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New Year’s Mailbag
Need advice on the New Year from the Normal Men? Submit your advice request in the form by Friday, Dec. 26th and we’ll read the best responses on the New Year’s Eve show!
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NORMAL MEN listeners! we had a great time with the thanksgiving mailbag, so i'll be back on for the new year's eve show reading your new year's mailbag submissions! get your submissions in by next friday and we'll read the best, funniest, and most thought-provoking ones on the show!
man, this show got remarkably fucking stupid in S2
man, washington’s momentary delusion about spitting out all of his teeth is absolutely one of the most legit and relatable moments in TURN, as a man with similar problems at one point
when you think about it, i am basically george washington
when you think about it, i am basically george washington
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
man, this show got remarkably fucking stupid in S2
man, washington’s momentary delusion about spitting out all of his teeth is absolutely one of the most legit and relatable moments in TURN, as a man with similar problems at one point
when you think about it, i am basically george washington
when you think about it, i am basically george washington
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
man, washington’s momentary delusion about spitting out all of his teeth is absolutely one of the most legit and relatable moments in TURN, as a man with similar problems at one point
when you think about it, i am basically george washington
when you think about it, i am basically george washington
i do, however, get plenty of prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I. time, so who can say whether it’s good or bad
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
i do, however, get plenty of prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I. time, so who can say whether it’s good or bad
not to pick on a particular person, but if climate change is your big issue, capitalism probably gets us out of fossil fuels much faster than communism or even socialism, and, yes, i get that this is a bummer
December 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
not to pick on a particular person, but if climate change is your big issue, capitalism probably gets us out of fossil fuels much faster than communism or even socialism, and, yes, i get that this is a bummer
this is extremely annoying, btw, yes, it’s technically “work less” week, but because i am a contractor, i do actually have to work, and i am newly irritated that every time my neighbors use the washer, it looks like they emptied the contents of the compost bin into the washer
listen, man, our washer is on the fritz and i had to split a load into two spin cycles, i am going to be awake for awhile
December 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
this is extremely annoying, btw, yes, it’s technically “work less” week, but because i am a contractor, i do actually have to work, and i am newly irritated that every time my neighbors use the washer, it looks like they emptied the contents of the compost bin into the washer
on the flipside, let’s be real, it’s not like anyone would trust them more if they were called benign goodco
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
on the flipside, let’s be real, it’s not like anyone would trust them more if they were called benign goodco
come the fuck on, man
December 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
come the fuck on, man
[extreme intrusive thought] going to remake myself as a RETVRN guy for pam grier
its a convergence of female pop stars from katy perry onwards, anime waifus, video game characters, and of course porn
Tangentially, I remain perplexed by harcore gooners' collective taste in women. Not that mine is conventional, mind you, but so often they seem to be chasing a half-remembered impression of male heterosexuality, as if they feel they should find women attractive but don't
December 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
[extreme intrusive thought] going to remake myself as a RETVRN guy for pam grier
went the whole holiday season without getting a single container of umpqua peppermint candy ice cream, goddammit
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December 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
went the whole holiday season without getting a single container of umpqua peppermint candy ice cream, goddammit
this is the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to me, i want this man arrested
Buddy you're like a top 50 account this has to happen weekly.
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
this is the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to me, i want this man arrested
i mean, the big ones are here, it’s just that most of us are mere candle flames in the wind compared to bug zapper that is will stancil’s mentions
the downside of the block system on this website is all the interesting tankies are invisible and instead we get these third rate losers who can't even post well
where's the genuine rage or angst or under medicated mental problems? instead we just get this boring larper
where's the genuine rage or angst or under medicated mental problems? instead we just get this boring larper
December 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i mean, the big ones are here, it’s just that most of us are mere candle flames in the wind compared to bug zapper that is will stancil’s mentions
correct
you're right man, we can't ask be so intelligent as you, who knows that Liberal and Conservative are the only REAL political positions
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
correct
[loudly] JOKE’S ON YOU, I ACTUALLY *AM* A DIPSHIT
joke's on you dipshit, guess you missed one!
