axolotl "god's bully" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
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axolotl lovely - silver vaporlight kay, frog k, etc // local representative of frog industrial concern // poetry, prose, garbo // despite my blameless nature i am ceaselessly accosted by Rats // 38, she/her omnigender furry // let those laugh that win
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ZUCKERBERG: Objection judge lady. My shirt is not saying I'm a "Kill The Jury's Whole Family Kinda Guy", but is clearly in character as the face above that, beloved cartoon Rick Sanchez
JUDGE KUHL: counsel, please just have him invert it
META LAWYER: *to phone* Meta AI is Rick & Morty still legal
JUDGE KUHL: counsel, please just have him invert it
META LAWYER: *to phone* Meta AI is Rick & Morty still legal
I wonder why they were wearing them… oh
“Judge Carolyn Kuhl, who is presiding over the trial, ordered anyone in the courtroom wearing AI glasses to immediately remove them, noting that any use of facial recognition technology to identify the jurors was banned.”
“Judge Carolyn Kuhl, who is presiding over the trial, ordered anyone in the courtroom wearing AI glasses to immediately remove them, noting that any use of facial recognition technology to identify the jurors was banned.”
"The judge upbraided the Meta team and said if you guys have recorded anything, you have to dispose of it or I will hold you in contempt," Jacob Ward, a technology journalist and the host of the Rip Current Podcast, told CBS News, calling the incident "an extraordinary misstep" by Meta.
February 20, 2026 at 9:16 AM
ZUCKERBERG: Objection judge lady. My shirt is not saying I'm a "Kill The Jury's Whole Family Kinda Guy", but is clearly in character as the face above that, beloved cartoon Rick Sanchez
JUDGE KUHL: counsel, please just have him invert it
META LAWYER: *to phone* Meta AI is Rick & Morty still legal
JUDGE KUHL: counsel, please just have him invert it
META LAWYER: *to phone* Meta AI is Rick & Morty still legal
i think the artist's life requires a mixture of forced and unforced error, supplied to the person almost constantly by their actions & habitus. the butter zone if you want to go on doing some kind of art post-transition is that it can't fix you all the way, just partway
February 20, 2026 at 8:59 AM
i think the artist's life requires a mixture of forced and unforced error, supplied to the person almost constantly by their actions & habitus. the butter zone if you want to go on doing some kind of art post-transition is that it can't fix you all the way, just partway
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The Book of Job: Pl. 10, The Just Upright Man is Laughed to Scorn https://clevelandart.org/art/1968.260.k
February 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The Book of Job: Pl. 10, The Just Upright Man is Laughed to Scorn https://clevelandart.org/art/1968.260.k
imagining someone who imagines this. out of intellectual curiosity
imagining someone who bottoms for lack of clout
"I'm not gay innately, I just genuinely believe I only deserve to be penetrated because i'm a low status male"
"I'm not gay innately, I just genuinely believe I only deserve to be penetrated because i'm a low status male"
February 20, 2026 at 7:32 AM
imagining someone who imagines this. out of intellectual curiosity
sorry for being out of focus lately
February 20, 2026 at 7:29 AM
sorry for being out of focus lately
women only care about men with juiced-out, swollen uvulas
February 20, 2026 at 5:05 AM
women only care about men with juiced-out, swollen uvulas
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This is what gaming is all about
February 20, 2026 at 3:23 AM
This is what gaming is all about
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you heard it here first. if your name is john you better get ready for piss and to be a piggy
February 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
you heard it here first. if your name is john you better get ready for piss and to be a piggy
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hi, net trans girl nuisance frog k / lottie L here. keeping this short: house has had a pest problem, am hungry and broke, stuff is getting resolved but still broke, food/bills/meds/etc need paying for. help if you can
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank u all <3
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank u all <3
February 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
hi, net trans girl nuisance frog k / lottie L here. keeping this short: house has had a pest problem, am hungry and broke, stuff is getting resolved but still broke, food/bills/meds/etc need paying for. help if you can
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank u all <3
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank u all <3
"i bet you say that to all the [girls/boys]" is a good one to keep in your back pocket for when someone is being a shit
February 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"i bet you say that to all the [girls/boys]" is a good one to keep in your back pocket for when someone is being a shit
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His egg's cooked
February 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
His egg's cooked
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pound the fucking body
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
pound the fucking body
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i really hate to say this but these are incredibly bold words from someone whose stated ethnicity presented to most americans 20 years ago would have mostly garnered the response "what, like rachel dolezal?"
this is all racism, obviously, and multiculturalism is great, but i'll note that i'm pretty close to being a median american, and i can't think of too many other people in america with whom i share fewer cultural values that elon musk
February 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
i really hate to say this but these are incredibly bold words from someone whose stated ethnicity presented to most americans 20 years ago would have mostly garnered the response "what, like rachel dolezal?"
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we fired our friends we hired old men
February 19, 2026 at 7:09 PM
we fired our friends we hired old men
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this great country was built on refusing mercy for the Nazarene, on demanding that his body be broken unto death under the agony of the cross. from big cities to small towns, we all want Barabbas and ask for him by name. except millennials. because they're sensitive
December 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
this great country was built on refusing mercy for the Nazarene, on demanding that his body be broken unto death under the agony of the cross. from big cities to small towns, we all want Barabbas and ask for him by name. except millennials. because they're sensitive
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gendered socialization discourse is stupid. you're telling me there's some kind of unifying factor to how men and women are respectively socialized cross-culturally? that's great, man. do you go anywhere that isn't the mall?
July 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
gendered socialization discourse is stupid. you're telling me there's some kind of unifying factor to how men and women are respectively socialized cross-culturally? that's great, man. do you go anywhere that isn't the mall?
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phobic "radfems" talk about trans women being men like they never talk about men being men, phobic "trads" talk about trans men being gooners like they never talk about gooners being gooners, phobic "leftists" talk about trans people being white like they never talk about white people being white
September 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
phobic "radfems" talk about trans women being men like they never talk about men being men, phobic "trads" talk about trans men being gooners like they never talk about gooners being gooners, phobic "leftists" talk about trans people being white like they never talk about white people being white
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a poem whose incipit is "on the raised up road graffiti"
June 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
a poem whose incipit is "on the raised up road graffiti"
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everyone here has gone to college and has normal teeth and believes people who make the wrong choices should be sterilized but also believes talking about sterilization is rude and barbaric of you
August 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
everyone here has gone to college and has normal teeth and believes people who make the wrong choices should be sterilized but also believes talking about sterilization is rude and barbaric of you
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the internet is a place you go to hang out with bourgeois pigs who think they're better than you because of how many interesting vegetable fragments they've dug out of the gong sluice with their teeth
August 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the internet is a place you go to hang out with bourgeois pigs who think they're better than you because of how many interesting vegetable fragments they've dug out of the gong sluice with their teeth
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look if i put on a cowboy hat and compare myself to reagan while injecting cross-sex hormones into a pig whose flesh i covet, people think poorly of me. but evidently if you have a 401k it's good politics
June 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
look if i put on a cowboy hat and compare myself to reagan while injecting cross-sex hormones into a pig whose flesh i covet, people think poorly of me. but evidently if you have a 401k it's good politics
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the most challenging thing about my dykey sexual habitus is holding back on grip such that i don't milk blood out of everyone on the first date. this is the cross i have to bear, as a human being
April 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
the most challenging thing about my dykey sexual habitus is holding back on grip such that i don't milk blood out of everyone on the first date. this is the cross i have to bear, as a human being
