jalepeño pauper
@fuzzler.bsky.social
Contentment creator. Bitch. Lover. Child. Cat father. yr angle AND yuor devil. Deeply ashamed.
f.k.a. vibe shifter
f.k.a. vibe shifter
Pinned
jalepeño pauper
@fuzzler.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Walking into the doctor's office lobby and hewing one of these asunder like Alexander the Great cutting the Gordian Knot
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
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Spill a beer on your work laptop for a free new work laptop probably
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Spill a beer on your work laptop for a free new work laptop probably
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Come say hi to Doom
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Come say hi to Doom
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The weekend draws near. We open at 4
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The weekend draws near. We open at 4
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February 13th. Come on out
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
February 13th. Come on out
Your penis is also referred to as your Peter, and when you are erect it faces North. Plus, I am from the north.
Showed this post to my wife (huge fan) and she said, "Peter North can't be the Load Czar-- he's Canadian!" Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and it's true. Found this too:
February 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Your penis is also referred to as your Peter, and when you are erect it faces North. Plus, I am from the north.
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They're awakening your ass's purpose in spiritual enlightenment chat
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They're awakening your ass's purpose in spiritual enlightenment chat
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If you can believe it, it's Friday once again
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you can believe it, it's Friday once again
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my enemies stay cursed on some woeful shit my homies receive eternal blessings
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
my enemies stay cursed on some woeful shit my homies receive eternal blessings
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In October a transfem protester — arrested for allegedly writing the First Amendment in rainbow chalk on the recently-removed Pulse memorial sidewalk — talked to @thefreeradical.org about her experiences facing abuse, deadnaming, detransition and preaching in an Orlando jail:
Abuse, detransition, deadnaming and preaching: Trans Orlando protester describes horrific jail ordeal
A transfeminine protester of Florida's removal of the Pulse Nightclub memorial crosswalk recounts her horrific experiences in state jails in an exclusive interview with TNN
transnews.network
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In October a transfem protester — arrested for allegedly writing the First Amendment in rainbow chalk on the recently-removed Pulse memorial sidewalk — talked to @thefreeradical.org about her experiences facing abuse, deadnaming, detransition and preaching in an Orlando jail:
On my way back to Tampa to see some good music, hang out with good people, and drink good beer. Come say hi at Deviant Libation
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
On my way back to Tampa to see some good music, hang out with good people, and drink good beer. Come say hi at Deviant Libation
Tip from a successful pick up artist: pick up any shiny objects you see on the ground. You can leave them out in a different spot to attract ravens
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Tip from a successful pick up artist: pick up any shiny objects you see on the ground. You can leave them out in a different spot to attract ravens
Have YOU met Don Rondo?
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Have YOU met Don Rondo?
I shit my ass today
To see if I still feel
To see if I still feel
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I shit my ass today
To see if I still feel
To see if I still feel
Works at Lockheed Martin
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Works at Lockheed Martin
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No it's not. That's not true.
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No it's not. That's not true.
You are an archzealot and these monstrosities are your congregation.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
You are an archzealot and these monstrosities are your congregation.
Chuffed to bits when all me bruvs are looking fit
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Chuffed to bits when all me bruvs are looking fit
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Pink Pony Club meetup on 2/14 @ Deviant Libation
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pink Pony Club meetup on 2/14 @ Deviant Libation
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
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“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
Tip for da ladies: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car ;)
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Tip for da ladies: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car ;)
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|