axolotl "god's bully" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
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axolotl lovely - silver vaporlight kay, frog k, etc // local representative of frog industrial concern // poetry, prose, garbo // despite my blameless nature i am ceaselessly accosted by Rats // 38, she/her omnigender furry // let those laugh that win
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Fallen angels are catastrophes. Taking up residence in deconsecrated cathedrals, they gather thralls with thunder-song voice and glassine words. There’s but one choice, overwhelming artillery.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Fallen angels are catastrophes. Taking up residence in deconsecrated cathedrals, they gather thralls with thunder-song voice and glassine words. There’s but one choice, overwhelming artillery.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
gwar was whatever the nonbinary equivalent of a boy band or a girl group is. but no one is ready for that conversation
February 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
gwar was whatever the nonbinary equivalent of a boy band or a girl group is. but no one is ready for that conversation
fun english fact: the old second person singular/familiar pronoun "thou" is cognate with german "Du"
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
fun english fact: the old second person singular/familiar pronoun "thou" is cognate with german "Du"
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every once in a while through omission or time i think people misunderstand how i feel about Gamers' Rights. this is how i feel about Gamers' Rights
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
every once in a while through omission or time i think people misunderstand how i feel about Gamers' Rights. this is how i feel about Gamers' Rights
i've been locked in the skittle pushing mines for 10 years due to the treachery of my union local. do you know how hard it is to find new ways to say "i like you but you have a functional neurological disorder because you think posting can fix your neuroendocrine system's belief it is a corpse"
"i am god's strongest soldier" get on hrt you dummy. You rube
February 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
i've been locked in the skittle pushing mines for 10 years due to the treachery of my union local. do you know how hard it is to find new ways to say "i like you but you have a functional neurological disorder because you think posting can fix your neuroendocrine system's belief it is a corpse"
"i am god's strongest soldier" get on hrt you dummy. You rube
February 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
"i am god's strongest soldier" get on hrt you dummy. You rube
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something i NEED to add here is also something ive been saying for years: the attack on trans healthcare is very specifically creating consent for the privatization of healthcare systems internationally.
i dont think its fair that we have to diy our transition when doctors are perfectly capable of meeting our needs. they just choose not to.
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
something i NEED to add here is also something ive been saying for years: the attack on trans healthcare is very specifically creating consent for the privatization of healthcare systems internationally.
all millennial/genx cusp comedy is either mr show or brass eye. no variations
February 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
all millennial/genx cusp comedy is either mr show or brass eye. no variations
we kind of take the level of mortality and disability typical of viruses for granted because viruses are hard to throw a pill at. Less impossible than they used to be but it's rare for a virus to "want" to kill you, whereas various bacteria or parasites do fine that way
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
we kind of take the level of mortality and disability typical of viruses for granted because viruses are hard to throw a pill at. Less impossible than they used to be but it's rare for a virus to "want" to kill you, whereas various bacteria or parasites do fine that way
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
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the only good part of racehorses is the names anyway. in few other areas of life do names like "Killing Splendor" and "Dainty Clarence" and "Bosnian Joe Biden" mingle. besides horse racing it's just tgirl house parties mostly
July 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the only good part of racehorses is the names anyway. in few other areas of life do names like "Killing Splendor" and "Dainty Clarence" and "Bosnian Joe Biden" mingle. besides horse racing it's just tgirl house parties mostly
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if we wanted good chatrooms we would have used comic chat. we didn't. chatrooms should be shitty and you should hate using them. good chatrooms are like making a sloppy joe with exquisite artisanal sourdough bread. horse shit
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
if we wanted good chatrooms we would have used comic chat. we didn't. chatrooms should be shitty and you should hate using them. good chatrooms are like making a sloppy joe with exquisite artisanal sourdough bread. horse shit
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babe, you deserve better. you're a catch. pussy motivated, for one. anyone with a pussy can train you like a dog. yeah you're impotent but that doesn't count. why? corporate veil baby. technically you're a ridgling horse. can't hold it against ya. dick doesn't back that up but who's gonna check that
February 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
babe, you deserve better. you're a catch. pussy motivated, for one. anyone with a pussy can train you like a dog. yeah you're impotent but that doesn't count. why? corporate veil baby. technically you're a ridgling horse. can't hold it against ya. dick doesn't back that up but who's gonna check that
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it's an old myth that they could only get the horse in mr. ed to look like he was talking by smearing peanut butter on his gums. that's just how actors were fed back in the day, including animals. humans too tho. you can really see it in the relish with which someone like welles or bogart enunciates
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it's an old myth that they could only get the horse in mr. ed to look like he was talking by smearing peanut butter on his gums. that's just how actors were fed back in the day, including animals. humans too tho. you can really see it in the relish with which someone like welles or bogart enunciates
