axolotl "god's bully" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
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we kind of take the level of mortality and disability typical of viruses for granted because viruses are hard to throw a pill at. Less impossible than they used to be but it's rare for a virus to "want" to kill you, whereas various bacteria or parasites do fine that way
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
we kind of take the level of mortality and disability typical of viruses for granted because viruses are hard to throw a pill at. Less impossible than they used to be but it's rare for a virus to "want" to kill you, whereas various bacteria or parasites do fine that way
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
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the only good part of racehorses is the names anyway. in few other areas of life do names like "Killing Splendor" and "Dainty Clarence" and "Bosnian Joe Biden" mingle. besides horse racing it's just tgirl house parties mostly
July 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the only good part of racehorses is the names anyway. in few other areas of life do names like "Killing Splendor" and "Dainty Clarence" and "Bosnian Joe Biden" mingle. besides horse racing it's just tgirl house parties mostly
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if we wanted good chatrooms we would have used comic chat. we didn't. chatrooms should be shitty and you should hate using them. good chatrooms are like making a sloppy joe with exquisite artisanal sourdough bread. horse shit
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
if we wanted good chatrooms we would have used comic chat. we didn't. chatrooms should be shitty and you should hate using them. good chatrooms are like making a sloppy joe with exquisite artisanal sourdough bread. horse shit
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babe, you deserve better. you're a catch. pussy motivated, for one. anyone with a pussy can train you like a dog. yeah you're impotent but that doesn't count. why? corporate veil baby. technically you're a ridgling horse. can't hold it against ya. dick doesn't back that up but who's gonna check that
February 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
babe, you deserve better. you're a catch. pussy motivated, for one. anyone with a pussy can train you like a dog. yeah you're impotent but that doesn't count. why? corporate veil baby. technically you're a ridgling horse. can't hold it against ya. dick doesn't back that up but who's gonna check that
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it's an old myth that they could only get the horse in mr. ed to look like he was talking by smearing peanut butter on his gums. that's just how actors were fed back in the day, including animals. humans too tho. you can really see it in the relish with which someone like welles or bogart enunciates
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it's an old myth that they could only get the horse in mr. ed to look like he was talking by smearing peanut butter on his gums. that's just how actors were fed back in the day, including animals. humans too tho. you can really see it in the relish with which someone like welles or bogart enunciates
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when a horse is walking past, it's the ass that passes last
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when a horse is walking past, it's the ass that passes last
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for most of history smoking a quarter of loud & hanging out at a party was more effective for nearly anything than any competing medicine. since legalization and the internet they had to start dosing the general public with chatgpt and horse dyes just so big pharma would have anything left to treat
August 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
for most of history smoking a quarter of loud & hanging out at a party was more effective for nearly anything than any competing medicine. since legalization and the internet they had to start dosing the general public with chatgpt and horse dyes just so big pharma would have anything left to treat
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every time i hear "banned horses" the back of my brain hopefully insists that uma musume has been pulled from storefronts and all the wretched horse women thereof have been summarily executed. so as you can imagine games bsky has been a source of disappointment lately
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
every time i hear "banned horses" the back of my brain hopefully insists that uma musume has been pulled from storefronts and all the wretched horse women thereof have been summarily executed. so as you can imagine games bsky has been a source of disappointment lately
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people aren't going to be anti-israel in a normal way because of tiktok. they're going to evince a belief that the state of israel started the transatlantic slave trade despite being founded in 1948. they're going to suggest in all seriousness that zionism is a stalking horse for Maoism
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
people aren't going to be anti-israel in a normal way because of tiktok. they're going to evince a belief that the state of israel started the transatlantic slave trade despite being founded in 1948. they're going to suggest in all seriousness that zionism is a stalking horse for Maoism
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the rolling stones were just death grips for people who needed to have seven letters to shoot up horse estrogen or bull testosterone & who were able to buy meth at the supermarket
January 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
the rolling stones were just death grips for people who needed to have seven letters to shoot up horse estrogen or bull testosterone & who were able to buy meth at the supermarket
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this probably reflects a more innocent time where it was possible to convince strangers to the sporting life that a horse given a ladle of human-grade soup would swell up like popeye and go apeshit
‘Soup’ was a slang term for drugs that were injected into a horse to make it run faster.
A racehorse that was on PEDs was said to be ‘souped up.’
We now use the term to refer to anything that is enhanced.
A racehorse that was on PEDs was said to be ‘souped up.’
We now use the term to refer to anything that is enhanced.
