axolotl "god's bully" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
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axolotl lovely - silver vaporlight kay, frog k, etc // local representative of frog industrial concern // poetry, prose, garbo // despite my blameless nature i am ceaselessly accosted by Rats // 38, she/her omnigender furry // let those laugh that win
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having a bad trip because the skinny trip sitter keeps using advanced stage magic techniques and quick-change costumes to appear fatter than you. he's claiming god's mad at you and that's why he's fat now and you're not. It seems to check out while high
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 AM
having a bad trip because the skinny trip sitter keeps using advanced stage magic techniques and quick-change costumes to appear fatter than you. he's claiming god's mad at you and that's why he's fat now and you're not. It seems to check out while high
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the next wave for lifehacks is getting preemptively angry and defensive about how your audience doesn't appreciate your advice and having arguments with an imaginary version of that audience before you're even finished laying out the lifehack
December 19, 2024 at 8:27 AM
the next wave for lifehacks is getting preemptively angry and defensive about how your audience doesn't appreciate your advice and having arguments with an imaginary version of that audience before you're even finished laying out the lifehack
thinking serenely about how the jp equivalent of weeaboos have this americana imaginaire that's just sorta cowboys in snow with weirdly aryan phenotypes
February 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
thinking serenely about how the jp equivalent of weeaboos have this americana imaginaire that's just sorta cowboys in snow with weirdly aryan phenotypes
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Just rewatched the quarantine inspection bit from MGSV and I forgot how much of a tearjerker it is:
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Just rewatched the quarantine inspection bit from MGSV and I forgot how much of a tearjerker it is:
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remembering that the only vestige of 'the bouncer' left is sora kingdomheart's fucking outfit design, and quietly sobbing to myself as I tug on my collar
bet sion'd give good head tho
bet sion'd give good head tho
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
remembering that the only vestige of 'the bouncer' left is sora kingdomheart's fucking outfit design, and quietly sobbing to myself as I tug on my collar
bet sion'd give good head tho
bet sion'd give good head tho
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"i'm in awe... it's like we're connected at this spiritual level. i have goosebumps"
"whatever kanye"
//
"i'm a time traveller. my mission is almost complete"
"i'd do anything for you charlie"
"whatever kanye"
//
"i'm a time traveller. my mission is almost complete"
"i'd do anything for you charlie"
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
"i'm in awe... it's like we're connected at this spiritual level. i have goosebumps"
"whatever kanye"
//
"i'm a time traveller. my mission is almost complete"
"i'd do anything for you charlie"
"whatever kanye"
//
"i'm a time traveller. my mission is almost complete"
"i'd do anything for you charlie"
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fucked up that we have an irl version of the gumby/pokey texts with candace owens and respectively kanye west and charlie kirk
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
fucked up that we have an irl version of the gumby/pokey texts with candace owens and respectively kanye west and charlie kirk
the insect metamorphosis hormone is a relative of estradiol. closely related chemicals are often used as antiestrogens
February 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
the insect metamorphosis hormone is a relative of estradiol. closely related chemicals are often used as antiestrogens
a traditional way of finding a life partner in Minnesota back in the day was "ope jeez lemme just scoot right past ya" one-upmanship until you both wound up permanently trying to pass each other. Buried in 2 separate graves but they're way too close for comfort
February 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
a traditional way of finding a life partner in Minnesota back in the day was "ope jeez lemme just scoot right past ya" one-upmanship until you both wound up permanently trying to pass each other. Buried in 2 separate graves but they're way too close for comfort
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porting over this shrimptin post to bsky for future reference
October 8, 2023 at 3:26 AM
porting over this shrimptin post to bsky for future reference
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Nonbinary is when you plan your outfits to look *better* covered in blood.
gwar was whatever the nonbinary equivalent of a boy band or a girl group is. but no one is ready for that conversation
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Nonbinary is when you plan your outfits to look *better* covered in blood.
