Ahab Apologist
@ahabapologist.bsky.social
Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong.
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Ahab Apologist
@ahabapologist.bsky.social
· Jun 17
До речі шукаю людей з якими можна практикувати українську мову.
Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺
Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺
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I've forgotten to return so many books to the library, we should probably check I don't have one already
We are going to steal one of the Elder Scrolls from the Imperial Palace. Are you ready for this challenge?
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I've forgotten to return so many books to the library, we should probably check I don't have one already
Frantically trying to jam a camel through the eye of a needle so I can take my winnings to heaven
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Frantically trying to jam a camel through the eye of a needle so I can take my winnings to heaven
The Council has spoken. Second dinner is non-negotiable
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The Council has spoken. Second dinner is non-negotiable
I'm on this list and... I don't think I HAVE any opinions about George R. R. Martin?
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm on this list and... I don't think I HAVE any opinions about George R. R. Martin?
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Як цікаво
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Another US lethal strike on a boat, this one in the eastern Pacific. Total attacks now up to 38, killing at least 128.
As with previous boat bombings, in violation of US law and international treaties, without any causus beli, when the US wasn’t attacked, and hasn’t even advanced stated goals.
As with previous boat bombings, in violation of US law and international treaties, without any causus beli, when the US wasn’t attacked, and hasn’t even advanced stated goals.
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Another US lethal strike on a boat, this one in the eastern Pacific. Total attacks now up to 38, killing at least 128.
As with previous boat bombings, in violation of US law and international treaties, without any causus beli, when the US wasn’t attacked, and hasn’t even advanced stated goals.
As with previous boat bombings, in violation of US law and international treaties, without any causus beli, when the US wasn’t attacked, and hasn’t even advanced stated goals.
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They hit him so hard rings popped out like Sonic
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
They hit him so hard rings popped out like Sonic
"Jesus is the most documented person in history"
Oh, word? Show me your favorite photograph
Oh, word? Show me your favorite photograph
February 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
"Jesus is the most documented person in history"
Oh, word? Show me your favorite photograph
Oh, word? Show me your favorite photograph
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
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JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
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Khajiit has no words for you.
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Khajiit has no words for you.
STP means Stone Temple Pilots, and it's standard temperature and pressure that needs to change
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
STP means Stone Temple Pilots, and it's standard temperature and pressure that needs to change
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My man has been cah-rushing those CFDCs.
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
My man has been cah-rushing those CFDCs.
Just got jump-scared by a horror-story idea in my shopping list that I must've written down in the middle of the night and forgotten about
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Just got jump-scared by a horror-story idea in my shopping list that I must've written down in the middle of the night and forgotten about
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The people of Ukraine continue to endure ongoing Russian aggression.
From February 2 to 9, we’ll donate 100% of the proceeds from our games and DLC on all platforms to People In Need in support of humanitarian aid in Ukraine.
From February 2 to 9, we’ll donate 100% of the proceeds from our games and DLC on all platforms to People In Need in support of humanitarian aid in Ukraine.
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
The people of Ukraine continue to endure ongoing Russian aggression.
From February 2 to 9, we’ll donate 100% of the proceeds from our games and DLC on all platforms to People In Need in support of humanitarian aid in Ukraine.
From February 2 to 9, we’ll donate 100% of the proceeds from our games and DLC on all platforms to People In Need in support of humanitarian aid in Ukraine.
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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put it in the Louvre
February 4, 2026 at 9:23 AM
put it in the Louvre
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we gotta bring back monasteries. these weirdos used to be locked away making homebrew, not annoying the rest of us.
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
we gotta bring back monasteries. these weirdos used to be locked away making homebrew, not annoying the rest of us.
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Kharkiv is under attack for 3 hours already. Russia is targeting energy infrastructure, city mayor says
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Finally, the AI + rocket collab we've all been clamoring for
Oh my gd.
Musk is fucking insane with this quoted sentence from the press release on SpaceX acquiring xAI.
"This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to make a sentient sun to understand the Universe."
(full press release in images)
Musk is fucking insane with this quoted sentence from the press release on SpaceX acquiring xAI.
"This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to make a sentient sun to understand the Universe."
(full press release in images)
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Finally, the AI + rocket collab we've all been clamoring for
What if Zeus didn't transform, he just had a weird corkscrew dick that needed to be explained away
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
What if Zeus didn't transform, he just had a weird corkscrew dick that needed to be explained away