Jordan
@slclunk.com
Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio
Me trying to explain the Whittingham to Michigan saga: “Okay, did you see the ending to Any Given Sunday?”
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me trying to explain the Whittingham to Michigan saga: “Okay, did you see the ending to Any Given Sunday?”
Lol good luck
Kyle Whittingham has emerged as a focus of the Michigan search, source tells @theathletic.com.
Story with @byameek.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/691... (ESPN first reported)
Story with @byameek.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/691... (ESPN first reported)
Michigan focusing on Kyle Whittingham in head-coaching search: Source
Whittingham, 66, stepped down Dec. 12 after 21 seasons at Utah but made it known that he wasn’t done coaching.
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Lol good luck
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
The real idiotic thing was trying to do a carve-out for “non-racist republicans” when all of the “reasonable republicans”assumed she was talking about them as well.
Because, well… duh.
Because, well… duh.
Hillary’s “basket of deplorables” speech *defended* conservatives.
Paraphrasing: “Some call all Republicans racist, homophobic, and otherwise bigoted, but that’s unfair to millions. It’s only half, the rest are good people.”
But the press made calling an openly bigoted campaign bigoted a scandal.
Paraphrasing: “Some call all Republicans racist, homophobic, and otherwise bigoted, but that’s unfair to millions. It’s only half, the rest are good people.”
But the press made calling an openly bigoted campaign bigoted a scandal.
Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The real idiotic thing was trying to do a carve-out for “non-racist republicans” when all of the “reasonable republicans”assumed she was talking about them as well.
Because, well… duh.
Because, well… duh.
At this point I can only assume he ate a baby on camera
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
At this point I can only assume he ate a baby on camera
That’s… a very specific number
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says fear of failure is still what drives him—he runs it like it's going to go bankrupt in 33 days. trib.al/wAMv6Vi
Nvidia CEO admits he works 7 days a week, including holidays, in a constant 'state of anxiety' out of fear of going bankrupt | Fortune
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says fear of failure is still what drives him—so he runs the business like it's going to go bankrupt in 33 days
trib.al
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That’s… a very specific number
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I’m really tired of hearing from dipshits who got lucky once a couple decades ago and think it makes them an oracle
My issue is that everyone wants legislation and assumes it will just all work. It won’t. Too many vested interests. Too much need for AI to make it all work, which will scare people and make them question it more.
If you have a written path to get from here to them. Just email it to me
If you have a written path to get from here to them. Just email it to me
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m really tired of hearing from dipshits who got lucky once a couple decades ago and think it makes them an oracle
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
RETVRN
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
RETVRN
I can’t believe the mods would let someone suck their own dick without some sort of warning.
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I can’t believe the mods would let someone suck their own dick without some sort of warning.
Thinking of old Christmas posts
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Thinking of old Christmas posts
They techified the NoFap subreddit lol
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
They techified the NoFap subreddit lol
Good for them. I’d rather not look like a leather wallet lost in the desert when I’m 50, but good for them.
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Good for them. I’d rather not look like a leather wallet lost in the desert when I’m 50, but good for them.
How did I never see Kash Patel’s challenge coin?
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
How did I never see Kash Patel’s challenge coin?
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finally, UT-01: state courts seem set to order the use of a new congressional map with Salt Lake City anchoring a deep-blue House seat, and state Sen. Nate Blouin is a standout progressive in a field packed with moderates and one outright conservative, anti-abortion Blue Dog ex-Rep. Ben McAdams
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
finally, UT-01: state courts seem set to order the use of a new congressional map with Salt Lake City anchoring a deep-blue House seat, and state Sen. Nate Blouin is a standout progressive in a field packed with moderates and one outright conservative, anti-abortion Blue Dog ex-Rep. Ben McAdams
Die Hard 3 is a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Die Hard 3 is a Christmas movie
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all the WWII media up until like 2000 at least always portrayed Nazis as very evil but also extremely smart, meticulous, careful, put together, etc and it really did a number on my conception of nazis even though I've known that wasn't real for like a quarter century already
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
all the WWII media up until like 2000 at least always portrayed Nazis as very evil but also extremely smart, meticulous, careful, put together, etc and it really did a number on my conception of nazis even though I've known that wasn't real for like a quarter century already
Not enough people read Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Not enough people read Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
So what was Merrick Garland doing for four years?
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So what was Merrick Garland doing for four years?
These guys are all doing the Hitler in the bunker cocktail
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
These guys are all doing the Hitler in the bunker cocktail