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Fallen angels are catastrophes. Taking up residence in deconsecrated cathedrals, they gather thralls with thunder-song voice and glassine words. There’s but one choice, overwhelming artillery.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Fallen angels are catastrophes. Taking up residence in deconsecrated cathedrals, they gather thralls with thunder-song voice and glassine words. There’s but one choice, overwhelming artillery.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
A slide rule has decided, 208 guntubes, 12,000 shells, God has mercy, we can’t risk it.
gwar was whatever the nonbinary equivalent of a boy band or a girl group is. but no one is ready for that conversation
February 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
gwar was whatever the nonbinary equivalent of a boy band or a girl group is. but no one is ready for that conversation
fun english fact: the old second person singular/familiar pronoun "thou" is cognate with german "Du"
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
fun english fact: the old second person singular/familiar pronoun "thou" is cognate with german "Du"
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every once in a while through omission or time i think people misunderstand how i feel about Gamers' Rights. this is how i feel about Gamers' Rights
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
every once in a while through omission or time i think people misunderstand how i feel about Gamers' Rights. this is how i feel about Gamers' Rights
i've been locked in the skittle pushing mines for 10 years due to the treachery of my union local. do you know how hard it is to find new ways to say "i like you but you have a functional neurological disorder because you think posting can fix your neuroendocrine system's belief it is a corpse"
"i am god's strongest soldier" get on hrt you dummy. You rube
February 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
i've been locked in the skittle pushing mines for 10 years due to the treachery of my union local. do you know how hard it is to find new ways to say "i like you but you have a functional neurological disorder because you think posting can fix your neuroendocrine system's belief it is a corpse"
"i am god's strongest soldier" get on hrt you dummy. You rube
February 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
"i am god's strongest soldier" get on hrt you dummy. You rube
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something i NEED to add here is also something ive been saying for years: the attack on trans healthcare is very specifically creating consent for the privatization of healthcare systems internationally.
i dont think its fair that we have to diy our transition when doctors are perfectly capable of meeting our needs. they just choose not to.
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
something i NEED to add here is also something ive been saying for years: the attack on trans healthcare is very specifically creating consent for the privatization of healthcare systems internationally.
all millennial/genx cusp comedy is either mr show or brass eye. no variations
February 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
all millennial/genx cusp comedy is either mr show or brass eye. no variations
we kind of take the level of mortality and disability typical of viruses for granted because viruses are hard to throw a pill at. Less impossible than they used to be but it's rare for a virus to "want" to kill you, whereas various bacteria or parasites do fine that way
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
we kind of take the level of mortality and disability typical of viruses for granted because viruses are hard to throw a pill at. Less impossible than they used to be but it's rare for a virus to "want" to kill you, whereas various bacteria or parasites do fine that way
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
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the only good part of racehorses is the names anyway. in few other areas of life do names like "Killing Splendor" and "Dainty Clarence" and "Bosnian Joe Biden" mingle. besides horse racing it's just tgirl house parties mostly
July 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the only good part of racehorses is the names anyway. in few other areas of life do names like "Killing Splendor" and "Dainty Clarence" and "Bosnian Joe Biden" mingle. besides horse racing it's just tgirl house parties mostly
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if we wanted good chatrooms we would have used comic chat. we didn't. chatrooms should be shitty and you should hate using them. good chatrooms are like making a sloppy joe with exquisite artisanal sourdough bread. horse shit
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
if we wanted good chatrooms we would have used comic chat. we didn't. chatrooms should be shitty and you should hate using them. good chatrooms are like making a sloppy joe with exquisite artisanal sourdough bread. horse shit
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babe, you deserve better. you're a catch. pussy motivated, for one. anyone with a pussy can train you like a dog. yeah you're impotent but that doesn't count. why? corporate veil baby. technically you're a ridgling horse. can't hold it against ya. dick doesn't back that up but who's gonna check that
February 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
babe, you deserve better. you're a catch. pussy motivated, for one. anyone with a pussy can train you like a dog. yeah you're impotent but that doesn't count. why? corporate veil baby. technically you're a ridgling horse. can't hold it against ya. dick doesn't back that up but who's gonna check that
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it's an old myth that they could only get the horse in mr. ed to look like he was talking by smearing peanut butter on his gums. that's just how actors were fed back in the day, including animals. humans too tho. you can really see it in the relish with which someone like welles or bogart enunciates
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it's an old myth that they could only get the horse in mr. ed to look like he was talking by smearing peanut butter on his gums. that's just how actors were fed back in the day, including animals. humans too tho. you can really see it in the relish with which someone like welles or bogart enunciates