axolotl "god's bully" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
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axolotl lovely - silver vaporlight kay, frog k, etc // local representative of frog industrial concern // poetry, prose, garbo // despite my blameless nature i am ceaselessly accosted by Rats // 38, she/her omnigender furry // let those laugh that win
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sorry for pitchbending hatsune miku to hit high C at your body's resonance frequency and crushing most of your bones. we should still collab after you get that fixed
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 AM
sorry for pitchbending hatsune miku to hit high C at your body's resonance frequency and crushing most of your bones. we should still collab after you get that fixed
my beautiful friends and loved ones would surely never reverse sear me. They would never think to make a hearty brown sauce out of my succulent fond with which to serve my meat
February 18, 2026 at 8:41 AM
my beautiful friends and loved ones would surely never reverse sear me. They would never think to make a hearty brown sauce out of my succulent fond with which to serve my meat
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I will be pissed off until I FUCKING DIE that we invented THE COOLEST TRANSPORT TECHNOLOGY ever we have MAGLEVS THE TRAIN FUCKING FLOATS IT MOVES AT 250 MILES AN HOUR AND INSTEAD WE GOT THE UGLIEST TRUCK ANYONE HAS EVER BUILT
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
February 18, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I will be pissed off until I FUCKING DIE that we invented THE COOLEST TRANSPORT TECHNOLOGY ever we have MAGLEVS THE TRAIN FUCKING FLOATS IT MOVES AT 250 MILES AN HOUR AND INSTEAD WE GOT THE UGLIEST TRUCK ANYONE HAS EVER BUILT
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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if unaccountable lobbyist policies have 1,000,000 fans, the DNC is one of them. if unaccountable lobbyist policies have 1 fan, the DNC is that fan. if unaccountable lobbyist policies have 0 fans, the DNC has perished from this earth
it really was a supreme act of cowardice and political stupidity that democrats didnt turn trans rights into a policy pillar like gay marriage after the massive nationwide backlash against north carolinas bathroom ban in 2016
February 18, 2026 at 6:25 AM
if unaccountable lobbyist policies have 1,000,000 fans, the DNC is one of them. if unaccountable lobbyist policies have 1 fan, the DNC is that fan. if unaccountable lobbyist policies have 0 fans, the DNC has perished from this earth
you ever seen one of those videos where a goat appears to go stiff as a board and fall over? The explanation for it is pretty cool. You see, if you show a human a lot of images taken in sequence - usually about 24+ per second - we perceive those images as moving. Doesn't hurt the goats at all either
February 18, 2026 at 6:20 AM
you ever seen one of those videos where a goat appears to go stiff as a board and fall over? The explanation for it is pretty cool. You see, if you show a human a lot of images taken in sequence - usually about 24+ per second - we perceive those images as moving. Doesn't hurt the goats at all either
for what it's worth, yes, i imagine travis mcelroy *does* make that face while eating pussy. i can't imagine why else he'd have practiced it
February 18, 2026 at 6:17 AM
for what it's worth, yes, i imagine travis mcelroy *does* make that face while eating pussy. i can't imagine why else he'd have practiced it
saw a post and had to do a double take and be like "wait how can a thin person be fat" then i remembered body positivity is just basically all scorpions like just a big heaping scoop of scorpions so i'm not bothering
February 18, 2026 at 6:12 AM
saw a post and had to do a double take and be like "wait how can a thin person be fat" then i remembered body positivity is just basically all scorpions like just a big heaping scoop of scorpions so i'm not bothering
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drill incident
April 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
drill incident
local cryptid
February 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
local cryptid
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having a bad trip because the skinny trip sitter keeps using advanced stage magic techniques and quick-change costumes to appear fatter than you. he's claiming god's mad at you and that's why he's fat now and you're not. It seems to check out while high
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 AM
having a bad trip because the skinny trip sitter keeps using advanced stage magic techniques and quick-change costumes to appear fatter than you. he's claiming god's mad at you and that's why he's fat now and you're not. It seems to check out while high
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the next wave for lifehacks is getting preemptively angry and defensive about how your audience doesn't appreciate your advice and having arguments with an imaginary version of that audience before you're even finished laying out the lifehack
December 19, 2024 at 8:27 AM
the next wave for lifehacks is getting preemptively angry and defensive about how your audience doesn't appreciate your advice and having arguments with an imaginary version of that audience before you're even finished laying out the lifehack