December 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
[loudly] JOKE’S ON YOU, I ACTUALLY *AM* A DIPSHIT
get better material, shit for brains, you’re not even interesting enough to make it onto a tankie blocklist
those principles being "capitalism is fine so long as its evils do not directly impact my comfort;" end of list
December 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
get better material, shit for brains, you’re not even interesting enough to make it onto a tankie blocklist
it’s funny how, especially amongst the british officers in TURN, there’s always someone further up the chain you are going to eat shit from. yes, i know, i am aware, this is how it works, especially in the military, but it is well-illustrated here
December 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
it’s funny how, especially amongst the british officers in TURN, there’s always someone further up the chain you are going to eat shit from. yes, i know, i am aware, this is how it works, especially in the military, but it is well-illustrated here
yes, miller absolutely wants you to highlight the “good” immigrants so that he can further draw distinctions amongst the “bad” immigrants. to the extent he cares at all about what you think, he hopes you *do* get mad and indignant upon the behalf of the “good” immigrants.
like it's actually driving me kind of crazy that they're doing exactly what he wants by giving examples of European immigrants and they can't seem to see it
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
yes, miller absolutely wants you to highlight the “good” immigrants so that he can further draw distinctions amongst the “bad” immigrants. to the extent he cares at all about what you think, he hopes you *do* get mad and indignant upon the behalf of the “good” immigrants.
i am not a “don’t retweet, they just want attention!” person, but, in this specific case (and in the case of the various gov accounts) i am begging you to understand that miller knows all this shit and he is counting on you to correct him. they know. getting you to react and spread it is the point.
Immigrant-hating Stephen Miller talks about Americans being "first to harness the atom." But the first controlled, self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction was conducted by a team led by Italian immigrant Enrico Fermi, who didn't become a U.S. citizen until a year and a half later.
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i am not a “don’t retweet, they just want attention!” person, but, in this specific case (and in the case of the various gov accounts) i am begging you to understand that miller knows all this shit and he is counting on you to correct him. they know. getting you to react and spread it is the point.
“i don’t like either party”
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“i don’t like either party”
shambling fog, in the winter, i wear one of three heavy cardigans every moment i am in the house, let my beard and hair grow too long, and rarely brush either of them unless i have to leave
What's your winter look?
1. sweater goblin
2. coffee witch
3. shambling fog
4. Zamboni driver with dark secrets
1. sweater goblin
2. coffee witch
3. shambling fog
4. Zamboni driver with dark secrets
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
shambling fog, in the winter, i wear one of three heavy cardigans every moment i am in the house, let my beard and hair grow too long, and rarely brush either of them unless i have to leave
surely this bottle of prosecco i opened exclusively to toast the normal men crew will not be a problem for future me
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
surely this bottle of prosecco i opened exclusively to toast the normal men crew will not be a problem for future me
sometimes you come across something that just stops you dead in your tracks
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
sometimes you come across something that just stops you dead in your tracks
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The American officer corps not reconciling with how a guy like Flynn could reach the highest levels of American military intelligence is part of the reason we’re in this mess
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The American officer corps not reconciling with how a guy like Flynn could reach the highest levels of American military intelligence is part of the reason we’re in this mess
i've already technically rounded up the wordly, important questions we're going to tackle on tonight's NORMAL MEN recording, but if you've got a good last-minute new year question, or need some advice, throw it into the form and we'll see if we can get to it
NORMAL MEN listeners! we had a great time with the thanksgiving mailbag, so i'll be back on for the new year's eve show reading your new year's mailbag submissions! get your submissions in by next friday and we'll read the best, funniest, and most thought-provoking ones on the show!
New Year’s Mailbag
Need advice on the New Year from the Normal Men? Submit your advice request in the form by Friday, Dec. 26th and we’ll read the best responses on the New Year’s Eve show!
golikehellmachine.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i've already technically rounded up the wordly, important questions we're going to tackle on tonight's NORMAL MEN recording, but if you've got a good last-minute new year question, or need some advice, throw it into the form and we'll see if we can get to it
the funniest thing about this is that this guy’s bio is “reading & aesthetics”
Idiot. A Frenchman has no history in common with a German. Imagining they could create a country together is pure fantasy from a deracinated upper class.
December 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the funniest thing about this is that this guy’s bio is “reading & aesthetics”
always and forever, 1996
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
always and forever, 1996