axolotl "small press humiliation" lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴☠️
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call me lottie - silver vaporlight kay, frog kosaric, whatever // local representative of frog industrial concern // outsider lit and stupid shit // 38, she/her, 33rd degree tumblr rite transgenderist // let those laugh that win
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"not the only one"
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November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"not the only one"
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people would always make fun of him for saying 'nucular' but that's a normative feature of that regional accent, jimmy carter said 'nucular' and he worked with a nuclear reactor in the navy. the actual problem with him was just mind-boggling bloodlust & transparent indifference to human misery
People were always like "GWB sounds like a hick" and I never got that, but maybe that's because I'm a foreigner and a hick myself. I did, however, come to hate his voice because I associated it with the office of US President
heard george w bush’s voice in the martin scorsese documentary for the first time in years and felt the exact same surge of involuntary hostility towards it that i always used to feel
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
people would always make fun of him for saying 'nucular' but that's a normative feature of that regional accent, jimmy carter said 'nucular' and he worked with a nuclear reactor in the navy. the actual problem with him was just mind-boggling bloodlust & transparent indifference to human misery
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will forever just think this when people screenshot twitter stupidity to repost here and shittalk
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
will forever just think this when people screenshot twitter stupidity to repost here and shittalk
in general pre-transition relationships often have a hard time keeping up with transitioning but the exception is if your partner is an annoying autistic gremlin who takes genuine pleasure out of zigzagging on people
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
in general pre-transition relationships often have a hard time keeping up with transitioning but the exception is if your partner is an annoying autistic gremlin who takes genuine pleasure out of zigzagging on people
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classic wine faux pas: being invited over for a tasting after someone managed to import a crate of - well, it sounds like 'dom perignon' over the phone, and certainly a lot of it - but actually it was domperidone and you're completely sideways off of some dude's titty milk, spoiling plans for days
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
classic wine faux pas: being invited over for a tasting after someone managed to import a crate of - well, it sounds like 'dom perignon' over the phone, and certainly a lot of it - but actually it was domperidone and you're completely sideways off of some dude's titty milk, spoiling plans for days
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ELDER MILLENNIAL T4T GF: sorry they called you a pooner and a manbaby on the website baby. Do you want to see that Achewood panel where Pat gets jacked again
ZOOMER/MILLENNIAL CUSP T4T BF: Do you need help with the bitcoin part of getting you more domperidone already
ZOOMER/MILLENNIAL CUSP T4T BF: Do you need help with the bitcoin part of getting you more domperidone already
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
ELDER MILLENNIAL T4T GF: sorry they called you a pooner and a manbaby on the website baby. Do you want to see that Achewood panel where Pat gets jacked again
ZOOMER/MILLENNIAL CUSP T4T BF: Do you need help with the bitcoin part of getting you more domperidone already
ZOOMER/MILLENNIAL CUSP T4T BF: Do you need help with the bitcoin part of getting you more domperidone already
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re: last rt
begone weaklings
begone weaklings
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
re: last rt
begone weaklings
begone weaklings
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Women are always asking if you want to go home with them and meet the gray ball of greasy fur and claws living beneath the porch that they’ve named “Mr. Fucker”
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Women are always asking if you want to go home with them and meet the gray ball of greasy fur and claws living beneath the porch that they’ve named “Mr. Fucker”
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WE FREEBASING DUBIOUS NOOTROPICS
DID A BUMP OF DIPPED GAS STATION AMPHETAMINE SALTS OFF A STRIPPER'S ASSCRACK
BLACKED OUT AND STARTED SPEAKIN IN TONGUES FOR 72 HOURS
WOKE UP HOLDING A BRICK, THE KEYS TO A BUGATTI, AND THREE PHDS. I DID NOT PAY FOR THE BUGATTI
DID A BUMP OF DIPPED GAS STATION AMPHETAMINE SALTS OFF A STRIPPER'S ASSCRACK
BLACKED OUT AND STARTED SPEAKIN IN TONGUES FOR 72 HOURS
WOKE UP HOLDING A BRICK, THE KEYS TO A BUGATTI, AND THREE PHDS. I DID NOT PAY FOR THE BUGATTI
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
WE FREEBASING DUBIOUS NOOTROPICS
DID A BUMP OF DIPPED GAS STATION AMPHETAMINE SALTS OFF A STRIPPER'S ASSCRACK
BLACKED OUT AND STARTED SPEAKIN IN TONGUES FOR 72 HOURS
WOKE UP HOLDING A BRICK, THE KEYS TO A BUGATTI, AND THREE PHDS. I DID NOT PAY FOR THE BUGATTI
DID A BUMP OF DIPPED GAS STATION AMPHETAMINE SALTS OFF A STRIPPER'S ASSCRACK
BLACKED OUT AND STARTED SPEAKIN IN TONGUES FOR 72 HOURS
WOKE UP HOLDING A BRICK, THE KEYS TO A BUGATTI, AND THREE PHDS. I DID NOT PAY FOR THE BUGATTI
anyway that article making the rounds about raccoon autodomestication apparently relies on belyayev's controversial work on the melanin/cortisol metabolic pathway as a unifying etiology for the domestication syndrome in mammals so it's unlikely to be scientifically important. image unrelated
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
anyway that article making the rounds about raccoon autodomestication apparently relies on belyayev's controversial work on the melanin/cortisol metabolic pathway as a unifying etiology for the domestication syndrome in mammals so it's unlikely to be scientifically important. image unrelated
