rax ‘levon honkers’ king
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
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Oh hell yeah, looking forward to listening to this!
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Oh hell yeah, looking forward to listening to this!
one last job huh. one last job before retirement
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
one last job huh. one last job before retirement
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"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
On the first day back following the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro & first lady Cilia Flores, 6 Senate Democrats vote yea to confirm Keith Bass as an Assistant Secretary of Defense by a vote of 50-35.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
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I was influenced to buy this book and I'm so glad I let myself be influenced. I loved every single one of these essays written by a (semi-reformed) chaos gremlin. Buy it for the disaster bisexual in your life.
SLOPPY makes a great gift, it’s about addiction and chaos and shoplifting and cocaine and the wolf of wall street, what else. smoking is in there, and the guy i cheated on my first husband with while he was sitting next to me. my 4th grade enemy. buy it today for a woman you like in some capacity
Sloppy: Or: Doing It All Wrong
Or: Doing It All Wrong
bookshop.org
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I was influenced to buy this book and I'm so glad I let myself be influenced. I loved every single one of these essays written by a (semi-reformed) chaos gremlin. Buy it for the disaster bisexual in your life.
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Her delivery of the line “fuck me hard” is rattling around in my brain to this day.
margaret cho really leaves it all on the court in her episode of sex and the city
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Her delivery of the line “fuck me hard” is rattling around in my brain to this day.
i use the term Boyfriend loosely, as Damian is clearly a homosexual
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i use the term Boyfriend loosely, as Damian is clearly a homosexual
‘what about a little birthday dinner? il cantanore, something nice’
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
‘what about a little birthday dinner? il cantanore, something nice’
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The vaccine autism thing is bullshit but even if you believed it, it seems incredibly fucked up to then believe that raising child death rates is some sort of worthwhile trade-off to reduce autism rates
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
CDC overhauls childhood vaccine schedule to resemble Denmark in unprecedented move
The new U.S. guidelines recommend all children get vaccines for 11 diseases, compared with the 18 previously on the schedule.
nbcnews.to
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The vaccine autism thing is bullshit but even if you believed it, it seems incredibly fucked up to then believe that raising child death rates is some sort of worthwhile trade-off to reduce autism rates
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this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear
After a boutique on South Street received a warning letter from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration for selling breast binders for gender-affirming care, the region’s transgender community worries about the potential wider impacts.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/health/passi...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/health/passi...
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear
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Release the DDOT congestion study! bsky.app/profile/maus...
Interesting: Urbanist group @ggwash.org is suing @ddotdc.bsky.social over its refusal/failure to release a study the city conducted on congestion pricing possibilities in downtown D.C. The study was finished in 2020, but has never been made public – even in response to FOIA requests.
January 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Release the DDOT congestion study! bsky.app/profile/maus...
omg do DC do DC. the worst people in the DMV would be so fucking livid lmao
Congestion pricing is an unqualified success in NYC. It would be great to see it expanded to every city with decent public transit options. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Congestion pricing after one year: How life has changed.
How life has changed in the New York area, according to data on traffic, transit and the responses of 600 readers.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
omg do DC do DC. the worst people in the DMV would be so fucking livid lmao
the crosses i bear…
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
the crosses i bear…
i like to greet the dog when she ambles into the office by saying ‘buongiorno principessa!’ in my best roberto benigni voice. i don’t know. anything to make the time go
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
i like to greet the dog when she ambles into the office by saying ‘buongiorno principessa!’ in my best roberto benigni voice. i don’t know. anything to make the time go
getting a pep talk from @joshgondelman.bsky.social is a lot like doing one of the wellness sessions in Severance except im allowed to enjoy each fact to whatever degree i want
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
getting a pep talk from @joshgondelman.bsky.social is a lot like doing one of the wellness sessions in Severance except im allowed to enjoy each fact to whatever degree i want
i’d love to join thanks so much for the invite! im p busy drinking a little to relax then doing a little blow to perk up then drinking more to loosen my inhibitions then doing more blow to the point that i become Evil then getting in an hours long argument about my behavior but ill try to swing by
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
i’d love to join thanks so much for the invite! im p busy drinking a little to relax then doing a little blow to perk up then drinking more to loosen my inhibitions then doing more blow to the point that i become Evil then getting in an hours long argument about my behavior but ill try to swing by
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how i get when im around a girl who’s horny for how much older i am than her
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
how i get when im around a girl who’s horny for how much older i am than her
some days you just have to dress like a boxcar child
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
some days you just have to dress like a boxcar child
me: …the connection between the storytelling of a hank williams type and the workingclass poetry of the early skinheads. now i know what youre thinking: the role of folk instrumentation couldn’t be more different
guy who kidnapped me and is now googling ‘how to kill myself so i die for sure’: uh huh
guy who kidnapped me and is now googling ‘how to kill myself so i die for sure’: uh huh
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
me: …the connection between the storytelling of a hank williams type and the workingclass poetry of the early skinheads. now i know what youre thinking: the role of folk instrumentation couldn’t be more different
guy who kidnapped me and is now googling ‘how to kill myself so i die for sure’: uh huh
guy who kidnapped me and is now googling ‘how to kill myself so i die for sure’: uh huh
i always wipe down equipment carefully at the gym but that didn’t stop the guy using the leg press after me from grumbling about my sweat. brother if you only knew how many men would gladly wring these yoga pants directly into their mouths
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
i always wipe down equipment carefully at the gym but that didn’t stop the guy using the leg press after me from grumbling about my sweat. brother if you only knew how many men would gladly wring these yoga pants directly into their mouths
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i wrote about vh1’s ‘i love the 70s’ and what it taught me about cultural criticism
www.patreon.com/posts/147261...
www.patreon.com/posts/147261...
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
i wrote about vh1’s ‘i love the 70s’ and what it taught me about cultural criticism
www.patreon.com/posts/147261...
www.patreon.com/posts/147261...
bought razors at walgreens 3 months ago and the cashier convinced me to sign up for a rewards card but i never gave em my email so my signup is in limbo. she asks me about it every time she sees me too, seems to feel betrayed that i never got my rewards card. therefore i haven’t bought razors since
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
bought razors at walgreens 3 months ago and the cashier convinced me to sign up for a rewards card but i never gave em my email so my signup is in limbo. she asks me about it every time she sees me too, seems to feel betrayed that i never got my rewards card. therefore i haven’t bought razors since
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
my ‘there’s something about that chalamet that i just plain don’t like’ viewpoint, while both vague and unjustified, continues to bear out
Michael played three roles in Sinners. Man, what the FAWK?! 😒
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
my ‘there’s something about that chalamet that i just plain don’t like’ viewpoint, while both vague and unjustified, continues to bear out
all the dads on here are so happy someone posted the top songs from 30 years ago 🥲
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
all the dads on here are so happy someone posted the top songs from 30 years ago 🥲
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