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What's that shit Popeye's always saying (not re spinach)?
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what a great country!
September 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Something happens every single day now that makes me think about this post, and Penis Satan has become tangled up in the tulpa. I'll catch 2 seconds of the news and the only thing I hear is "Hello. I'm Penis Satan"
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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💥 + ☕
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Joyce Carol Oates Grokipedia page still has not been updated to specifically hallucinate about how not owned Elon is
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
[Coughing, mustering up all my strength to even tip my fedora] maladies
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You are the universe grinding itself for XP
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Weighing my options re evanescing
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
EXTRA judicial killings. The added layers of jurisprudential rigor make them more lawful than normal killings
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
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At risk of flogging a dead horse: this whole letter is a reminder that the creative process is an end in and of itself, and vital to self-actualisation. You can’t experience BECOMING, as he puts it, by outsourcing it to ChatGPT.
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Life is like SkiFree: it's all downhill and then you're eaten by a monster
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I wonder what a good Rosebud for me would be
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Pretty soon Joyce will be posting “you won’t do it, you don’t have the courage. You’re too weak, just like your father said”
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Tonight: sleeping
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Cancel your federal government+ subscription
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In my basement room needle maxing. I'm spoon pilled. On my other girl to take my pain away arc
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
More American males wearing bracelets than eating stew is a big issue in this country
“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Holding in all my good posts then letting em rip as soon as someone puts their eye up to the nozzle to see why nothing's coming out
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Maybe this is flippant, I don't know. What matters is that it made me feel better to doodle it
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just found out Sam's Club and Fantastic Sam's is the same guy
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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We’re going to need something like the Nuremberg trials for the people who run these companies.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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this is basically the answer to everything
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM