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axolotl "god's bully" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️
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axolotl lovely - silver vaporlight kay, frog k, etc // local representative of frog industrial concern // poetry, prose, garbo // despite my blameless nature i am ceaselessly accosted by Rats // 38, she/her omnigender furry // let those laugh that win
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I need everyone to see the RoboCop Oreo clip
Robo wants an Oreo - RoboDoc Clip
YouTube video by RoboCop Archive
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUrT...
sorry to be on the devo train again but 70s mark mothersbaugh is like the platonic ideal of scrawny ass nerd who is nevertheless hot as hell and uses it exclusively for violence
February 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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if being a lil annoying sometimes is a crime then let me catch One Thousand Bans ! FREE AMITATZIN 🗣️
FREE AMIYATZIN
PISS SHITTER DID NOTHING WRONG
February 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO
February 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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but no really we need cis ppl who positively and enthusiastically advocate for us and i dont care if it's a little corny bc im so fucking tired of the ironic detachment "no one cares" angle of allyship
February 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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CEOs Never Cum
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Wanted to draw a guinea pig girl today #DoubleChinWheek2026 #DoubleChinWeek2026
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
imprisoning this meddling hero in my family-recipe trappola di scorpioni. just like my bellissima nonna used to make
February 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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my beautiful friends and loved ones would surely never reverse sear me. They would never think to make a hearty brown sauce out of my succulent fond with which to serve my meat
February 18, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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guess i'm adding MOTHERFUCKING SPACEWAR to The List!!!!
oh hokey shit, this ancient text adventure article mentions the three earliesk knowed trans gals in gamedev

bluerenga.blog/2025/08/26/h...
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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for what it's worth, yes, i imagine travis mcelroy *does* make that face while eating pussy. i can't imagine why else he'd have practiced it
February 18, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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you ever seen one of those videos where a goat appears to go stiff as a board and fall over? The explanation for it is pretty cool. You see, if you show a human a lot of images taken in sequence - usually about 24+ per second - we perceive those images as moving. Doesn't hurt the goats at all either
February 18, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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sorry for pitchbending hatsune miku to hit high C at your body's resonance frequency and crushing most of your bones. we should still collab after you get that fixed
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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a technology we can all be excited about
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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bro why don't you open a fucking window and let the spring breeze wash over you? Dumbass
February 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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LEARNING ABOUT BLACK TRANS HISTORY:

( A short thread 🧵)
February 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine
February 18, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants
February 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
jesus fucking christ. Like what in someone's mind justifies this. I get that there are people who refuse to recognize anything meaningfully important about transphobia/transmisogyny but step outside of the bit and imagine how fat cis women would respond to this kinda question about their genitals
you can't be talking like that Cis Baby
February 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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the most annoying thing about this whole RAM shortage thing is that DRAM modules are a delicious crunchy snack (especially with a little drizzle of balsamic vinegar) but now I'm having to cut back or find alternatives. I've been eating surface-mount MOSFETs but they get stuck in my teeth
February 18, 2026 at 6:26 AM
sorry for pitchbending hatsune miku to hit high C at your body's resonance frequency and crushing most of your bones. we should still collab after you get that fixed
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 AM
my beautiful friends and loved ones would surely never reverse sear me. They would never think to make a hearty brown sauce out of my succulent fond with which to serve my meat
February 18, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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I will be pissed off until I FUCKING DIE that we invented THE COOLEST TRANSPORT TECHNOLOGY ever we have MAGLEVS THE TRAIN FUCKING FLOATS IT MOVES AT 250 MILES AN HOUR AND INSTEAD WE GOT THE UGLIEST TRUCK ANYONE HAS EVER BUILT

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
February 18, 2026 at 6:27 AM