Ahab Apologist
@ahabapologist.bsky.social
Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong.
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Ahab Apologist
@ahabapologist.bsky.social
· Jun 17
До речі шукаю людей з якими можна практикувати українську мову.
Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺
Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺
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Event Horizon, for all your space travel needs
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Event Horizon, for all your space travel needs
Submitting multiple birthdays and hoping nobody checks
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Submitting multiple birthdays and hoping nobody checks
It's my goal to get banned for the right reasons (enthusiastically gasping "no way!", "for real?", and "unbelievable..." with a frequency that becomes disruptive)
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It's my goal to get banned for the right reasons (enthusiastically gasping "no way!", "for real?", and "unbelievable..." with a frequency that becomes disruptive)
They could also disguise themselves as bear cubs or whales or—omg RFK Jr. is hunting aliens
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
They could also disguise themselves as bear cubs or whales or—omg RFK Jr. is hunting aliens
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9 am tomorrow at @outsideintheatre at York and 55! $25 and all goes to theater but no one turned away! Everybody in! FREE DONUTS.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
9 am tomorrow at @outsideintheatre at York and 55! $25 and all goes to theater but no one turned away! Everybody in! FREE DONUTS.
The irony that I would see more joie de vivre in the eyes of this soulless cartoon than I've ever witnessed in the actual man
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The irony that I would see more joie de vivre in the eyes of this soulless cartoon than I've ever witnessed in the actual man
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Columbia will never be free of this stain.
When Texas lawmakers tried to visit 33-year-old “political prisoner” Leqaa Kordia at an ICE facility, she’d already lost 50 pounds and was running a high fever.
By Friday, she was hospitalized. But her family still has not been able to locate her.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/09/l...
By Friday, she was hospitalized. But her family still has not been able to locate her.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/09/l...
‘Political Prisoner’ Leqaa Kordia Has Been Hospitalized, DHS Says. After Calling 16 Hospitals, Her Lawyers Say They Can't Find Her.
The Columbia University protester had a fever when lawmakers tried to visit her last month — and her health is declining fast.
thebarbedwire.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Columbia will never be free of this stain.
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The strategy for elections cannot be landslides to prevent them from being stolen. That makes no sense at all.
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The strategy for elections cannot be landslides to prevent them from being stolen. That makes no sense at all.
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This story... and there's surely many more like it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
This story... and there's surely many more like it.
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Chat bots give the wrong medical advice more than half the time. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/w...
Health Advice From A.I. Chatbots Is Frequently Wrong, Study Shows
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Chat bots give the wrong medical advice more than half the time. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/w...
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...as far as we know
February 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
...as far as we know
So you're saying drugs are cool again
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
So you're saying drugs are cool again
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Fuck your feelings (horny)
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Fuck your feelings (horny)
That five year old citizen is probably thinking "what the fuck happened to my buddy Liam?"
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
That five year old citizen is probably thinking "what the fuck happened to my buddy Liam?"
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I've forgotten to return so many books to the library, we should probably check I don't have one already
We are going to steal one of the Elder Scrolls from the Imperial Palace. Are you ready for this challenge?
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I've forgotten to return so many books to the library, we should probably check I don't have one already
Frantically trying to jam a camel through the eye of a needle so I can take my winnings to heaven
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Frantically trying to jam a camel through the eye of a needle so I can take my winnings to heaven
"Jake Paul is telling a volleyball with a face drawn on it that he's lonely"
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
"Jake Paul is telling a volleyball with a face drawn on it that he's lonely"
The Council has spoken. Second dinner is non-negotiable
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The Council has spoken. Second dinner is non-negotiable