Rev. Alcyone Daze
@facilitatrix.bsky.social
3 aeons in a trenchcoat.
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Pinned
For nearly the past 30 years I've been haunted by an—as far as I can tell—specific-to-me cryptid, and I figure since I'm new to bsky I've never told this story on this platform.
I want to talk about the Pigeon Man.
I want to talk about the Pigeon Man.
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Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
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this is what happens in dune if you lose a knife fight
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this is what happens in dune if you lose a knife fight
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been playing geoguessr and finding awesome shit
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
been playing geoguessr and finding awesome shit
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I have somehow never read Breakfast of Champions and holy hell in three pages Vonnegut sums it all up - colonialism, racism, income inequality, and a guy who owns a car dealership who reads a scifi novel and takes away the wrong idea
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I have somehow never read Breakfast of Champions and holy hell in three pages Vonnegut sums it all up - colonialism, racism, income inequality, and a guy who owns a car dealership who reads a scifi novel and takes away the wrong idea
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
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This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well
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I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
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Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
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Oven of Akhnai mentioned sooo.... youtu.be/SV3N4Em_Sgk?...
Turnabout Akhnai (objection.lol content)
YouTube video by Isaac Mayer
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November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oven of Akhnai mentioned sooo.... youtu.be/SV3N4Em_Sgk?...
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You and me and him and her and then and the Rabbi and fuck it, if G-d wants to have an opinion, we'll hear Him out but He only gets one vote.
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You and me and him and her and then and the Rabbi and fuck it, if G-d wants to have an opinion, we'll hear Him out but He only gets one vote.
Thursday night my mom had what my dad is (while laughing) begging me to stop referring to as the La Croix of heart attacks. He took her to the ED, she got four stents put on, and partway through that found a massive coronary blockage that was on its way towards killing her in the future.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Thursday night my mom had what my dad is (while laughing) begging me to stop referring to as the La Croix of heart attacks. He took her to the ED, she got four stents put on, and partway through that found a massive coronary blockage that was on its way towards killing her in the future.
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warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
warner brothers trickster figures explained
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An embarrassing confession: the first time I heard about The Descent of Inanna, my immediate internal response was "oh, like trying to get the Chopchop skill at the WildCat cafe".
[Things I didn't know before fact-checking this post: that bit is much more directly based on a Kenji Miyazawa story.]
[Things I didn't know before fact-checking this post: that bit is much more directly based on a Kenji Miyazawa story.]
January 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
An embarrassing confession: the first time I heard about The Descent of Inanna, my immediate internal response was "oh, like trying to get the Chopchop skill at the WildCat cafe".
[Things I didn't know before fact-checking this post: that bit is much more directly based on a Kenji Miyazawa story.]
[Things I didn't know before fact-checking this post: that bit is much more directly based on a Kenji Miyazawa story.]
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How to be a “real” Wizard Step 8:
Wizards are patient with, and kind to, children. Crying babies on an airplane do not upset or annoy a Wizard; instead, a Wizard will offer to help the frustrated parents. Only an evil or dark wizard would make disliking children part of their personality.
Wizards are patient with, and kind to, children. Crying babies on an airplane do not upset or annoy a Wizard; instead, a Wizard will offer to help the frustrated parents. Only an evil or dark wizard would make disliking children part of their personality.
How to be a “real” Wizard Step 7:
Learn to admit when you're wrong about something. Fake (or evil) Wizards can never admit when they're wrong. Real Wizards know it's OK to change your mind, and admit it when they've done so.
Learn to admit when you're wrong about something. Fake (or evil) Wizards can never admit when they're wrong. Real Wizards know it's OK to change your mind, and admit it when they've done so.
How to be a “real” Wizard Step 6:
This is pretty much the most important step: think about what you're going to do, and how it might impact those around you, BEFORE you do it.
This is pretty much the most important step: think about what you're going to do, and how it might impact those around you, BEFORE you do it.
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
How to be a “real” Wizard Step 8:
Wizards are patient with, and kind to, children. Crying babies on an airplane do not upset or annoy a Wizard; instead, a Wizard will offer to help the frustrated parents. Only an evil or dark wizard would make disliking children part of their personality.
Wizards are patient with, and kind to, children. Crying babies on an airplane do not upset or annoy a Wizard; instead, a Wizard will offer to help the frustrated parents. Only an evil or dark wizard would make disliking children part of their personality.
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random lore I was just reminded of:
when i was in second grade, i would shout random bollywood lyrics at my classmates and tell them i was putting a curse on them, and the school had to call my parents in to make me stop lmao
when i was in second grade, i would shout random bollywood lyrics at my classmates and tell them i was putting a curse on them, and the school had to call my parents in to make me stop lmao
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
random lore I was just reminded of:
when i was in second grade, i would shout random bollywood lyrics at my classmates and tell them i was putting a curse on them, and the school had to call my parents in to make me stop lmao
when i was in second grade, i would shout random bollywood lyrics at my classmates and tell them i was putting a curse on them, and the school had to call my parents in to make me stop lmao
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lol @hikikomorphism.bsky.social just described Ea-Nāṡir as "CMOT Dibbler (Assyrian Edition)"
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
lol @hikikomorphism.bsky.social just described Ea-Nāṡir as "CMOT Dibbler (Assyrian Edition)"
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I'm gonna need folks to understand that just because the worst people in America are obsessed with GLP-1s exclusively because of weight loss does not mean they are not LIFE SAVING for a lot of people.
There's a reason they're studying their impact on Long Covid right now.
There's a reason they're studying their impact on Long Covid right now.
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm gonna need folks to understand that just because the worst people in America are obsessed with GLP-1s exclusively because of weight loss does not mean they are not LIFE SAVING for a lot of people.
There's a reason they're studying their impact on Long Covid right now.
There's a reason they're studying their impact on Long Covid right now.
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excerpt of Thunder, Perfect Mind, from the Nag Hammadi Scriptures (transl. Marvin Meyer)
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
excerpt of Thunder, Perfect Mind, from the Nag Hammadi Scriptures (transl. Marvin Meyer)
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The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.
Phoebe figured out how to open pie pan-type packaging explicitly to get to Trader Joe’s pancake bread and like: baby girl, you cannot taste sugar/sweet?? What??
I made cheddar bay biscuits but I made one important miscalculation: Minerva is obsessed with butter.
You would think a 9lb cat would be easy to fend off. You would be wrong,
You would think a 9lb cat would be easy to fend off. You would be wrong,
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Phoebe figured out how to open pie pan-type packaging explicitly to get to Trader Joe’s pancake bread and like: baby girl, you cannot taste sugar/sweet?? What??
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What if instead of burners we had an induction stovetop that was made up of 1"x1" coils that could be individually set to different temperatures so you could have whatever configuration of burners you needed to precisely heat you cook space
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What if instead of burners we had an induction stovetop that was made up of 1"x1" coils that could be individually set to different temperatures so you could have whatever configuration of burners you needed to precisely heat you cook space