December 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this probably reflects a more innocent time where it was possible to convince strangers to the sporting life that a horse given a ladle of human-grade soup would swell up like popeye and go apeshit
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"hrt isn't harmful" bullshit. i got shot in the head with a hrt dart round by an infiltrator mgs5 style and next thing i knew i was living off-lease in an east portland punk house with 5 other people named shit like Moss and Punished Horse
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"hrt isn't harmful" bullshit. i got shot in the head with a hrt dart round by an infiltrator mgs5 style and next thing i knew i was living off-lease in an east portland punk house with 5 other people named shit like Moss and Punished Horse
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2026... year of the horse comin bitch. Dates are gonna ditch you to smoke a designer drug called "Reptile" that makes their hands slowly swell up and burst like a foreign king's. Hottest new music? Mumblecore subgenre "Gone Off The Brando" where the vocalist has marbles in their cheeks
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 AM
2026... year of the horse comin bitch. Dates are gonna ditch you to smoke a designer drug called "Reptile" that makes their hands slowly swell up and burst like a foreign king's. Hottest new music? Mumblecore subgenre "Gone Off The Brando" where the vocalist has marbles in their cheeks
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horsepower was named in the hope that competition from the steam engine would incentivize exponential growth of the average draft horse, so their brand would remain relevant. watt likely expected that by 2025 cities would be full of horses the size of elephants and the stench would be unbearable
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
horsepower was named in the hope that competition from the steam engine would incentivize exponential growth of the average draft horse, so their brand would remain relevant. watt likely expected that by 2025 cities would be full of horses the size of elephants and the stench would be unbearable
starting a rumor: seattle cuisine is world famous for the "Pike Place Slop Plate" which is just a bunch of casserole style bullshit mixed together like a salad on a completely flat plate. Part of what makes it good is the plate is flat so you can just push what you don't want to eat onto the ground
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
starting a rumor: seattle cuisine is world famous for the "Pike Place Slop Plate" which is just a bunch of casserole style bullshit mixed together like a salad on a completely flat plate. Part of what makes it good is the plate is flat so you can just push what you don't want to eat onto the ground
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wow it's really fucking annoying having to explain that the rude label is for being a mouthy queer individually to every single person on this fucking website
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
wow it's really fucking annoying having to explain that the rude label is for being a mouthy queer individually to every single person on this fucking website
as a general rule, if someone is willing to be unlimitedly cruel towards members of an oppressor outgroup, you really don't want to know them or let them close to you
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
as a general rule, if someone is willing to be unlimitedly cruel towards members of an oppressor outgroup, you really don't want to know them or let them close to you
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if he's your man why is he in my dms to discuss his breed conformance and marbling. if he's your man why's he begging me to gorge him on enriched grain to lock in the flavor
July 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if he's your man why is he in my dms to discuss his breed conformance and marbling. if he's your man why's he begging me to gorge him on enriched grain to lock in the flavor
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crypto lowtax has decided it's his turn to run the country and he's probably gonna try to have most of us killed. ideas, people. have we tried posing for photosets in flag-based leotards about it. have we tried doing a debate stream yet. has anyone dmed vaush
January 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crypto lowtax has decided it's his turn to run the country and he's probably gonna try to have most of us killed. ideas, people. have we tried posing for photosets in flag-based leotards about it. have we tried doing a debate stream yet. has anyone dmed vaush
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try descaling things with citric acid. they work better afterwards. or don't, i'm not your fucking dad. it's not my business if you run citric acid through your dishwasher. if you want to get crap on your plates i won't stop you. why are you so fucking mad about this
December 19, 2024 at 8:26 AM
try descaling things with citric acid. they work better afterwards. or don't, i'm not your fucking dad. it's not my business if you run citric acid through your dishwasher. if you want to get crap on your plates i won't stop you. why are you so fucking mad about this
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look in real life a heterogenous friendgroup of eccentrics whose outer fringes can barely tolerate each other is always gonna turn out in the long run to be 100% gay/trans or 100% stand users
August 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
look in real life a heterogenous friendgroup of eccentrics whose outer fringes can barely tolerate each other is always gonna turn out in the long run to be 100% gay/trans or 100% stand users
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i am, against myself, an agent of panache as a central strength-signifying value. my masculine ideal is a guy run through fatally with a spear who laughs up a fountain of blood
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i am, against myself, an agent of panache as a central strength-signifying value. my masculine ideal is a guy run through fatally with a spear who laughs up a fountain of blood
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the discord i run has a boasting channel to counterbalance the vibes of the venting channel. i try and set a good example
February 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
the discord i run has a boasting channel to counterbalance the vibes of the venting channel. i try and set a good example
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90s gaming was sacred. it cost roughly 3 months of minimum-wage paychecks. when the banks stopped handing out credit it helped ensure you would not inherit a house. in exchange you got to see a gun toting lady with stiff chest pyramids perform a standstill run cycle into a solid wall for 8 minutes
August 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
90s gaming was sacred. it cost roughly 3 months of minimum-wage paychecks. when the banks stopped handing out credit it helped ensure you would not inherit a house. in exchange you got to see a gun toting lady with stiff chest pyramids perform a standstill run cycle into a solid wall for 8 minutes