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when a horse is walking past, it's the ass that passes last
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when a horse is walking past, it's the ass that passes last
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for most of history smoking a quarter of loud & hanging out at a party was more effective for nearly anything than any competing medicine. since legalization and the internet they had to start dosing the general public with chatgpt and horse dyes just so big pharma would have anything left to treat
August 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
for most of history smoking a quarter of loud & hanging out at a party was more effective for nearly anything than any competing medicine. since legalization and the internet they had to start dosing the general public with chatgpt and horse dyes just so big pharma would have anything left to treat
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every time i hear "banned horses" the back of my brain hopefully insists that uma musume has been pulled from storefronts and all the wretched horse women thereof have been summarily executed. so as you can imagine games bsky has been a source of disappointment lately
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
every time i hear "banned horses" the back of my brain hopefully insists that uma musume has been pulled from storefronts and all the wretched horse women thereof have been summarily executed. so as you can imagine games bsky has been a source of disappointment lately
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people aren't going to be anti-israel in a normal way because of tiktok. they're going to evince a belief that the state of israel started the transatlantic slave trade despite being founded in 1948. they're going to suggest in all seriousness that zionism is a stalking horse for Maoism
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
people aren't going to be anti-israel in a normal way because of tiktok. they're going to evince a belief that the state of israel started the transatlantic slave trade despite being founded in 1948. they're going to suggest in all seriousness that zionism is a stalking horse for Maoism
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the rolling stones were just death grips for people who needed to have seven letters to shoot up horse estrogen or bull testosterone & who were able to buy meth at the supermarket
January 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
the rolling stones were just death grips for people who needed to have seven letters to shoot up horse estrogen or bull testosterone & who were able to buy meth at the supermarket
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this probably reflects a more innocent time where it was possible to convince strangers to the sporting life that a horse given a ladle of human-grade soup would swell up like popeye and go apeshit
‘Soup’ was a slang term for drugs that were injected into a horse to make it run faster.
A racehorse that was on PEDs was said to be ‘souped up.’
We now use the term to refer to anything that is enhanced.
A racehorse that was on PEDs was said to be ‘souped up.’
We now use the term to refer to anything that is enhanced.
December 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this probably reflects a more innocent time where it was possible to convince strangers to the sporting life that a horse given a ladle of human-grade soup would swell up like popeye and go apeshit
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"hrt isn't harmful" bullshit. i got shot in the head with a hrt dart round by an infiltrator mgs5 style and next thing i knew i was living off-lease in an east portland punk house with 5 other people named shit like Moss and Punished Horse
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"hrt isn't harmful" bullshit. i got shot in the head with a hrt dart round by an infiltrator mgs5 style and next thing i knew i was living off-lease in an east portland punk house with 5 other people named shit like Moss and Punished Horse
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2026... year of the horse comin bitch. Dates are gonna ditch you to smoke a designer drug called "Reptile" that makes their hands slowly swell up and burst like a foreign king's. Hottest new music? Mumblecore subgenre "Gone Off The Brando" where the vocalist has marbles in their cheeks
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 AM
2026... year of the horse comin bitch. Dates are gonna ditch you to smoke a designer drug called "Reptile" that makes their hands slowly swell up and burst like a foreign king's. Hottest new music? Mumblecore subgenre "Gone Off The Brando" where the vocalist has marbles in their cheeks
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horsepower was named in the hope that competition from the steam engine would incentivize exponential growth of the average draft horse, so their brand would remain relevant. watt likely expected that by 2025 cities would be full of horses the size of elephants and the stench would be unbearable
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
horsepower was named in the hope that competition from the steam engine would incentivize exponential growth of the average draft horse, so their brand would remain relevant. watt likely expected that by 2025 cities would be full of horses the size of elephants and the stench would be unbearable
starting a rumor: seattle cuisine is world famous for the "Pike Place Slop Plate" which is just a bunch of casserole style bullshit mixed together like a salad on a completely flat plate. Part of what makes it good is the plate is flat so you can just push what you don't want to eat onto the ground
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
starting a rumor: seattle cuisine is world famous for the "Pike Place Slop Plate" which is just a bunch of casserole style bullshit mixed together like a salad on a completely flat plate. Part of what makes it good is the plate is flat so you can just push what you don't want to eat onto the ground
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wow it's really fucking annoying having to explain that the rude label is for being a mouthy queer individually to every single person on this fucking website
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
wow it's really fucking annoying having to explain that the rude label is for being a mouthy queer individually to every single person on this fucking website