axolotl "god's bully" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
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axolotl lovely - silver vaporlight kay, frog k, etc // local representative of frog industrial concern // poetry, prose, garbo // despite my blameless nature i am ceaselessly accosted by Rats // 38, she/her omnigender furry // let those laugh that win
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woe upon he who puncheth my dick, for upon him my curse will lay heavy
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 AM
woe upon he who puncheth my dick, for upon him my curse will lay heavy
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ME: This guy is trash. He's dex-built. I'm gonna kill him. He's off-meta
GUY I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT: [moonwalking sideways while repeatedly entering and leaving a block stance]
ME: Fuck me running
GUY I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT: [moonwalking sideways while repeatedly entering and leaving a block stance]
ME: Fuck me running
the worst feeling in the world is when you start a fight with some guy just because he looks weak - only to hear the faint strains of an ironic jock jams remix swelling up. you try to back out but he's already shmoving
February 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
ME: This guy is trash. He's dex-built. I'm gonna kill him. He's off-meta
GUY I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT: [moonwalking sideways while repeatedly entering and leaving a block stance]
ME: Fuck me running
GUY I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT: [moonwalking sideways while repeatedly entering and leaving a block stance]
ME: Fuck me running
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and, for what it's worth, the oligarchs are hoping for a world where techies act like they're so much better than everyone else for using this technology while they use the threat of it to crush the people outside the bubble, then they move on to the folks inside of it too
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
and, for what it's worth, the oligarchs are hoping for a world where techies act like they're so much better than everyone else for using this technology while they use the threat of it to crush the people outside the bubble, then they move on to the folks inside of it too
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This motherfucker in Shadow Tower kept Gangnam Styling at me
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
This motherfucker in Shadow Tower kept Gangnam Styling at me
babygirl PLEASE don't have my ass enameled
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
babygirl PLEASE don't have my ass enameled
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my trans experience consists of just getting a bunch of jacked dumbasses to beat the living shit out of me with staves and branches and whatnot for way longer than is medically advisable
July 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my trans experience consists of just getting a bunch of jacked dumbasses to beat the living shit out of me with staves and branches and whatnot for way longer than is medically advisable
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the single most universally watched live news event in human history was the moon landing, sure. but they didn't have the lovense then. no remote controlled vibrators of any kind. there was simply less to do with our time on earth
March 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
the single most universally watched live news event in human history was the moon landing, sure. but they didn't have the lovense then. no remote controlled vibrators of any kind. there was simply less to do with our time on earth
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AAA GAME STUDIOS: We've partnered with Saudi Arabia's new hunter-killer AI to make our game 80% less "Woke". Get ready for slurs, fellow gamers [bloodthirsty cheers from stockholders]
GAMING INFLUENCERS: No More Pussy Bones In Codblops?? 🤔🤔🤔
GAMERS: yoshi is NOT pregnant. The proper term is 'gravid'
GAMING INFLUENCERS: No More Pussy Bones In Codblops?? 🤔🤔🤔
GAMERS: yoshi is NOT pregnant. The proper term is 'gravid'
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
AAA GAME STUDIOS: We've partnered with Saudi Arabia's new hunter-killer AI to make our game 80% less "Woke". Get ready for slurs, fellow gamers [bloodthirsty cheers from stockholders]
GAMING INFLUENCERS: No More Pussy Bones In Codblops?? 🤔🤔🤔
GAMERS: yoshi is NOT pregnant. The proper term is 'gravid'
GAMING INFLUENCERS: No More Pussy Bones In Codblops?? 🤔🤔🤔
GAMERS: yoshi is NOT pregnant. The proper term is 'gravid'
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nice dunk post. If a body was to go out by the creek, bury a ziploc fulla dry ol bird bones & a couple photos of your face under a low firekillt tree, spill ablution to those spirits of the earth as still live, and vow plague & penury on you for all time, would you consider what came next condign
April 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
nice dunk post. If a body was to go out by the creek, bury a ziploc fulla dry ol bird bones & a couple photos of your face under a low firekillt tree, spill ablution to those spirits of the earth as still live, and vow plague & penury on you for all time, would you consider what came next condign
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do they break my bones? You better believe they break my bones. I'm transgender
July 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
do they break my bones? You better believe they break my bones. I'm transgender
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here's the thing you need to know about me: i'm weak and frail. you can easily beat me up. probably should too. you could easily crush my bones and make me bleed. but here's why you shouldn't: because i asked you not to, very politely, including the words please and thank you
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
here's the thing you need to know about me: i'm weak and frail. you can easily beat me up. probably should too. you could easily crush my bones and make me bleed. but here's why you shouldn't: because i asked you not to, very politely, including the words please and thank you
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gentrification is crazy in orc city right now. like obviously the bone mill wasn't gonna open back up, it just wasn't profitable to grind bones at that scale here, but we all figured, you know, blacksmith, maybe a fighter's guild. but why would a vegan alchemy co-op even need that much floor space
July 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
gentrification is crazy in orc city right now. like obviously the bone mill wasn't gonna open back up, it just wasn't profitable to grind bones at that scale here, but we all figured, you know, blacksmith, maybe a fighter's guild. but why would a vegan alchemy co-op even need that much floor space
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ME: henry, you have seen empires come and go. do you have any advice to impart on me
HENRY THE 124-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE: here's one they don't want you to know. Bones are edible
ME: the ones with marrow?