it's necessary as a recently out trans person to be at least a little extra because until you are, it can be kinda hard to tell "willing to patronize you until you step out of line" from "willing to just let you cook under the assumption you know your business better than they do"
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it's necessary as a recently out trans person to be at least a little extra because until you are, it can be kinda hard to tell "willing to patronize you until you step out of line" from "willing to just let you cook under the assumption you know your business better than they do"
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i don't know what transmasc needs to hear this, but you have to break up with your straight boyfriend/lesbian girlfriend
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i don't know what transmasc needs to hear this, but you have to break up with your straight boyfriend/lesbian girlfriend
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a veterinarian when i grew up. as an adult i put aside such childish dreams and now i hope to grow up into a carpet of lymph-slicked sensory organs of unidentifiable function dominating millions of continuous acres of the landscape
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
when i was a kid i wanted to be a veterinarian when i grew up. as an adult i put aside such childish dreams and now i hope to grow up into a carpet of lymph-slicked sensory organs of unidentifiable function dominating millions of continuous acres of the landscape
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thanksgiving is hard for me because my family judges me. "this isn't how we raised you" they say. "it's my business if i dress slutty or not" i say. my dad storms off crying in his cutoffs and crop top. my mom notices the colored bandana in my pocket but is crestfallen when i tie it on as a bib
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
thanksgiving is hard for me because my family judges me. "this isn't how we raised you" they say. "it's my business if i dress slutty or not" i say. my dad storms off crying in his cutoffs and crop top. my mom notices the colored bandana in my pocket but is crestfallen when i tie it on as a bib
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this isn't gonna work out babe. i know i said it was love at first sight but you have to remember you were a tiny little picture on my monitor at the time. barely bigger than a postage stamp. i think that's about as much woman as i can handle. if you think about it we're both in the wrong here
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
this isn't gonna work out babe. i know i said it was love at first sight but you have to remember you were a tiny little picture on my monitor at the time. barely bigger than a postage stamp. i think that's about as much woman as i can handle. if you think about it we're both in the wrong here
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by root of the earth and by gleaning of field
by this spell i cast, your urethra is sealed
by this spell i cast, your urethra is sealed
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
by root of the earth and by gleaning of field
by this spell i cast, your urethra is sealed
by this spell i cast, your urethra is sealed
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Boosting for Canada / Van-Toronto folks who might know or have resources-connections, Ivy was telling me a bit about the situation recently and really wants to do what they can to help her out
shot in the dark but i have an old trans friend who has recently suffered some severe domestic abuse and was wondering if anyone i know could direct me to some resources/people in vancouver or toronto (or anywhere at this point really) u can DM me for more details if needed.. thanks
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Boosting for Canada / Van-Toronto folks who might know or have resources-connections, Ivy was telling me a bit about the situation recently and really wants to do what they can to help her out
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not being willing to touch an apple product with my own hands is how you can tell i'm the butch in this stupid transbian couple
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
not being willing to touch an apple product with my own hands is how you can tell i'm the butch in this stupid transbian couple
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(32 y/o gay boy dressed up like Spencer’s crop top Princess Peach) Will you be my Luigi for tonight…? Mario doesn’t have to know…
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(32 y/o gay boy dressed up like Spencer’s crop top Princess Peach) Will you be my Luigi for tonight…? Mario doesn’t have to know…
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
(his 22 y/o homemaker furry femboy boyfriend hitting a DMT vape cart mango flavor called Aliexpress Conversion Therapy) The bank called again while you were cleaning out
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How it feels to be a beautiful woman who is always right and has incredible pussy and a posse of serious disorders
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
How it feels to be a beautiful woman who is always right and has incredible pussy and a posse of serious disorders
mastercard, paypal, visa, etc don't want people using their service to sell videos of themselves jerking off because for all the payment processors know, we could swerve into a standup comedy routine halfway through
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
mastercard, paypal, visa, etc don't want people using their service to sell videos of themselves jerking off because for all the payment processors know, we could swerve into a standup comedy routine halfway through
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put your fucking dick away and go start an insufferable metal band if you want to try that shit. coward
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
put your fucking dick away and go start an insufferable metal band if you want to try that shit. coward
just this morning i passed a transient waving his nude hog at the highway onramp by the side of a jack in the box. excited to hear about his comedy special
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
just this morning i passed a transient waving his nude hog at the highway onramp by the side of a jack in the box. excited to hear about his comedy special