the oil sector
> Threatens anyone that gets in its way
> Bombs the country
> Kidnaps Maduro
The Economist: Why didn't China stop us from doing this?
> Kills over 100 via strikes on fishing boats
> Illegally seizes tankers going to China
> Increases sanctions on the oil sector
> Threatens anyone that gets in its way
> Bombs the country
> Kidnaps Maduro
The Economist: Why didn't China stop us from doing this?
We're overdue for a movie about werewolves that wear sunglasses and ride Harleys
January 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
We're overdue for a movie about werewolves that wear sunglasses and ride Harleys
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I think a bit more personal guilt would be good.
when i describe the american condition as one of existential shame, i don’t mean that every individual person should walk around bedeviled by personal guilt, but rather that the unusually high quality of life & safety most americans get to enjoy comes at a cost few of us have to worry about
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I think a bit more personal guilt would be good.
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Destroyer is just they might be giants for guys who wear linen shirts
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Destroyer is just they might be giants for guys who wear linen shirts
Top ten extra point attempts of all time
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Top ten extra point attempts of all time
Thanks for clarifying that you're married and also monogamous
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Thanks for clarifying that you're married and also monogamous
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Another day another everything ruined
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Another day another everything ruined
TIL the 4 digit number before the hyphen in a date actually corresponds to the year of the date!
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
TIL the 4 digit number before the hyphen in a date actually corresponds to the year of the date!
That feel when you are both feared and loved
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
That feel when you are both feared and loved
The dwarf breathes so loud we could have fucked him in the dark
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The dwarf breathes so loud we could have fucked him in the dark