thinking serenely about how the jp equivalent of weeaboos have this americana imaginaire that's just sorta cowboys in snow with weirdly aryan phenotypes
February 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
thinking serenely about how the jp equivalent of weeaboos have this americana imaginaire that's just sorta cowboys in snow with weirdly aryan phenotypes
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Just rewatched the quarantine inspection bit from MGSV and I forgot how much of a tearjerker it is:
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Just rewatched the quarantine inspection bit from MGSV and I forgot how much of a tearjerker it is:
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remembering that the only vestige of 'the bouncer' left is sora kingdomheart's fucking outfit design, and quietly sobbing to myself as I tug on my collar
bet sion'd give good head tho
bet sion'd give good head tho
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
remembering that the only vestige of 'the bouncer' left is sora kingdomheart's fucking outfit design, and quietly sobbing to myself as I tug on my collar
bet sion'd give good head tho
bet sion'd give good head tho
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"i'm in awe... it's like we're connected at this spiritual level. i have goosebumps"
"whatever kanye"
//
"i'm a time traveller. my mission is almost complete"
"i'd do anything for you charlie"
"whatever kanye"
//
"i'm a time traveller. my mission is almost complete"
"i'd do anything for you charlie"
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
"i'm in awe... it's like we're connected at this spiritual level. i have goosebumps"
"whatever kanye"
//
"i'm a time traveller. my mission is almost complete"
"i'd do anything for you charlie"
"whatever kanye"
//
"i'm a time traveller. my mission is almost complete"
"i'd do anything for you charlie"
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fucked up that we have an irl version of the gumby/pokey texts with candace owens and respectively kanye west and charlie kirk
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
fucked up that we have an irl version of the gumby/pokey texts with candace owens and respectively kanye west and charlie kirk
the insect metamorphosis hormone is a relative of estradiol. closely related chemicals are often used as antiestrogens
February 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
the insect metamorphosis hormone is a relative of estradiol. closely related chemicals are often used as antiestrogens
a traditional way of finding a life partner in Minnesota back in the day was "ope jeez lemme just scoot right past ya" one-upmanship until you both wound up permanently trying to pass each other. Buried in 2 separate graves but they're way too close for comfort
February 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
a traditional way of finding a life partner in Minnesota back in the day was "ope jeez lemme just scoot right past ya" one-upmanship until you both wound up permanently trying to pass each other. Buried in 2 separate graves but they're way too close for comfort
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porting over this shrimptin post to bsky for future reference
October 8, 2023 at 3:26 AM
porting over this shrimptin post to bsky for future reference
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Nonbinary is when you plan your outfits to look *better* covered in blood.
gwar was whatever the nonbinary equivalent of a boy band or a girl group is. but no one is ready for that conversation
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Nonbinary is when you plan your outfits to look *better* covered in blood.
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Fallen angels are catastrophes. Taking up residence in deconsecrated cathedrals, they gather thralls with thunder-song voice and glassine words. There’s but one choice, overwhelming artillery.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Fallen angels are catastrophes. Taking up residence in deconsecrated cathedrals, they gather thralls with thunder-song voice and glassine words. There’s but one choice, overwhelming artillery.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
gwar was whatever the nonbinary equivalent of a boy band or a girl group is. but no one is ready for that conversation
February 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
gwar was whatever the nonbinary equivalent of a boy band or a girl group is. but no one is ready for that conversation
fun english fact: the old second person singular/familiar pronoun "thou" is cognate with german "Du"
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
fun english fact: the old second person singular/familiar pronoun "thou" is cognate with german "Du"
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every once in a while through omission or time i think people misunderstand how i feel about Gamers' Rights. this is how i feel about Gamers' Rights
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
every once in a while through omission or time i think people misunderstand how i feel about Gamers' Rights. this is how i feel about Gamers' Rights