HENRY: No - all of them, whole. Trick is to have extremely strong stomach acid
ME: You're so wise
HENRY THE 124-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE: here's one they don't want you to know. Bones are edible
ME: the ones with marrow?
HENRY: No - all of them, whole. Trick is to have extremely strong stomach acid
ME: You're so wise
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
ME: henry, you have seen empires come and go. do you have any advice to impart on me
HENRY THE 124-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE: here's one they don't want you to know. Bones are edible
ME: the ones with marrow?
HENRY: No - all of them, whole. Trick is to have extremely strong stomach acid
ME: You're so wise
HENRY THE 124-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE: here's one they don't want you to know. Bones are edible
ME: the ones with marrow?
HENRY: No - all of them, whole. Trick is to have extremely strong stomach acid
ME: You're so wise
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a guy comes into town and says he knows a scientifical method to relieve our current drought and everyone rolls their eyes and my dumb ass is always like "No no let's hear him out"
May 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
a guy comes into town and says he knows a scientifical method to relieve our current drought and everyone rolls their eyes and my dumb ass is always like "No no let's hear him out"
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presumably my defective okie genes also account for my abiding affection for flim-flam men and smooth talkers and my undying contempt for rubes, mixed feelings about shills and mixed trending bearish on hucksters
May 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
presumably my defective okie genes also account for my abiding affection for flim-flam men and smooth talkers and my undying contempt for rubes, mixed feelings about shills and mixed trending bearish on hucksters
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i get all mice and men with the guy. i can't help it. i just know in my bones he's not making it in california
May 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i get all mice and men with the guy. i can't help it. i just know in my bones he's not making it in california
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and as a child of refugees from the dust bowl, john fetterman triggers my "mercy kill before starvation makes us all feral" instinct even when the situation does not call for it
May 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
and as a child of refugees from the dust bowl, john fetterman triggers my "mercy kill before starvation makes us all feral" instinct even when the situation does not call for it
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i want a bitch on me like a plague of locusts, buddy. hungry, desperate. I want her to strip my skin off of my bones
July 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i want a bitch on me like a plague of locusts, buddy. hungry, desperate. I want her to strip my skin off of my bones
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dead men's bones all in the ground and we taught this earth to eat. dead men's dreams in all that dirt and we taught this earth to eat. dead men's gold in dead men's hands, dead men's words are all commands for dead men's guns in dead men's hands and we taught this earth to eat
April 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
dead men's bones all in the ground and we taught this earth to eat. dead men's dreams in all that dirt and we taught this earth to eat. dead men's gold in dead men's hands, dead men's words are all commands for dead men's guns in dead men's hands and we taught this earth to eat
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render me to oil. mummify my ass. blow me up with grenades. ass-up in the dumpster outside a baja fresh if you gotta. just please don't you let them put tiktok chemicals on my bones
August 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
render me to oil. mummify my ass. blow me up with grenades. ass-up in the dumpster outside a baja fresh if you gotta. just please don't you let them put tiktok chemicals on my bones
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bpd got me acting out in the polycule. shouting "I want to blow 10 she/it puppygirls" and just going full Ip Man, dehumanizing whirlwind of blood and watery loads, somehow equal number of broken bones
When I get BPD flare-ups I am able to perform wolverines berserker barrage
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
bpd got me acting out in the polycule. shouting "I want to blow 10 she/it puppygirls" and just going full Ip Man, dehumanizing whirlwind of blood and watery loads, somehow equal number of broken bones
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the haters have tiny slippery little hands like a baby's hands, with more bones than average for a human adult like a baby's hands
when i start posting the haters clear their schedule and spit on their hands and rub them together
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the haters have tiny slippery little hands like a baby's hands, with more bones than average for a human adult like a baby's hands
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i don't want my bones sprayed down with hypercolor tiktok chemicals. when i die just feed me to dogs
August 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i don't want my bones sprayed down with hypercolor tiktok chemicals. when i die just feed me to dogs
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drink-soaked former Trotskyist popinjay. look at him. his bones are crumbling. he badly wants another drink
Thinking about Hitchens and how he was occasionally (okay, more than occasionally) a bully
September 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
drink-soaked former Trotskyist popinjay. look at him. his bones are crumbling. he badly wants another drink