rax ‘levon honkers’ king
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
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i am honking like a goose
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
i am honking like a goose
if your flight attendant is a gay man you can rest assured he plans to run that beverage service like it’s basic training
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
if your flight attendant is a gay man you can rest assured he plans to run that beverage service like it’s basic training
didn’t ted bundy do this
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
didn’t ted bundy do this
i like the airport because i can eat a double cheeseburger before 8am and no one takes it as the character indictment it absolutely is
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
i like the airport because i can eat a double cheeseburger before 8am and no one takes it as the character indictment it absolutely is
fuckin guy tailgating me in the TSA line so close that i keep feeling his breath breezing through my neck hairs. sir what part of your brain thinks that’s gonna get you through security any faster
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
fuckin guy tailgating me in the TSA line so close that i keep feeling his breath breezing through my neck hairs. sir what part of your brain thinks that’s gonna get you through security any faster
final thoughts on this movie: i could not have survived gilded age era sexual mores burdened with the amount of horny i suffer from every day as it is
i’m surprised at how not attracted to daniel day lewis in the age of innocence i am. maybe i just have a thing for bill the butcher
February 15, 2026 at 11:44 AM
final thoughts on this movie: i could not have survived gilded age era sexual mores burdened with the amount of horny i suffer from every day as it is
this also seems extra friendly to the sex criminal’s favorite bit of rhetoric, ‘i didn’t do it you can see they’re just trying to destroy my life’
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 AM
this also seems extra friendly to the sex criminal’s favorite bit of rhetoric, ‘i didn’t do it you can see they’re just trying to destroy my life’
i’m surprised at how not attracted to daniel day lewis in the age of innocence i am. maybe i just have a thing for bill the butcher
February 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
i’m surprised at how not attracted to daniel day lewis in the age of innocence i am. maybe i just have a thing for bill the butcher
i locked the roomba in the bedroom so he could focus on the rug in there and now i hear him thrashing against the closed door trying to get out like a zombie lmao
February 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
i locked the roomba in the bedroom so he could focus on the rug in there and now i hear him thrashing against the closed door trying to get out like a zombie lmao
op ivy for washing dishes, the points for cleaning the living room, dopesmoker to scrub out the bathroom, and none other than MIZ bonnie raitt singing angel in montgomery for changing the sheets
February 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
op ivy for washing dishes, the points for cleaning the living room, dopesmoker to scrub out the bathroom, and none other than MIZ bonnie raitt singing angel in montgomery for changing the sheets
got in an argument with this khaki wearing guy who had his pristine f150 parked all the way across a sidewalk (?) and in the course of the argument i asked ‘do you do a lot of backcountry driving in that thing’ and it upset him so bad he had to lock himself in his truck lmao
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
got in an argument with this khaki wearing guy who had his pristine f150 parked all the way across a sidewalk (?) and in the course of the argument i asked ‘do you do a lot of backcountry driving in that thing’ and it upset him so bad he had to lock himself in his truck lmao
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happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️
happy valentine’s day to my big strong man and his glorious head of hair
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
happy valentine’s day to my big strong man and his glorious head of hair
fuck. no. today of all days
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
fuck. no. today of all days
i don’t understand the relationship drew barrymore and orlando bloom are supposed to have in the MSC cruises commercials. it’s clearly platonic and yet they’re taking a cruise just the two of them? do they sleep ass to ass?
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
i don’t understand the relationship drew barrymore and orlando bloom are supposed to have in the MSC cruises commercials. it’s clearly platonic and yet they’re taking a cruise just the two of them? do they sleep ass to ass?
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Members of Jewish Voice for Peace have gathered together near the MDC for a solidarity Shabbat with their immigrant neighbors who have been under assault by federal agents this last year
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Members of Jewish Voice for Peace have gathered together near the MDC for a solidarity Shabbat with their immigrant neighbors who have been under assault by federal agents this last year
Comrade Sweatshirt 🫡
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Comrade Sweatshirt 🫡
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liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
jesus fucking christ
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
jesus fucking christ
now look, yall know i generally make an honest effort not to be too pleased with myself on here, but bear with me for just one second. i can’t believe i was this good at writing at twenty-one lol
i dug up a piece i wrote in 2013 about the food service industry. turns out i hated it just as much at twenty-one as i did writing about it at thirty-three
www.patreon.com/posts/150675...
www.patreon.com/posts/150675...
February 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
now look, yall know i generally make an honest effort not to be too pleased with myself on here, but bear with me for just one second. i can’t believe i was this good at writing at twenty-one lol
i dug up a piece i wrote in 2013 about the food service industry. turns out i hated it just as much at twenty-one as i did writing about it at thirty-three
www.patreon.com/posts/150675...
www.patreon.com/posts/150675...
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i dug up a piece i wrote in 2013 about the food service industry. turns out i hated it just as much at twenty-one as i did writing about it at thirty-three
www.patreon.com/posts/150675...
www.patreon.com/posts/150675...
i’m just gonna say it. this show is positively lousy with sexy, grumpy, ran thru bald men who all have a working man’s gut and a death wish. i usually watch it with sean so i have to keep a courtesy lid on my natural tex averification response to this show. but not today. not today
the super came in while i was watching Alone for work and i must’ve seemed stressed bc he was like ‘are you busy or something.’ i said yeah sorry it’s just that im working rn. he squinted at the tv and then back at me all, no you’re not. look guy i know my job is fake but im still gonna do it well
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
i’m just gonna say it. this show is positively lousy with sexy, grumpy, ran thru bald men who all have a working man’s gut and a death wish. i usually watch it with sean so i have to keep a courtesy lid on my natural tex averification response to this show. but not today. not today
i’m glad for this lady but i also feel bad for her. she knows there’s no honor in this win
bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i’m glad for this lady but i also feel bad for her. she knows there’s no honor in this win
the super came in while i was watching Alone for work and i must’ve seemed stressed bc he was like ‘are you busy or something.’ i said yeah sorry it’s just that im working rn. he squinted at the tv and then back at me all, no you’re not. look guy i know my job is fake but im still gonna do it well
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
the super came in while i was watching Alone for work and i must’ve seemed stressed bc he was like ‘are you busy or something.’ i said yeah sorry it’s just that im working rn. he squinted at the tv and then back at me all, no you’re not. look guy i know my job is fake but im still gonna do it well